That Venice Bitch

oh my FUCKING GODODGODGODOGDJDOJADSOGDOSKOAGJNSDIFOASBDIFOHAUSBDOFIHDBSAFD

bestie i don't hear it

summmmmerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ....................................... sizzlinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggg .................................... ..  . . .  . 

have u professed ur love for WD today? what? oh yes yeah u made it just in time to stream it how wonderful  so so wonderful 

i know most of us hate this bald bastard but:

full review next week
-thinks TJF is bland and misses the mark
-thinks WD is one of her best songs and it gave him chills
-loves wild at heart

Now who's gonna lead the Dealer cult for the next 4 years???

The spoken word bridge in Yosemite is giving me Once Upon A Time In Hollywood 1969 spaghetti western vixen in thigh high boots realness

baby this is iconic 

bestie i don't hear it

bestie i don't hear it

So after some play throughs of COCC I can def say this is Lana's folk album. The Joan Baez and Joni Mitchell influences are apparent throughout the album. Way more so than on NFR. My fave tracks so far are:
 
White Dress - Just a damn feel of a song
Tulsa Jesus Freak - Brings back my religious childhood memories and just shows off how amazing Lana is at writing melodies. She's the f'ing best.
Dark But Just A Game (probably my fave track) - I get the Portishead reference from the interview Lana did prior to COCCs release. I'm feeling the Trip-Hop influence on the verses with the almost stripped down, acoustic chorus; a great juxtaposition for sure.
Breaking Up Slowly - I wish Nikki and Lana's versus were swapped tbh. This is the one song that I find stuck in my head the most, I'm humming it constantly.
Dance Till We Die - So this track is something else. When Lana breaks it down at 2:41 I get chills. I actually wish the whole song was like this part. There is just something about Lana getting gritty that just gets to me in my feels. I get Tori Amos, Boys for Pele, In The Springtime of His Voodoo vibes and I'm here for it
 
The other tracks are good for sure, but just don't have the same impact at the ones above for me so far. Maybe with time they will grow on me ??‍♂️   Honeymoon was the same way for me on my first play throughs. Certain tracks really stood out and others seemed like background tracks almost.
 
NFR is still that album for me. A perfect album from beginning to end. That album is going to be hard to ever top just because I hold it in the upper echelons of my musicology. 

Not sure if I’m gonna post my full thots on the album since so many have by now it’s like whatever but I just have to say this album makes me feel excited inspired for something I don’t even know what :’) but it’s something I’ve been missing the past two albums and my god what a magical feeling it is I’m so glad to have it back ??? 

it looks like a WWII pic im crying i hate my country so much 
 

Across all 8 of Lana's albums on Metacritic, she has been given 100/100 only 9 times, out of 190 reviews.
Chemtrails has 4 of them. For now.

LDR8 first single announcement coming "soon"

LDR8 HER PSYCHEDELIC ROCK ERA
 
LEAD SINGLE NEXT FRIDAY
ALBUM ANNOUNCEMENT + COVER REVEAL 1ST APRIL
LEAD SINGLE MV + PRE-ORDER 3RD APRIL
 
manifesting 
 
update: hard country era incoming we lost

I love the complexities of Yosemite tbh it sounds very pastoral and new age-y almost, which really matches with the witchy vibe LFL originally was going to have. Reminds me of Simon and Garfunkel almost (something like Scarborough Fair - which makes sense since she samples it in Cherry). Also I swear I hear a flute but I don’t see it in the credits? 

@Jack Antonoff is a God
 
Omg what are you still doing here..for real though 
There is no other member on this boards who is that annoying & is triggering me that much
Don't want to be rude but you are a dirty little hamster and just shut the fuck up!!!!
I Don't mind getting a warning point bc I want to call him a ugly annoying bitch 1000 times. 
Go and fuck yourself & suck Jack's dick but please shut the fuck up & Don't annoy us
Fucking bitch bohoo 
Kiss Kiss you fucking annoying  ugly troll
 
 
 

After having the album on repeat since yesterday I’ve got to say this is definitely in my top 3 I’m really enjoying the maturity within it and I think this is a really solid heartfelt album from Lana, I do hope her next album will be produced by someone else though just to spice things up a bit more but jack has done a great job! I also hope she doesn’t go too far country apart from her planned country album but overall I love this album so bloody much!!! 

I'm not offended by that review. It's pretty transparent when there's only one glaringly negative review, and it's written by a RYM user, on a site no one really cares about, who looks like this:





It's just all rather... obvious. Sputnik could give Lana a 0 and she'd still be in Universal Acclaim on Metacritic. It doesn't matter. And I'm pretty sure him scrubbing his own photos from the internet prior to posting the review has nothing to do with his review, lol.

I don’t think I’ve read a single review in my 10 years of stanning Lana that didn’t mention the way she looks, that didn’t somehow weave into it her misunderstood comments taken out of context that have absolutely nothing to do with the music, or judge her in the light of other artists before her time OR her contemporaries, (who they would force comparisons upon). It is indeed dark, but just a game. You just gotta see through it. A positive review is always welcome, but don’t make it more than what it is. The music always speaks for itself in the end, and the true genius behind it always continues to do what she does best: keep on keeping on. Just a reminder. 

We should just ignore that review rather than draw attention to it! Let people have their angry, tasteless opinions! They are irrelevant, really, and let them remain that way. 

Across all 8 of Lana's albums on Metacritic, she has been given 100/100 only 9 times, out of 190 reviews.
Chemtrails has 4 of them. For now.