the greatest bitch

nooooooo lmfaoo not my paris texas being frankensteined by the coquettes 

Candy Necklace is so sexy and creepy.

The reference to "brownface" was honestly unhinged. Lana has never even worn brownface or darker foundation....like, if you want to accuse her of appropriating Latino culture, all right I guess, but that's literally not what brownface is lol. I don't mind the review overall but the inclusion of that line was sloppy and stupid. I blame the editor of the piece too for not catching that and having the writer clarify what she meant. It kinda felt like she said, "I need to include a line about Lana being problematic so I'm gonna link to some unhinged 2020 thinkpiece"

Peppers is insane lol it barely works but it Works perfectly you know? 

finally going to throw the shell that my ex gave to me into the river tomorrow near where he lives... my tulsa moment 

This album will always have a special place in my heart because so many things she mentions has happened to me the past few months my great grandmother passed in September and I was there in her last days, she made me promise to not forget her next thing I know the title track came out with “don’t forget me” then grants had me crying over the “my grandmothers last smile” then fucking kintsugi was the nail on the coffin for me this album is destroying me inside life really does imitate art doesn’t it  

There’s something so dark and paradise-ish about candy necklace I feel like I’ve had this song for years not in a way it feels old or boring but in a sort of timeless way  
 

I can't stop crying everytime I listen to kintsugi. help? 

Okay umm.. i have officially just listened to the entire record (after not having heard any singles or even snippets) and i .. um ... okay.. i want to THROW UP ma'am.. spAre paper towels???
 
first of all... ok this will not be my review because im a little ok prety.. very drunk and high.. and sumn else but this was too much.. but i have some issues that really pissed me off  with some of ya'lls comments after having heard it.. why were ya'll saying jacks voice was bad? i literally heard nothing wrong.. that song is stunning.
 
and maybe i just love alt music too much and am a little numb to "abstract" shit but the judah smith was kinda beauiful, like stream "the god" or some of ethel cains music cus this shit is childs play you little bitches(yea u fag boz) .. either way i fucking loved it.. and it wasn't scary like stop being .. ??
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i was so fuckoing gAGGED BY FISHTail and pEPPERS!!! PLEASE.. these songs are sp good.!! absolotely not one bad song on this album
 
like, i cant think of a bad song, every track felt so estabalished, and even my high ass couldn't figure out a fault,
 
this is literally any true lana stan could ask for in terms of QUALITY, idk what else a hater could want, its probably justt the fans that became fans since" norman" that dont like it because this is LANA in her back to basics form and im going to CUM YES GIRLIES
 
 
 
ok real review coming when i sober up <3

I figured it would be popular on Tiktok, it has those coquette vibes after all lol

Censoring mother is so glitch pop don’t ask 

Censoring mother is so glitch pop don’t ask 

I really wonder how Lana discovered some random Tommy Genesis 2015 song…

Censoring mother is so glitch pop don’t ask 

Peppers is black bathing suits older, hotter, wilder sister 

Censoring mother is so glitch pop don’t ask 

Censoring mother is so glitch pop don’t ask 

I get what u mean but i found it to be more of a celebration of the song 

Tori Amos exactly who  I thought

I swear the grip that this album has on me is unholy

is it just me or does part of taco truck remind you of hotel california? 

WHENS ITS GONNA BE MY TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN 

the way lana album drops are so exciting and exhilarating. im so happy

if you want some basic bitch go to the Beverly center and find her 

Please I’m sorry I need peppers to be a hit so bad when are we getting Peppers (club remix)