TEMPORARY Chemtrails Over the Country Club - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 19th, 2021

[Thunder Revenant 20,687]

Can't wait for the meltdowns @ the album release when y'all hate on every single song you hyped up since  last month and praise her past albums you are smearing in this thread on a daily basis right now

 

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[Make me your Dream Life 83,179]

10 days til WD 31 COCC 

[#vapeinfluencer 4,747]

Eclipse just spilled that it’s “how this deep normality settles down over me” 

[Future Jazz 8,944]

isn't it sort of weird that she should not have chosen TJF to be a single? i know cherry and cinnamon weren't singles either, but the actual singles we had had were more radio friendly (lust for life, coachella, summer bummer, fuck it i love you, doin time). here, the three singles we're getting are piano-driven  it makes me curious

[dungdung 485]

39 minutes ago, Thunder Corpse said:

Can't wait for the meltdowns @ the album release when y'all hate on every single song you hyped up since  last month and praise her past albums you are smearing in this thread on a daily basis right now

 

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and its the same user again and again

[lanabanana11 3,805]

so im about to act up in the name of the cocc era

STORY TIME: so im in an intro to graphic design class, and we are learning how to use photoshop. our assignment was to make an aesthetic collage, and i pushed it off till the night before its due, and i had to use 12 images, so i collected a bunch of blue images because its my fav color, and i noticed there were a tone of shots of chemtrails on the site we have to use to choose our pictures from, so i took like at least 5, and a big blue parrot (like the ones in the movie Rio), I chose the parrot becuase i needed a central figure for my collage(it was in the requirements) and then I realized I needed a theme and a message... so i had to come up with something on the spot...

my theme you ask? "Chemtrails Over the Blue Parrots"..... I'm going to go into the zoom presentation tomorrow with the same energy Lana had during her BBC1 interview. This professor is already not my biggest fan, no one in the class really knows me, I'm always behind and slow to learn everything in the class, so they dont even know what to expect from me, but im going to go into it and be like super cracked out and say something like "so my theme is like about these blue parrots  like in the movie Rio, and everyone knows the Rio movie parrots are extinct...so the chemtrails symbolize impending doom to the blue parrots, and its just like, basically like when the people STORMED THE CAPITOL, like it ruined something beautiful, its just like a total reminder to us as people to take account for the capitols we are storming in our own lives, and what metaphorical parrots we are putting extinct in our own lives." and then maybe go into how its super messed up how animals go extinct and perhaps bring up how trump made no effort to save any animals on the verge of extinction. Just like get super off topic and delusional sounding and see how it goes over.

I mean the collage itself is really good so its not like she can fail me....I really have nothing to lose here....

[Dominikx4 25,024]

19 minutes ago, lanabanana11 said:

so im about to act up in the name of the cocc era

STORY TIME: so im in an intro to graphic design class, and we are learning how to use photoshop. our assignment was to make an aesthetic collage, and i pushed it off till the night before its due, and i had to use 12 images, so i collected a bunch of blue images because its my fav color, and i noticed there were a tone of shots of chemtrails on the site we have to use to choose our pictures from, so i took like at least 5, and a big blue parrot (like the ones in the movie Rio), I chose the parrot becuase i needed a central figure for my collage(it was in the requirements) and then I realized I needed a theme and a message... so i had to come up with something on the spot...

my theme you ask? "Chemtrails Over the Blue Parrots"..... I'm going to go into the zoom presentation tomorrow with the same energy Lana had during her BBC1 interview. This professor is already not my biggest fan, no one in the class really knows me, I'm always behind and slow to learn everything in the class, so they dont even know what to expect from me, but im going to go into it and be like super cracked out and say something like "so my theme is like about these blue parrots  like in the movie Rio, and everyone knows the Rio movie parrots are extinct...so the chemtrails symbolize impending doom to the blue parrots, and its just like, basically like when the people STORMED THE CAPITOL, like it ruined something beautiful, its just like a total reminder to us as people to take account for the capitols we are storming in our own lives, and what metaphorical parrots we are putting extinct in our own lives." and then maybe go into how its super messed up how animals go extinct and perhaps bring up how trump made no effort to save any animals on the verge of extinction. Just like get super off topic and delusional sounding and see how it goes over.

