Lake Placid

even more reason to love Ms Hilton omg.. I’m sliving rn

kinda outta luck x velvet crowbar x cruel world medley with the gun effects? 

It was a pleasure meeting you too!

Jojo Siwa?!? 

the collapse

wait yall i heard thru the grapevine that we're getting new music by 2025, is this true?

i saw a tiktok comment that said he 'runs the lana fandom/is the lana stan' and everyone was agreeing with them..  no comment 

unmanifest it.

all i want is bartender and pwyc to be taken off the set list, a stage lift and a catwalk 

"Quanities will be limited [to 4 per customer]"

You all make me sick. 

I think we're gearing up for a pretty intense run of performances - Wally Crowder, a stuntman/stunt coordinator of 50+ years, just made a post saying Lana is the “most wonderful person [he’s] ever worked for,” which suggests that he is involved with Lana’s upcoming run of festival performances. Wally is the father of Hunter Ray Barker, who is a close family friend of the Grants and married to Sveta, who is also a close family friend. Wally is also closely associated with Taran Tactical Innovations, a weapon shop and gun range that Lana has frequently visited over the past few months. Lana started following Wally, Taran, and his fiancée Tetiana around the same time. I feel like Lana was introduced to Wally from Hunter and then to Taran from Wally. I wonder what this means for her performances.. weapon-like stunts on stage? I'm so curious lol x
 
Update: he confirmed in the comments that he’s working with her for her Coachella performances -

“back when she was fat” excuse me?
Post a full body pic of yourself right now you big backed hoe…… 

this forum would make an absolutely fascinating research piece on the psychology of both parasocial relationships and the process of self-created delusion/truly believing things that are not real 
 
i fear that only a seasoned user would be able to write such a piece as the lanaboards lore is way too deep to purely research. you had to have been there over the years

Girl do ur damn assignment urself

just got called a weirdo by a person called ‘nympho cherry’ for saying your girl isn’t a low key unreleased song 

This is a crime. The production and selling of this vinyl should be illegal and the designer should be put behind bars.

we're never getting out of the ocean blvd era

show it to me please send it to me hotshot2am 

show it to me please send it to me hotshot2am 

show it to me please send it to me hotshot2am 

unmanifest it.

show it to me please send it to me hotshot2am 

Yooooo the psychedelia!!!!!! I actually had thoughts that it will be multicolored because of coachella lol. It's like the "galaxy woohoo purple" jumpsuit but actually better