Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[LanaFlowers 8,752]

To quote one of Courtney Love's lyrics "wilted and faded somewhere in hollywood" - best describes Lana's current state, doesn't it?

stealing ty xx <3

[Say Yes to Heaven 27,514]

Kiss The Good Life Goodbye -

A lyric... and also a statement.

[Future Jazz 9,194]

Kiss The Good Life Goodbye -

A lyric... and also a statement.

before we can kiss it goodbye it has to appear in our lives though

[Obduration 6,548]

All you have to do is change everything

[Nobody 21,523]

All you have to do is change everything

 

Sounds like she's having a crisis 

 

[LanaFlowers 8,752]

All you have to do is change everything

starting with your album's release date

[niandra lades 2,454]

Courtney just put this on Lana's "Real Housewives" post and I'm soooo fucking here for it

 

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Go and agree. Rn.

She said it... I knew Courtney would come thru although both she and I know 97 Hole happened.

 

Also my pain is so big I sing her poems. If you think they're unreleased songs it's better.

[annedauphine 35,896]

Typography nerd moment but I LOVE how she writes her a URGH 

[Wild One 3,306]

'lanadelrey just posted a photo'

 

me: I bet it's another 'a day in my life' or 'look at me publishing my entire poetry book on Instagram randomly again'.

 

Lana say something about the album, even if it's cancelled.

You never really even announced it properly.

[ArtDecoDelRey 15,284]

the photo is better than Chuck's at least

[annedauphine 35,896]

Not a good and proud moment to be a Lana Del Rey stan huh

[LanaCharts 1,980]

Imagine how tired we are, IMAGINE HOW TIRED WE ARE...

[ArtDecoDelRey 15,284]

She really doesn't understand how thirsty we are damn

[ilovetati 15,298]

I’m so sick of her.

 

Courtney calling her out is the highlight of the era, tho

[Lanalouis1 2,511]

i keep refreshing - hoping to see an announcement or snippet or something - but then i remember she'll go silent for about a week until she posts another triad of poems and insta baddie selfies for us to enjoy! 

[LanaFlowers 8,752]

Imagine how tired we are, IMAGINE HOW TIRED WE ARE...

bUt tHeRe iS sO mUcH bEaUtY iN pAtIeNcE

[Wild One 3,306]

She really doesn't understand how thirsty we are damn

I'm not even "thirsty"- I'm just annoyed that she simply gives no (sorry for the bad word) fucks about anyone and I even think she does that in purpose atm.

I could even go on a full whole year waiting for NFR: ONLY IF she tells us it comes next year and acknowledges the album.

I absolutely love Lana but this whole thing developed negative feelings towards her lately sadly.

[ArtDecoDelRey 15,284]

for real though the absolute kiss-assery (?) by all the lana fan accounts is so annoying.

[LanaCharts 1,980]

I love Venice Bitch and HIADT but I hope they’re not on the album (and I HATE MAC for no reason)

[Rorman Nockwell 56,718]

My only takeaway is that even she is bored af with that beige textured background, hence the use of coloured pencils. 

 

But it will take more than coloured pencils, sis.