takeitdoen

We have about two days to enjoy this colour before she randomly goes super dark again

Lana Del Rey is blonde and gone

I literally don't even care for Lana's updates coming in here, I just live for some drama  (Bummed I was away during that mess on the previous pages)
No one calls out some of Lana's bulshit better than LanaBoardians

Not joking ...
 
I'll be very surprised if the entire event still goes ahead, let alone if she attends.

Born To Die

Come on, take a walk on the wild side

Let me fuck you hard in the pouring rain

 

Paradise

In the land of gods and monsters 

I was an angel

Looking to get fucked hard

 

Ultraviolence

I fucked my way up to the top

This is my show

I fucked my way up to the top

Go, baby, go

 

Honeymoon

When I'm down on my knees, you're how I pray

Hallelujah

 

Lust For Life

I'm cryin' while I'm cummin'

Makin' love while I'm makin' good money

 

Norman Fucking Rockwell!

Goddamn man-child

You fucked me so good that I almost said, "I love you"

 

Ooo. Fab topic. I'm going to not think this through too much, and just go with what my pHEnOmENoLoGicAL response of what evoked the feel for me.
 
Born to Die
"Think I'll miss you forever,
like the stars miss the sun in the morning sky.
Later's better than never,
even if you're gone, I'm gonna drive"
 
Paradise
"I am fucking crazy 
but I am free"
 
(or, if we're sticking to song lyrics)

"I'm tired of feeling like I'm fucking crazy. 
I'm tired of driving 'till I see stars in my eyes"
 
Ultraviolence
"Heaven is on earth,
I would do anything for you and me.
Blessed is this union,
crying tears of gold like lemonade."
 
Honeymoon
"I lost myself when I lost you . . .
And I still get trashed, baby,
when I hear your tunes"
 
Lust for Life
"I hope that I come back one day
To tell you that I really changed"
 
Norman Fucking Rockwell!
"Why wait for the best,
when I can have you? YOOOOUUUUUUU!!!??!?!"

Yeah nobody's saying you can't "say what you want" but all you do is whine about other people, whilst contributing nothing else. Build a bridge, sis. 
 
You also seem to imagine shit that does not exist, like grudges. You are the one who comes for everyone else, not the other way around. Don't dish it if you can't take it. 

I almost forgot to share it here too - just something quick I made after the Nintendo Direct with Animal Crossing: New Horizons news. They said they’ll have a “NookLink” app and, well, since I’m a Zelda nerd, this is what popped up in my mind lol.

this aged badly.

REALLY badly

Cancelled a European tour to go to Disneyland. We have no choice but to stan a vengeful queen.

She can go to Disney but not sing at shows

whats everyone even talking about, someone explain in 10 words or less, i cant be bothered to read all of it

It's weird how in the NFR pre-release there were pages and pages of unironic posts deciding what colour the vinyl should be based on the 10-second snippets of like 3 songs we had but once people start examining and discussing the political connotations of Lana's poetry they're told they're being too dramatic and sensitive    who knows if she'll ever post another poem that can have so much said about it lol. I think this is the first time.

Imagine if she runs into a fan whose show she cancelled ...

I love periodically re-reading the deLicious dRama in this thread.

I love periodically re-reading the deLicious dRama in this thread.

I love periodically re-reading the deLicious dRama in this thread.

Why do you keep scrapping your film clips and using them for other, irrelevant songs?  

-That she would put out Life is Beautiful just for the fans
-Unreleased compilation album
-PWYC video
-Top of the year
-May 1st, 2014
-"I didn't do shit to my lips"
-Would put out Starry Eyed for terminally ill kids (she even lies to dying children, y'all)
-Cherry video
-Putting out a rerelease of Lana Del Ray
-Age
-Details to follow next week
-Cola/Dark Paradise
-The original LFL singles getting an EP release

When she said she has a breathy voice because she fell from a tree and broke her ribs lmao

She can't copy Lana if Lana hasn't actually made anything. I sure don't have a book or recoding of Lana's poetry yet! 
Also PS - since they move in the same circles, Florence had a poem book out first anyway!

She really captured early morning commuting with Bartender. It's just past 7 in the morning and moving through the rainy city with less people and quiet cars at low light - nothing fits better!

After Harvey Weinstein was exposed for being a freak, a lot of outlets reported on Cola and how Lana had retired it. But a lot of them say that she changed original lyrics.
 
This exact from Vanity Fair:
 
According to an anonymous and impossible to verify source speaking to Page Six, the original lyrics to “Cola“ included the line “Harvey’s in the sky with diamonds and he’s making me crazy. All he wants to do is party with his pretty baby.” At Weinstein’s alleged insistence, the “Harvey“ part was changed to “Ah, he,“ though the song remains about a relationship with an older, married man
 
???
 
Am I going crazy? I can still hear her sing HARVEY. The H and V are extremely prominent. Did a bunch of these papers just not actually listen to the song, or am I legitimately hearing it totally wrong?

obviously freshly done lip and cheek fillers
 
I’m pretty sure they aren’t ‘freshly done’, she got them done right before Grammys she’s just wearing some makeup