Fart Deco

and a demonic version too! A dark album incoming, ladies 

They just played Young & Beautiful on the radio and they NEVER play her here... it’s a sign, she’s coming 
 
and then they played Halsey 

I'm going for Worst Taste at the Lipsters this year!! 

Wow, I will be serving you with friendship divorce papers later today, citing irreconcilable differences.

Am i the only one that feels weird whenever Lana acknowledges her past self?
Like i think of Lana in 1985-2010 and 2011-2014 and 2015-2020 as completely different people, and she doesn't talk about her past very often...
Like in the post today, 2012 Lana Del Rey was so vastly different to the present Lana Del Rey in so many ways and it feels weird that they're the same woman 

I guess I'm signin' off after all, indeed...

Same, even my phone deliberately stopped sending notifications for her posts.

They just played Young & Beautiful on the radio and they NEVER play her here... it’s a sign, she’s coming 
 
and then they played Halsey 

The more she behaves this way the more I love her what's wrong with me? Is it Stockholm syndrome?

This.
This.
AND THIS.
I’d literally implode if COCC had something like OTTR, a career highlight, a masterpiece, an outstanding piece of art 
Too bad that Lana is blonde long and gone.

Same, even my phone deliberately stopped sending notifications for her posts.

That's because the album won't have a cover, in fact it won't even have a track list... it will be just one long ass song (67:32 minutes of white noise, to be exact) and the cover will be a plain white textless square.

I guess I'm signin' off after all, indeed...

Yup, you are definitely real Lana.

On that note , stream Saturday Night by Natalia Kills if you miss Lana-esque lyricism.
 
matter of fact stream ALL of Trouble.

Probably this, so she won't even have to open paint to create the white square! Her mind 
WIll this be the first coverless album in history? Truly a trailblazer!

That's because the album won't have a cover, in fact it won't even have a track list... it will be just one long ass song (67:32 minutes of white noise, to be exact) and the cover will be a plain white textless square.

I guess I'm signin' off after all, indeed...

Same, even my phone deliberately stopped sending notifications for her posts.

The more she behaves this way the more I love her what's wrong with me? Is it Stockholm syndrome?

A.), but I'd stop at "she is having a breakdown".

For the next era all I want is a REAL surprise release. Like she says she's taking a break or something and some months later BOOM, the album is on all digital platforms. This is the dream! 
there's a 87% chance I'll have a heart attack, but if I survive it, worth it

My expectations for visual for this era are at pretty much zero, because of the pandemic. Give me an ok cover and maybe one cute video and I’ll call it a day. 

it'll be kind of sad if there's nothing to go along with COCC like imagine it's her best album sonically and lyrically but with minimal visuals and no interviews or anything besides an album photoshoot and knowing chuck it'll be 3 pics in the same setting and outfit  

For the next era, I want a proper roll out, please. No leaked material months in advance to force her to release stuff earlier than planned, no teasing of songs going on endlessly, no hints of an album coming out on a date and then just remaining silent... I just want it to be done professionally, three eras with messiness is too much.