Pretty Dull

I do think the Lana comparisons got out of hand tbh she’s def not a Lana rip-off but this is a bit silly considering it’s been well documented that she used to be a Lana stan bsjfj. She’s def been inspired by Lana like many artists but that is ok! She still is her own artist with her own sound. 

The mass amounts of censorship attempts regarding her deleted music is so silly. People will find and listen to these songs regardless, they're out to the public — that's just a normal part of fame. Having information on them available won't make any difference.
 
Also, there's obviously Lana inspiration in Ethel's music, even if it's not in every song. I just remembered when she made an account to remove the Lana mention from her Wikipedia page  I'd say the Nicole Dollanganger influence seems way stronger though. 

Fingertips
 

‘Fingertips’ is not a good song or a big song but it definitely explains everything. I felt like that was important because everyone was always like [whispers] explain yourself. And I was like, ‘Okay, let me do this really quickly, I’ll tell you everything I’m thinking in two minutes in a seven minute song and just rip through it and edit it.’ That song kind of says it all. Between that song and ‘Wildflower Wildfire’ on Blue Banisters, you can get a lot [whispers and laughs] of everything. 
 
and this is why I will not stand for any Fingertips slander 

Suki Waterhouse calling Lollapalooza “Lana’s show” is so iconic we stan a queen who knows what’s up!!! 

I KNOW and from LDR village too ... the disrespect 
 

priority 2 day shipping so u get it in 94 days instead of 96 oop

right?  they could’ve simply removed the background or just asked the artist to provide them with a png version and it would’ve been perfect why are they so lazy 

The ones with the design of the standard cover are very cute but the ones that are a square are so ugly sorry 

LDRVillage thou shalt never see a dime from me ever again

this read tho oh you ate her up are you Isaiah lmao

oh HELL NO. Not on my fyp lol
i feel like they will soon start going door to door terrorizing innocent people with that free sky bs

Yes. Like, it's been a year since Don't Forget, we don't have the music video so, posting a picture from a still of the video and mere nonsense words, is like she's laughing at us...
Like post the actual bloody music video that would make us feel better than this vague posts or post the reason why it wasn't released and spill the tea
enough
 
Usually I would comment and repost the photo and be like: sky i love you omg she's returning and get a glimpse of hope
but now I'm like ok girl, deactive your account (i love her but I can't anymore)
 
 

Sky Ferreira equivalent of Jehovah's Witnesses

I wanna ask you this. what if it was yöu? that didn’t have any butter. what if I came home to you and TOOK your butter from your fridge? fridgerato..fridgerator? and took your butter away from you ..... on any on any on any other day? (clunk) yes and let’s not ehhhhh shove it under the uh the mat. we all know that ehh american people are pretty overweight. .... how would you Feele....what about your sweet potatoes and your sss s as s s s s s s sour cream and your eh sss s s ss. stocking THEN? (holds up butter) do you know what this is? this a traditional Bux of norwegian butter. (open butter) let’s look inside. it’s hardly empty. do you know what’s approaching??? christmas is approach approach approaching. how do you think we feel? do you know what the national christmas cake in norway is??? it’s something called Lusikutter. Pussycats in english. do you know what the main ingredients in the lus in the eh in lusikutter is? BUTTER! do you think this is enough for all the christmas cakes that i was gonna make in ehhh christmas? NO. ........ so FUCK YOU AMERICAAAANNN dssssdssdsdssdss people. because. YOU DONT KNOW HOW IT FEELS BEING WITHOUT BUTTER IN CHRISTMAS TIME. and i ask again. WHAT IF IT WAS YOU??? ...... heh.. who didn’t have BUTTER? would you go ask the neighbor? OH NO THATS RIGHT the neighbor doesn’t have butter either no one in the whole wide fucking country has butter.... i will come to you house. i will go to your fridgerator fridge fridge your fridgerator i will take your butter out of your fridge i will eat the butter in front of you and your families EYES. ... and eh i force you to watch me while i eat ALL your butter! that you were gonna have at christmas eve...ning. you will beg and cry and say “NO DONT EAT ALL OUR BUTTER WE NEED FOR XMAS” i will say “AHAH NOT MY PROBLEM” and take the empty bottle i will throw it down the.stairway. 
 
Thanks for reading
Happy quarantining

the misspelled hoodie would’ve been a more fun option  “i love u but you don’t undrnstand me”

Beautiful is too corny I'm sorry 

Final pre-DYKTTATUOB ranking
 
NFR Ultraviolence Chemtrails AKA Honeymoon Born to Die Paradise Lust for Life Blue Banisters I feel weird ranking Chemtrails so high because I skip LMLYAW, Dance Till We Die, and For Free like 95% of the time and it’s only 11 tracks. I also recognize it’s not her strongest work overall, and I was actually disappointed in the album when it was released. However, I’ve been tracking my streams on last.fm for 5-6 years, and in only 2 years since COTCC’s release, it’s become my 3rd most listened to album, and it’s only like 20 streams behind NFR. And I’m still not really sick of it. It’s kinda of been my default go-to album for Lana over the past couple years. 
 
I also feel like Honeymoon should be higher because it’s such a strong, consistent, high quality body of work and the melodies are some of her strongest. But in reality, I just don’t listen to it that often, and usually when I do, it tends to slog for me a bit once we get to Salvatore/The Blackest Day/24/Swan Song/Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood, and I don’t usually end up finishing.
 
By the way, AKA is a total unique, innovative gem and it makes me sad how underappreciated it is. To this day, I still haven’t heard anything that sounds even remotely close to it. It’s crazy impressive that she was able to make something so great, creative, and unique for her first official body of work. But then again, it still blows my mind how she progressed from Sirens to AKA in 2-4 years, and then Born to Die another 1-2 years later. The sheer amount of music she made in this period is insane too.
 
I feel like I could have like 3 different rankings of her albums and they’d all feel right for their own reasons. I guess that just goes to show how strong her discography is.

😋🤤

it’s a troll / rage bait 

when there's a pop-up exclusive titty vinyl..

And we can all guess the exact five stans who will have their photo taken with her if she goes there

This is why I haven’t used songs as my alarms since I was like 10. Whenever I’m in public and someone’s phone rings and it’s one of my many morning alarms, I get triggered as well