Pretty Dull

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I heard Lexa pays her brother Chad $40 to feed her animals and her horse plant 
 

Do you think new singer Laina Del Ray scoops her cats litter boxes and picks up after her dogs herself? I just.... I couldn't imagine, I think she doesn't and I bet she pays someone to do it  how much do they get paid to do it? $9 an hour? 
 
 

Me finding about this thread for the first time

 

THIS IS SO FUNNY PLSS

I can't tell if this is worse than 'should Lana do porn'

this thread is a fever dream. 

wuttice dis hunny

I wish I hadn't read this (ಥ﹏ಥ)

Sometimes I discover these weird and dark corners of LB… 

https://whatculture.com/music/every-lana-del-rey-album-ranked-worst-to-best
 
Imagine having the audacity to put HM on the last place (excluding AKA because it's unreleased) and calling the album dull and claiming it has no progression while claiming the opposite for COCC and BB? I genuinely don't know what the critics see in her post NFR work. Okay, at least this article appreciates UV and BTD. 

He shitted on Fiona's Fetch The Bolt Cutters. I'm convinced he just hates woman. 

WHAT IF SOMEONE HAD ASSSSKED
PICASSO NOT TO BE SAAAAAAD

Another positive review from The Upcoming (UK) with 4/5.
What is up with these people and the "Lana Del Ray", is it hard to type 'REY'?
 
https://www.theupcoming.co.uk/2021/10/24/lana-del-ray-blue-banisters-album-review/

nikki been lurking around, she might not be featured in any song for Blue Banisters but she still make it to the album booklet. Not one- but 2 pages.
I love our highway queen energy. She did that just to spite y'all twinks 
 

Lana’s dad really put his whole Robussy into Sweet Carolina’s piano

Tired of people hearing but not listening. She didn't put Cherry Blossom on the record as some sort of filler, or just to revive an old song. Think about what the lyrics of the song mean when put side by side with 'Sweet Carolina'. Just devastating and amazing.

excuse me a bit for being sentimental here but ohmygod. the way cotcc was kinda like a resting period album, but having her connection to family sorta as a focus on the prev album, to her being able to better define her family and support system on BB. so so good. she's really grown from her new york hustler from BTD to BB. im shaking my head from how wholesome this all is it's so good. 

One thing that doesnt change is that lfl is her worst album 

i think the reddit leaker was confirmed to be a lanadelrey.fm mod lol
 
i wouldn't be surprised if she has leaked a few other things before, but i don't think she's leaked a lot of stuff
 
lana, if you're reading this, you could always leak the other aka homemade music videos & the david kahne outtakes

i hope it's produced by rick nowels, emile haynie, & mike dean

what color do y’all think the v- oh wait 

Okay so! In her Instagram live video, Lana was asked what made this record different from her others... she said there was one word / aspect woven into one of the songs which she has never spoken about before and that it pretty much explains everything... guys what is this? I was thinking maybe cherry blossom because I think it's about a miscarriage she had, and that's why she didn't put Fine China on the tracklist because they were both about the same thing but I'm not sure... what could possibly explain everything about her on blue bannisters that she hasn't spoken about before???

oh my god the vision. i would also incorporate yellow wallpaper to drive home the concept of descent into madness