I mean the collage itself is really good so its not like she can fail me....I really have nothing to lose here....

what did i just read

[lanabanana11 3,805]

27 minutes ago, Dominikx4 said:

what did i just read

this will hopefully be what my class & professor are left saying once im thru

[Fart Deco 12,599]

53 minutes ago, lanabanana11 said:

so im about to act up in the name of the cocc era

STORY TIME: so im in an intro to graphic design class, and we are learning how to use photoshop. our assignment was to make an aesthetic collage, and i pushed it off till the night before its due, and i had to use 12 images, so i collected a bunch of blue images because its my fav color, and i noticed there were a tone of shots of chemtrails on the site we have to use to choose our pictures from, so i took like at least 5, and a big blue parrot (like the ones in the movie Rio), I chose the parrot becuase i needed a central figure for my collage(it was in the requirements) and then I realized I needed a theme and a message... so i had to come up with something on the spot...

my theme you ask? "Chemtrails Over the Blue Parrots"..... I'm going to go into the zoom presentation tomorrow with the same energy Lana had during her BBC1 interview. This professor is already not my biggest fan, no one in the class really knows me, I'm always behind and slow to learn everything in the class, so they dont even know what to expect from me, but im going to go into it and be like super cracked out and say something like "so my theme is like about these blue parrots  like in the movie Rio, and everyone knows the Rio movie parrots are extinct...so the chemtrails symbolize impending doom to the blue parrots, and its just like, basically like when the people STORMED THE CAPITOL, like it ruined something beautiful, its just like a total reminder to us as people to take account for the capitols we are storming in our own lives, and what metaphorical parrots we are putting extinct in our own lives." and then maybe go into how its super messed up how animals go extinct and perhaps bring up how trump made no effort to save any animals on the verge of extinction. Just like get super off topic and delusional sounding and see how it goes over.

I mean the collage itself is really good so its not like she can fail me....I really have nothing to lose here....

 

It's an A+ from me

[suicideblonde 2,695]

1 hour ago, lanabanana11 said:

so im about to act up in the name of the cocc era

STORY TIME: so im in an intro to graphic design class, and we are learning how to use photoshop. our assignment was to make an aesthetic collage, and i pushed it off till the night before its due, and i had to use 12 images, so i collected a bunch of blue images because its my fav color, and i noticed there were a tone of shots of chemtrails on the site we have to use to choose our pictures from, so i took like at least 5, and a big blue parrot (like the ones in the movie Rio), I chose the parrot becuase i needed a central figure for my collage(it was in the requirements) and then I realized I needed a theme and a message... so i had to come up with something on the spot...

my theme you ask? "Chemtrails Over the Blue Parrots"..... I'm going to go into the zoom presentation tomorrow with the same energy Lana had during her BBC1 interview. This professor is already not my biggest fan, no one in the class really knows me, I'm always behind and slow to learn everything in the class, so they dont even know what to expect from me, but im going to go into it and be like super cracked out and say something like "so my theme is like about these blue parrots  like in the movie Rio, and everyone knows the Rio movie parrots are extinct...so the chemtrails symbolize impending doom to the blue parrots, and its just like, basically like when the people STORMED THE CAPITOL, like it ruined something beautiful, its just like a total reminder to us as people to take account for the capitols we are storming in our own lives, and what metaphorical parrots we are putting extinct in our own lives." and then maybe go into how its super messed up how animals go extinct and perhaps bring up how trump made no effort to save any animals on the verge of extinction. Just like get super off topic and delusional sounding and see how it goes over.

I mean the collage itself is really good so its not like she can fail me....I really have nothing to lose here....

we need to see the collage queen

[Lustformoney 40,375]

only 9 days left

[Make me your Dream Life 83,179]

1 hour ago, lanabanana11 said:

so im about to act up in the name of the cocc era

STORY TIME: so im in an intro to graphic design class, and we are learning how to use photoshop. our assignment was to make an aesthetic collage, and i pushed it off till the night before its due, and i had to use 12 images, so i collected a bunch of blue images because its my fav color, and i noticed there were a tone of shots of chemtrails on the site we have to use to choose our pictures from, so i took like at least 5, and a big blue parrot (like the ones in the movie Rio), I chose the parrot becuase i needed a central figure for my collage(it was in the requirements) and then I realized I needed a theme and a message... so i had to come up with something on the spot...

my theme you ask? "Chemtrails Over the Blue Parrots"..... I'm going to go into the zoom presentation tomorrow with the same energy Lana had during her BBC1 interview. This professor is already not my biggest fan, no one in the class really knows me, I'm always behind and slow to learn everything in the class, so they dont even know what to expect from me, but im going to go into it and be like super cracked out and say something like "so my theme is like about these blue parrots  like in the movie Rio, and everyone knows the Rio movie parrots are extinct...so the chemtrails symbolize impending doom to the blue parrots, and its just like, basically like when the people STORMED THE CAPITOL, like it ruined something beautiful, its just like a total reminder to us as people to take account for the capitols we are storming in our own lives, and what metaphorical parrots we are putting extinct in our own lives." and then maybe go into how its super messed up how animals go extinct and perhaps bring up how trump made no effort to save any animals on the verge of extinction. Just like get super off topic and delusional sounding and see how it goes over.

I mean the collage itself is really good so its not like she can fail me....I really have nothing to lose here....

it's semi hallcinatorily real 

edit: why the hell are these images so large.. 

