Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[prettywhenimhigh 49,329]

it really isn't coming lmao

 

I think we should spam ben and ed on july 4th asking where is the album 

[rhubysyrup 4,501]

is lana even real 

[Dark Angel 202,215]

1 minute ago, rhubysyrup said:

is lana even real 

 

lana del rey invented music

[sjatib 5,172]

Just now, rhubysyrup said:

is lana even real 

If Jack wakes up and her doesnt exist...

[IanadeIrey 62,021]

[necessary sacrifice 8,865]

Last August didn’t BOZ say he couldn’t see any reason why COTCC wouldn’t come on Sept 5th? Maybe it was someone else, but I’m pretty sure someone said that, idk. But then it didn’t come anyway.  So just because this album seems ready for July 4th, it doesn’t necessarily mean Lana will release it then.  But I’m all here for being delusional and imagining it will be a surprise drop. 

[Three White Butterflies 27,477]

CAN SHE AT LEAST RELEASE AMERICAN STANDARDS AND CLASSICS ON JULY 4TH IF WE ARENT GETTING WHATEVER THE FUCK IT’S CALLED NOW????? 

[Dark Angel 202,215]

2 minutes ago, cru3lworld said:

CAN SHE AT LEAST RELEASE AMERICAN STANDARDS AND CLASSICS ON JULY 4TH IF WE ARENT GETTING WHATEVER THE FUCK IT’S CALLED NOW????? 

 

i need that folk covers album

[lizzyschemtrails 2,832]

I’m so sad about this -

[Furor Poeticus 16,352]

See y'all in autumn/winter I guess 

[The Stargirl Pinky 71,658]

The way I sobered up four beers into happy hour after reading BOZ’s commentary 

[Furor Poeticus 16,352]

8 days left and still no answers from Elizabeth 

 

[daphnedinkley 13,478]

I understand we're all just a tad too unhealthily obsessed w lana here but... yeah.... this is starting to feel slightly cruel  all these fake dates

[IanadeIrey 62,021]

The album is allegedly coming out on 7/4. 

7+4=11.

 

There were 11 songs on Lana’s last record.

 

Lana’s last record was her 7th record. 

7/11 is a place that Lana was spotted at on July 28, 2020. 
 

2 is a factor of 8, and when you divide the two numbers together, you are left with 4.

 

We took the numbers 2 & 8 from July 28th, but we didn’t do anything to July, so we are left with...July 4th!

 

The math is mathing ❤️ Album out July 4th ❤️

[Miss Doing Nothing 1,694]

7 minutes ago, IanadeIrey said:

The album is allegedly coming out on 7/4. 

7+4= 11.

 

There were 11 songs on Lana’s last record.

 

Lana’s last record was her 7th record. 

7/11 is a place that Lana was spotted at on July 28, 2020. 
 

2 is a factor of 8, and when you divide the two numbers together, you are left with 4.

 

We took the numbers 2 & 8 from July 28th, but we didn’t do anything to July, so we are left with...July 4th!

 

The math is mathing ❤️ Album out July 4th ❤️

Taylor would be impressed! Lana really picked the right date, the math shows

[May 13,311]

oh great, another birthday

[mrborntolose 9,967]

i mean.. has anyone ever released an album on a sunday? itsjustnotrealistic.gif

[Get Drunk 17,971]

1 hour ago, IanadeIrey said:

If there’s no updated date then I guess that’s a good sign? Because if he got a new version of the record with new songs and the date remained, then surely that would suggest it’s still coming on July 4th? 

I think he’s saying that the updates were made but no date was posted with the updates? So, it could be because it didn’t get changed or because they don’t have a new date yet 

[IanadeIrey 62,021]

1 minute ago, VioletBunny said:

I think he’s saying that the updates were made but no date was posted with the updates? So, it could be because it didn’t get changed or because they don’t have a new date yet 

I was hoping that the fact that no new date was added meant July 4th would remain intact but if the album is delayed indefinitely, I wouldn’t be surprised. Oh well! 

[Miss Doing Nothing 1,694]

I still can see the album coming out on July 4th. Summer fits Textbook, Blue Banisters and Wildflower Wildfire. I’m not going to let myself down with thinking something won’t be released when it will? We got no video content besides the BB teaser on Instagram. This rollout IS different.