Blue Banisters - Pre-Release Thread: OUT October 22nd, 2021

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1 minute ago, Surf Noir said:

any predictions for the title of "ldr9"? i have a feeling somebody might actually make a close/accurate prediction 

 

i think it's going to be something similar to "rock candy sweet", unique, fresh, enticing, campy, very lana del rey-esque

Raging at the Target employee 

[Honeyyoung 17,096]

lana ready to reveal that she has an account in here and was @arcadialovesong2018 all the time

[SweetHenny 14,579]

Me contemplating wether it's worth making a funny joke vs getting a WP for participating in yet another gifgate

Spoiler

 

[Super Movie 51,869]

LDR9 is gonna be titled Rock Candy Sweet with the album cover being taken by David LaChapelle. It'll be a picture of Lana with diamonds all around her and a hot pink rock candy stick in her mouth 

(i'm refraining from the gif just in case but just know that it's there in spirit)

[Alison by Slowdive 26,156]

31 minutes ago, Doll Harlow said:

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Obviously I never made that connection since the album is new, but Dealer is weirdly Lynchian. I just picture her screaming that song in the red room in Twin Peaks. 

 

[DCooper 37,181]

Me trying to decide if I should participate in this gifgate because there's no way we'll get warning points on the last day of this thread with a gif that includes Lana herself while also remaining scared of the possibility that we could

 

 

edit: Omg sorry @SweetHenny you beat me to it 

[Honeyyoung 17,096]

LDR9 color scheme will be pink with light brown hair 

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me participating in the sentimentality of this thread knowing that the tracklist rankings following BB’s release will result in warfare 
 

[That Venice Bitch 28,523]

8 hours until this thread dies  We’ve come a long way. What were some of your fav moments? Mine was us bullying lustforlife and arcadialovesong2018 every day

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Just now, That Venice Bitch said:

8 hours until this thread dies  We’ve come a long way. What were some of your fav moments? Mine was us bullying lustforlife and arcadialovesong2018 every day

lustforlife calling me the seventh demon from hell is definitely up there on my list. The day we found the tracklist was really fun too 

[DCooper 37,181]

1 minute ago, Alison by Slowdive said:

 

Manifesting this energy for LDR9  Imagine Lana learning to sing backwards...

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2 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

any predictions for the title of "ldr9"? i have a feeling somebody might actually make a close/accurate prediction 

 

i think it's going to be something similar to "rock candy sweet", unique, fresh, enticing, campy, very lana del rey-esque

If IYLDWM becomes a success: "Lana and the Dixieland Orchestra"

Spoiler

 

[YourGirl666 13,254]

10 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

i believe we deserve greenwich acid, bikini gold, crazy for you, yes to heaven (chemtrails version) & fina china (uv version) for not getting banned throughout the chemtrails & blue banisters pre-release cycles

 

@HoneymoonDaddy @111 and @Brightsun, don't wait till it's LDR9 era to leak these. I can't believe Lana gaves us 2 masterpieces in a single year and you guys can't leak a single laptop demo, just do it (don't wait)

[lustforlife 19,008]

Thank u... since the beggining of this thread i get depression, anxiety, panic attacks and socialphobia... You guys are amazing 

[Alison by Slowdive 26,156]

7 minutes ago, SweetHenny said:

Okay but serious questions now: what is LDR9 vynil colour and era flower?

it will be a black dahlia as she's going back to her old hollywood roots but turning myths and objectification on its head

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Just now, DCooper said:

 

Manifesting this energy for LDR9  Imagine Lana learning to sing backwards...

We need a cover of “Sycamore Trees” by Jimmy Scott which I could *totalllllyyyy* see

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Who the fk puts some youtube rips on their official album? This is the new low for her, lazy as hell

[Doll Harlow 12,369]

Remember when Lana said that Lust for Life was an album for the fans? I feel like Blue Banisters might actually be that album. 

[Super Movie 51,869]

I love that we're all getting pink energy from LDR9...it must be a sign 

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Just now, That Venice Bitch said:

8 hours until this thread dies  We’ve come a long way. What were some of your fav moments? Mine was us bullying lustforlife and arcadialovesong2018 every day

 

honestly the entire arcadialovesong2018 saga was SO funny

 

i would say my favorite moment was when we found out that "map of l.a" was actually titled "arcadia" and we all started making greek mythology jokes & predictions while descending into chaos  

 

also when the tracklist, alt. covers, dealer, & official merch all leaked within a day