Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[prettywhenimhigh 48,476]

it really isn't coming lmao

 

I think we should spam ben and ed on july 4th asking where is the album 

[rhubysyrup 4,354]

is lana even real 

[Surf Noir 188,789]

1 minute ago, rhubysyrup said:

is lana even real 

 

lana del rey invented music

[sjatib 5,040]

Just now, rhubysyrup said:

is lana even real 

If Jack wakes up and her doesnt exist...

[IanadeIrey 60,717]

[necessary sacrifice 8,864]

Last August didn’t BOZ say he couldn’t see any reason why COTCC wouldn’t come on Sept 5th? Maybe it was someone else, but I’m pretty sure someone said that, idk. But then it didn’t come anyway.  So just because this album seems ready for July 4th, it doesn’t necessarily mean Lana will release it then.  But I’m all here for being delusional and imagining it will be a surprise drop. 

[Three White Butterflies 26,347]

CAN SHE AT LEAST RELEASE AMERICAN STANDARDS AND CLASSICS ON JULY 4TH IF WE ARENT GETTING WHATEVER THE FUCK IT’S CALLED NOW????? 

[Surf Noir 188,789]

2 minutes ago, cru3lworld said:

CAN SHE AT LEAST RELEASE AMERICAN STANDARDS AND CLASSICS ON JULY 4TH IF WE ARENT GETTING WHATEVER THE FUCK IT’S CALLED NOW????? 

 

i need that folk covers album

[lizzyschemtrails 2,556]

I’m so sad about this -

[Furor Poeticus 15,547]

See y'all in autumn/winter I guess 

[The Stargirl Pinky 67,003]

The way I sobered up four beers into happy hour after reading BOZ’s commentary 

[Furor Poeticus 15,547]

8 days left and still no answers from Elizabeth 

 

[daphnedinkley 12,396]

I understand we're all just a tad too unhealthily obsessed w lana here but... yeah.... this is starting to feel slightly cruel  all these fake dates

[IanadeIrey 60,717]

The album is allegedly coming out on 7/4. 

7+4=11.

 

There were 11 songs on Lana’s last record.

 

Lana’s last record was her 7th record. 

7/11 is a place that Lana was spotted at on July 28, 2020. 
 

2 is a factor of 8, and when you divide the two numbers together, you are left with 4.

 

We took the numbers 2 & 8 from July 28th, but we didn’t do anything to July, so we are left with...July 4th!

 

The math is mathing ❤️ Album out July 4th ❤️

[Miss Doing Nothing 1,663]

7 minutes ago, IanadeIrey said:

The album is allegedly coming out on 7/4. 

7+4= 11.

 

There were 11 songs on Lana’s last record.

 

Lana’s last record was her 7th record. 

7/11 is a place that Lana was spotted at on July 28, 2020. 
 

2 is a factor of 8, and when you divide the two numbers together, you are left with 4.

 

We took the numbers 2 & 8 from July 28th, but we didn’t do anything to July, so we are left with...July 4th!

 

The math is mathing ❤️ Album out July 4th ❤️

Taylor would be impressed! Lana really picked the right date, the math shows

[May 13,297]

oh great, another birthday

[mrborntolose 9,663]

i mean.. has anyone ever released an album on a sunday? itsjustnotrealistic.gif

[Get Drunk 17,480]

1 hour ago, IanadeIrey said:

If there’s no updated date then I guess that’s a good sign? Because if he got a new version of the record with new songs and the date remained, then surely that would suggest it’s still coming on July 4th? 

I think he’s saying that the updates were made but no date was posted with the updates? So, it could be because it didn’t get changed or because they don’t have a new date yet 

[IanadeIrey 60,717]

1 minute ago, VioletBunny said:

I think he’s saying that the updates were made but no date was posted with the updates? So, it could be because it didn’t get changed or because they don’t have a new date yet 

I was hoping that the fact that no new date was added meant July 4th would remain intact but if the album is delayed indefinitely, I wouldn’t be surprised. Oh well! 

[Miss Doing Nothing 1,663]

I still can see the album coming out on July 4th. Summer fits Textbook, Blue Banisters and Wildflower Wildfire. I’m not going to let myself down with thinking something won’t be released when it will? We got no video content besides the BB teaser on Instagram. This rollout IS different.