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as someone who won't play at the farm aid 2020 or any festival really I relate 

She’s promoting everything but her

My friend Vanga told me that Lana's next post will be on september 5th. She will post the cover and an announcement that the COCC is released digitally.

Well, I can only assume that COTCC is coming in 28 hours and 22 min! 

almost 1000 pages omg

I don't remember a single description that turned out accurate imho lol

Tbh I’m not sure insiders can be trusted to accurately describe what a song sounds like? Didn’t ATRL insiders also say Katy Perry’s Smile sounds like a continuation of Teenage Dream? It’s hard be objective when describing a song 

Tbh I’m not sure insiders can be trusted to accurately describe what a song sounds like? Didn’t ATRL insiders also say Katy Perry’s Smile sounds like a continuation of Teenage Dream? It’s hard be objective when describing a song 

Tbh I’m not sure insiders can be trusted to accurately describe what a song sounds like? Didn’t ATRL insiders also say Katy Perry’s Smile sounds like a continuation of Teenage Dream? It’s hard be objective when describing a song 

1: title track refers to an album track with the same as the album—there will be a track called Chemtrails....
2: no, other than it will likely be Antoff produced. Oop unless insiders are to be trusted I guess 

1: title track refers to an album track with the same as the album—there will be a track called Chemtrails....
2: no, other than it will likely be Antoff produced. Oop unless insiders are to be trusted I guess 

Tbh I’m not sure insiders can be trusted to accurately describe what a song sounds like? Didn’t ATRL insiders also say Katy Perry’s Smile sounds like a continuation of Teenage Dream? It’s hard be objective when describing a song 

the record stores and music companies won't give us a concrete answer, because they're all in on it! ben mawson and ed millet have got them wrapped around their silly little fingers thinking they can keep this album away from the lipsters, they think they have us fooled, but in reality, we fooled them! chemtrails over the country club coming this saturday! 
 

 

She doesn't have an account. And if she did, she's such a good actress/pretender/liar, she'd probably be the last person we expect

RIGHT. She can't lie like that. It is so cheap... I wonder which calendar is she using if she didn't mean gregorian one.

and when it doesn't come saturday - it's simply because lana follows a different calendar! someone should check her source code again just to be sure if it's the assyrian or the mayan system

The #Yosemitecult doesn't approve. Physical album isn't coming on september 5th but digital in 99% yes. We have no other official info. Lana never said that her officially announced date is delayed. We won. I trust Lana. She is not a liar 

My friends mom is a psychic and she says that "Sugar Daddies in the Mexican Desert - Are Dangerous But I Love It Anyway" will be a track on the album! COCC CULTURAL APPROPRIATION MASTERPIECE INCOMING

Lana Lurking on Lanaboards... beautiful alliteration for a poem 

i definitely think she’s been here :3 can’t prove it but i think so! ben and ed hate the forum lol

Lol yeah I'm such a compulsive avi changer.
 
OK, because of your European allure you get PARIS 

Drop it like it’s hot. Confirmed, the album is coming September 4th

im already scared, this site is gonna crash on september 4th 23:59

Cardigan was high budget, but mostly bc all the sets were built on a sound stage. Chemtrails seems to be much more cinematic 

Also #TeamCrackhead that thinks she means 2029 as in Sept. 29, 2020