Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[Nobody 21,299]

Lana when she logs onto twitter and sees that all her mentions are stans begging for the album 

[Gone user 5,368]

Lana when she logs onto twitter and sees that all her mentions are stans begging for the album 

 

She's probably too busy playing Candy Crush

[Cacciatore 19,346]

Lana every time Ben calls her to tell he booked an interview, photoshoot or television performance 

 

[Nobody 21,299]

Lana every time Ben calls her to tell he booked an interview, photoshoot or television performance 

 

 

Ben coming to physically drag Lana out of her house to do said interview or photoshoot 

 

[whitelungswhitepalms 9,683]

i really wish she would have done like live at the Premises style video recordings for all her albums. the BTD one was legit so haunting....imagine what could have beeeeen.

 

 

like imagine just her and the piano singing hope with the dramatic filters and camera work and like her singing MAC with it omg ugh, sometimes i miss the shit we got during BTD era.... 

[Coney Island King 25,204]

Lana all day every day instead of actually doing something, like release her fucking album

 

[BluVelvUnderground 1,754]

Hey Blue Baby really fucking grew on me. 

 

Sounded like old school Dolly, only totally Lana.

 

[GeminiLanaFan 45,863]

Which cliff sis? I’ll call emegency services for you once your done to get the body, because Cinnamon is CANNED. Wait and see.

I love your positive outlook on life.

[lustforlife 19,008]

Lana calling Billie after discovering that she and her will release her album at the same day

 

 

 

[bigspender 8,345]

Anyone wanna ask a psychic about the album tracklist, cover, and release date? 

 

ill get my tarot deck and pendulum and ill update y'all in like 15 minutes.

[PerwinkleDreams 6,797]

So do y'all think Happiness Is A Serial Killer In A Taxi That I Wanna Dance With is the next single?

[xxmissdaytonaxx 29,942]

if something doesn’t happen by the end of february i’m-

[American Whore 47,707]

I have one fuckin thing to say and its this: I love that Lana wrote the lyrics to HIADT... as “she couldN’T care less”

 

I hear all the time “I could care less” when people mean “I couldn’t care less” and it makes them look so fuckin dumb and the fact Lana actually wrote it the RIGHT WAY makes me so happy

[cherriesinthespring 5,486]

If she scraps cinnamon, I WILL go all @@salvatore on this forum for the next 10 years

[violets 11,893]

NFR presents

[PerwinkleDreams 6,797]

I have one fuckin thing to say and its this: I love that Lana wrote the lyrics to HIADT... as “she couldN’T care less”

 

I hear all the time “I could care less” when people mean “I couldn’t care less” and it makes them look so fuckin dumb and the fact Lana actually wrote it the RIGHT WAY makes me so happy

I could care less about being correct

[Golden Hour 4,998]

Thinking about how gorgeous and beautiful the "don't be a jerk, don't call me a taxi, sittin' in your sweatshirt, cryin' in the backseat, ooh ooh ooh..." part of HIAB is. I can't wait to overplay the shit out of it.

[Icecream Icequeen 4,832]

I have one fuckin thing to say and its this: I love that Lana wrote the lyrics to HIADT... as “she couldN’T care less”

 

I hear all the time “I could care less” when people mean “I couldn’t care less” and it makes them look so fuckin dumb and the fact Lana actually wrote it the RIGHT WAY makes me so happy

 

The only time Lana is grammatically correct

[PerwinkleDreams 6,797]

User: do you really think Lana's gonna release Cinnamon?

Me:

[SuperMegaStan 9,679]

Lana when she logs onto twitter and sees that all her mentions are stans begging for the album 

she wont coz she's a fulltime instagram baddie now