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immediately closed the app and went straight to my pinot noir 

that new selfie wtf the grant genes are blessed

someone edit the lanaboards chemtrails prerelease thread onto the laptop screen please

This is the weirdest era..

yeah I don’t think the church song will be on the album 
 
She had to know people were doubtful about the covers album being real so she posted this to simultaneously show support for the president elect and also prove she wasn’t fucking around. 

Zach Dawes and Dean Reid (+Neil Krug?)

 

I SAW THAT TOO! MANIFESTING A NEW PRODUCER FROM THAT POINT ON! 

Imagine a Lana's baby thread with us speculating about the hair color and the name

Ever since she started dating him she keeps posting her fucking feet he has to have a fetish there's no other explanation 
 
ss since he's private:
 

Since you have to be grown to vote, you shouldn't rely on celebrities to voice their political stance and expect it to sway other grown adults to vote for one party or the other

ah, how the tables have turned 

No, she's just playing the dumb bitch, I think
 
Probably her go-to strat when she dates men who aren't famous so they don't feel inadequate
 

Not LFL on her mantle
 
Dying 

I love this thread. Makes me nostalgic for when I first started listening to her and would mishear 60% of the lyrics. Body Electric is the first one that comes to mind.
 
Grand Ole Opry: Grand auto spree
 
Whitman is my daddy, Monaco’s my mother:Clinton is my daddy, Monica’s my mother
 
My clothes still smell like you: My coasters/posters still smell like you
All the photographs say, that we’re still young: All the phonographs, say we’re still young
Mary’s swayin’ softly: Mary’s sweatin’ softly

Oh god I did the same. Laughed so so hard. I doubt its the same guy though. I googled Benny Mason New York too and all that came up was a horse called Benny Mason who gives people rides around Central Park or something....

I like homemade videos, but this felt very limited. Previous homemade vids had concepts/stories behind them and the ones that didn't had planned out shots or looks. She previously used much more camera techniques, even things as basic as zoom, tilt or close ups. Consider the unreleased Honeymoon video, nothing much happens in terms of plot, but it's so visually captivating because of the way she filmed it. This really felt like cobbled together footage found on her phone with maybe 30~ seconds of planned footage. There's a noticeable difference between a lazy homemade vid and one that had lots of thought and effort put it into it. 

when i saw that wheel i thought she's going to start driving and i was so relieved when i realised that the car wasn't moving

y’all need to relax, i hate the cop but he was in 2 seconds of the video and his head was cut off. this video was obviously a montage of her time in between the 2 records, it’s not like they’re dating anymore he was just apart of that time in her life 

OMG A 3 MINUTE LONG INSTAGRAM STORY? WOW THAT WAS SO INTERESTING TO WATCH!

Remember Lana said the Honeymoon video was boring and refused to release it. Well...

not to be dramatic but that video killed my hype for this album for good this is much worse than i expected. And before someone quote me with "lollll ok", visuals do 50% of the job in the music for me

I like the idea of a compilation of her sweet and mundane daily activities with the people that are important to her, but the editing is a bit weird. The editing definitely could have been a bit better but it is still a sweet and cute video nonetheless 

mild to moderate garbage 

And I thought we couldn't get lower than an 8mm chuck video...