Jojo

u can literally see its photosjopped all around the edges, its so badly made
 

Now who TF used my username for that shit 

Someone got there copy on that site that can’t be named ?

until boz sends u a cease n desist

arcadialovesong2018 is now claiming that Lana is releasing a makeup line on October 27th...the plot thickens 

so who's gonna be the one to go to 5 different record stores today and search for the album??? we need to step up our game if we want it to leak. 

I’m not sure what to think of arcadialovesong… the energy is deranged.

shoutout to cassette girl’s unemployed grandparents we’d be so much further if they didnt get fired

and why doesn't she have an LB account?

that and literally no one on earth thinks about lana when they think about makeup. during the btd era sure why not she could’ve sold cute acrylic nail sets and expensive perfume but NOW? who’d want to buy LDR drugstore makeup and 99 cent claire’s necklaces 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Kathi and that disgusting mouth of hers would that’s who 

a line for the kind of women who get their own lipsticks and cream blush taken away from them by stronger women or by men who hate women 

that's because it's giving question for the culture 

WHERE IS NFR CASSETTE GIRL!?!?

Imagine if Lana's albums were released with their original/working titles, this is the result. Originally posted on Reddit, with minor tweaks.
 
Nevada (Lana Del Ray AKA Lizzy Grant)

 
 
Born 2 Die* (Born to Die)

 
Note: Original or planned titles included G.B.A. (God Bless America), The Best of Lana Del Rey,
The Revenge of Lana Del Rey, The World Is Ours, and Do U Luv Me Yet?
 
 
Born 2 Die — The Paradise Edition (Born to Die — The Paradise Edition)

 
 
Melancholia* (Ultraviolence)

 
Note: Melancholia was the original song name for what we have now is the title track of Ultraviolence.
 

 
 
Music to Watch Boys To (Honeymoon)

 

 
 
Best American Record* (Lust for Life)

 
Note: This may not be accurate, but I'd like to think this is the name she had planned for the album.
 
 
Bird World (Norman Fucking Rockwell!)

 

 
 
White Hot Forever (Chemtrails Over the Country Club)

 

 
 
Rock Candy Sweet* (Blue Banisters)

 
Note: Loved You Then and Now (Rock Candy Sweet) was originally planned to be in the upcoming album,
but was later scrapped and the album title changed to Blue Banisters.
 

 
 
Pearl watch me on ring a bell psycho lifeguard (Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd)

 

 

 

 

this sentence is gonna make me pass out

Vinyls aren't being shipped until the 29th

I promise if i ever get the album early, i'm leaking it, idgaf
 
 
not here though of course

I called the record store in the boonies and the guy said they're supposed to have it in by the 22nd, but they don't have any shipment updates at all and he believes it's going to be delayed. I wish I were joking.  Is this even possible? It can't be possible, right? Right? RIGHT?

Within the next 60 hours it leaks bookmark me
 

They're just doing this for clout. An actual insider probably gave them something (mistakenly) and now they're trying to act like god. Either leak the album or don't. We'll get the album leak as soon as people get the CD anyway so shut the fuck up and stop spoiling the album, or teasing it as if we're gonna treat you like a deity when you give us a 3 second snippet of a song we are gonna hear in a week anyway.
Take a fucking hint

Boy we're all gonna be shocked if Lana does come out with a makeup range after BB

Okay, but I hope her makeup line includes lip fillers
 

So if no one is showing off their CDs then we probably aren't there yet 

the switch in 3 minutes