Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[That Venice Bitch 28,405]

Holy fucking shit guys I think we’re getting two albums 

[GeminiLanaFan 49,353]

1 minute ago, Deadly Nightshade said:

WHAT IS HAPPENING NOW I CANT FOCUS ON STUDYING 

 

1 minute ago, be sweet said:

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

Go check Ben’s IG post about Arcadia. He is hinting at a bigger project… and both he and Ed reposted on their stories that something else other than BB is probably coming 

[Alison by Slowdive 26,154]

1 minute ago, archiemm said:

tbf i think ed and ben are just stirring the pot a bit but i cant wait for BB 

there's no way we aren't getting 2 more albums this year!!!!! they know exactly what they are saying and doing rn 

[Sugar Venom 9,658]

Just now, Arcadia said:

What if we finally get to hear Morricone??

 

   

  

I would literally disintegrate into the air oh my good  I have been asking since day 1

[The Stargirl Pinky 72,187]

OMFG 

[Frangipani 11,613]

I would have said it's the Nikki album or the cover's album but he underlined that it's her own plan that she's had for years ... It's got to be AKA or Unreleased Album. Either way we've won

The most iconic moment in lanaboards history

[COCC 29,554]

Just now, be sweet said:

I just know ed and ben are watching this thread as they're cackling

Someone here offered Ben a blowjob yesterday… hope that user gets ready for the dm 

[Vanilla Icy 29,602]

i don't think it's going to be two regular albums cause clearly it's never been an issue for her to put out multiple albums within a short period of time but an AKA re-release seems probable..  

[GeminiLanaFan 49,353]

Either way, even if we are full delulu, we aren’t losing : BB is finally upon us, side project attached to it or not 

[house of balloons 12,795]

this is bb's cassette girl moment 

[mlittle11 12,234]

AHHHHHHHH GUYYYYSSSSSSS   I CANT BELIEVE ITTTTTTTT

[alittleparty 2,282]

Greatest Hits Vol. I 2011 - 2021?

[That Venice Bitch 28,405]

What if… all this time… BOZ was wrong and the tracklist he was looking at was for… THE UNRELEASED ALBUM!!!

[Super Movie 51,840]

It would make so much sense for it to be AKA related with all the references she's made to it/that era this year. She posted the trailer park interview around the time of White Dress, the Pawn Shop Blues video + the recent reference to Brite Lites on LDRVillage. Maybe I'm just delusional (and have been wanting to be able to officially stream AKA for years), but it feels like it's all coming together  It could also finally be time for the unreleased album. After four years of waiting for it 

[honeybadger 40,622]

ben is SO demonic for this OMFDGKLMHGFJHKJHK i cant i cant i am feeling so fully delusional right now

Edited September 4, 2021 by Clampigirl
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[Frangipani 11,613]

40 minutes ago, Frangipani said:

probably meant '(and album)' but missed the brackets... unless it's 2 albums in which case LB would explode

*40 mins later*

[COCC 29,554]

1 minute ago, That Venice Bitch said:

What if… all this time… BOZ was wrong and the tracklist he was looking at was for… THE UNRELEASED ALBUM!!!

[ChaoticLipster 24,728]

My guess it’s the American classics album coming out for Christmas maybe featuring a few big artists like Stevie Nicks and Springsteen.  That or she’s done an album of old songs , so rather then them being on BB they will appear on another album of unreleased material. 
 

Worst case scenario a Nikki Lane Album

[ultrabanisters 45,985]

the revenge of lana del rey 

blue banisters

aka

 

triple album release 

 

october 8th, 15th, 27th

 

[Venice Peach 54,376]

What if CB and Thunder are not on BB but on the unreleased album instead? Maybe insiders got confused seeing all those unreleased tracks being submitted and thought they were part of BB. If they could "hide" a side project from insiders they could mislead them too (even if not on purpose).

 

Edited September 4, 2021 by Venice Peach
Oops someone already said it