[Terrence Loves Me 71,657]

her make up there is so cute, finding nemo queen

[Terrence Loves Me 71,657]

dont mean to be greedy but please release a deluxe edition lana 

[majunnkie 1,372]

am I the only one disappointed that we will know an opener before the album release AND a closing track because it is a cover?  like- for me these two are always shaping a history and meaning of the whole album and lana's musical journey and idk how im feeling about it, its gonna be honeymoon 2.0 situation but make it piano and bittersweet lullaby 

[American Bottom 16,237]

3 hours ago, lanabanana11 said:

so im about to act up in the name of the cocc era

STORY TIME: so im in an intro to graphic design class, and we are learning how to use photoshop. our assignment was to make an aesthetic collage, and i pushed it off till the night before its due, and i had to use 12 images, so i collected a bunch of blue images because its my fav color, and i noticed there were a tone of shots of chemtrails on the site we have to use to choose our pictures from, so i took like at least 5, and a big blue parrot (like the ones in the movie Rio), I chose the parrot becuase i needed a central figure for my collage(it was in the requirements) and then I realized I needed a theme and a message... so i had to come up with something on the spot...

my theme you ask? "Chemtrails Over the Blue Parrots"..... I'm going to go into the zoom presentation tomorrow with the same energy Lana had during her BBC1 interview. This professor is already not my biggest fan, no one in the class really knows me, I'm always behind and slow to learn everything in the class, so they dont even know what to expect from me, but im going to go into it and be like super cracked out and say something like "so my theme is like about these blue parrots  like in the movie Rio, and everyone knows the Rio movie parrots are extinct...so the chemtrails symbolize impending doom to the blue parrots, and its just like, basically like when the people STORMED THE CAPITOL, like it ruined something beautiful, its just like a total reminder to us as people to take account for the capitols we are storming in our own lives, and what metaphorical parrots we are putting extinct in our own lives." and then maybe go into how its super messed up how animals go extinct and perhaps bring up how trump made no effort to save any animals on the verge of extinction. Just like get super off topic and delusional sounding and see how it goes over.

I mean the collage itself is really good so its not like she can fail me....I really have nothing to lose here....

 

A Pulitzer Prize contender if ya ask me 

[Flowerbomb 65,555]

3 hours ago, lanabanana11 said:

so im about to act up in the name of the cocc era

STORY TIME: so im in an intro to graphic design class, and we are learning how to use photoshop. our assignment was to make an aesthetic collage, and i pushed it off till the night before its due, and i had to use 12 images, so i collected a bunch of blue images because its my fav color, and i noticed there were a tone of shots of chemtrails on the site we have to use to choose our pictures from, so i took like at least 5, and a big blue parrot (like the ones in the movie Rio), I chose the parrot becuase i needed a central figure for my collage(it was in the requirements) and then I realized I needed a theme and a message... so i had to come up with something on the spot...

my theme you ask? "Chemtrails Over the Blue Parrots"..... I'm going to go into the zoom presentation tomorrow with the same energy Lana had during her BBC1 interview. This professor is already not my biggest fan, no one in the class really knows me, I'm always behind and slow to learn everything in the class, so they dont even know what to expect from me, but im going to go into it and be like super cracked out and say something like "so my theme is like about these blue parrots  like in the movie Rio, and everyone knows the Rio movie parrots are extinct...so the chemtrails symbolize impending doom to the blue parrots, and its just like, basically like when the people STORMED THE CAPITOL, like it ruined something beautiful, its just like a total reminder to us as people to take account for the capitols we are storming in our own lives, and what metaphorical parrots we are putting extinct in our own lives." and then maybe go into how its super messed up how animals go extinct and perhaps bring up how trump made no effort to save any animals on the verge of extinction. Just like get super off topic and delusional sounding and see how it goes over.

I mean the collage itself is really good so its not like she can fail me....I really have nothing to lose here....

 

I support this concept 100%. Go bestie

[necessary sacrifice 8,864]

I had a dream last night where I was wearing a sweatshirt with the Chemtrails cover on it (yes I know there isn’t one irl) and some people were laughing at me and asking me why I was wearing a Christmas sweater and I said it wasn’t a Christmas sweater, that it was an image of Lana Del Rey’s new album. Then they asked me why Santa was on it and I looked down and right behind Val was Santa Claus and I was like “huh I never noticed that before.” Weird since Santa really isn’t on the album cover. Not sure if it means anything. Anyways.... so excited for the album

[Terrence Loves Me 71,657]

speaking of chemtrails merch, are we getting anything better this era because the merch is embarrassingly bad, it should be £10 max 

[Thunder Revenant 20,687]

14 minutes ago, Terrence Loves Me said:

speaking of chemtrails merch, are we getting anything better this era because the merch is embarrassingly bad, it should be £10 max 

I mean, her merch was always cheap-quality and overpriced