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According to google, honeymoon originally meant that affection would wane like the moon after a marriage which is much more lana tbh. The polish just seems like a literal translation because a moon is just an old fashioned way of saying a month

you fucked me so good that i almost said ich shleiban austa be-clair es kumpent madre monster

Honeymoon actually means the first month after marriage, so there's a connection to the Wochen/weeks. But "Honigmond" or "Honigmonat" is also a more unusual synonym in German.

So I thought it would be interesting to see what the titles of Lana's albums look like in your native languages! Here they are in Polish:

Urodzeni by umrzeć (Born To Die) - this directly translates to 'We Are/Were Born To Die' and if it were meant from a woman's perspective it would be 'Urodzona by umrzeć'
Raj (Paradise) - I really like this word. The 'j' is pronounced the same way as 'y' in 'yes'. 
Ultraprzemoc (Ultraviolence) - not sure if this word exists in Polish but the word 'violence' translates to 'przemoc' so...
Miesiąc miodowy (Honeymoon) - this literally means 'honey month' 
Żądza życia (Lust For Life) - pretty good direct translation here. Another word for 'lust' would be 'pragnienie'.
Norman Kurwa Rockwell! (NFR) - so... this is probably very wrong but 'kurwa' is the equivalent of 'fuck' 
Smugi chemiczne nad ośrodkiem wypoczynkowym (COCC) - I couldn't find an equivalent of a 'country club' but I believe it's more or less a 'recreation centre'? I might be wrong lol
Niebieskie poręcze (Blue Banisters) - again, a nice direct translation here

Nascida Pra Morrer
Paraíso
Ultraviolência
Lua de Mel
Desejo Pela Vida
Norman Rockwell, porra! (there's no "fucking" before a word in portuguese so i just went with it after)
Rastros Químicos Sobre o Clube de Campo
Corrimões Azuis

today I woke up with DNC = Do Not Complain in my mind
and what about Doja Nasty Cat ? *g*

Here they are in swedish:
Född att dö (Born to Die)
Paradiset (Paradise)
Ultravåld (Ultraviolence)
Smekmånad (Honeymoon)
Livslust (Lust for Life)
Norman jävla Rockwell (Norman fucking Rockwell)
Chemtrails över countryklubben (Chemtrails Over the Country Club)
Blå räcken (Blue Banisters)
 
 

Geboren um zu sterben
Paradies
Ultragewalt
Flitterwochen
Lust aufs Leben
Norman Sche*ße Rockwell!
Chemtrails über dem Country Club
Blaue Treppengeländer
 
 
 
Ugh, all of them sound either terrible corny or just ... terrible.
 

Honeymoon 52
The Blackest Day 70

Interesting fact: FJM got a Grammy (!) for his last deluxe edition (Pure Comedy). So if you buy the set, you may have invested in another Grammy winner.

Interesting fact: FJM got a Grammy (!) for his last deluxe edition (Pure Comedy). So if you buy the set, you may have invested in another Grammy winner.

How is this possible? There must be a god!  

How is this possible? There must be a god!  

How is this possible? There must be a god!  

strange and no sense? collab with Jack Cruz the monkey confirmed!

i think this could be her "Lana Del Ray AKA Lizzy Grant (Lana's version)"

If we're lucky, the possible collab with Migos is a side project outside of the album. She's always had a lot of side projects in the in-between time. Would be very nice if there could be a movie song again.

The fact that Lana said almost nothing about the new album (even though we know it partially exists) is a good sign. Maybe this time she will start teasing it properly with a clear rollout in mind. And by clear rollout I just mean a real release date and evenly spaced singles. I don't even need a lot of promo or high budget MVs (even though they are welcome).
Also I'm very curious about the new label thing but I think she's still with Interscope, I don't think any label could give her a better deal that she has right now.

strange and no sense? collab with Jack Cruz the monkey confirmed!

Ok, just coming back to admit that I'm a liar. I purchased a copy 😏 Even though the 7" will never have its own catalog number and never be considered an official LDR release; after Lana posting about it, I decided to add the FJM box set to my collection. If the deluxe box set had a limited quantity, it would def make the 7" more valuable. Still tho, I couldn't take a chance of passing on something that might be worth owning as a collective item in the future. Only time will tell if it's worth it 🤷🏼‍♂️ I never thought the LFL heart shaped vinyl would be worth much and that was one of the worst mistakes I've made from a collector's standpoint.

Its a collab (a strange one) but not for her album but for a strange and no sense (in my opnion) project

what other possible candidates do we have for a collab?  Bob Dylan? Avril Lavigne?

the next step is a collab

A Migos collab on a LDR album would be a shitstain in her discography

the words lucky and migos do not belong in the same sentence