Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023

[tulsa jesus freaks 9,376]

2 minutes ago, Im a ghost now said:

The dynamic of this thread is so beautiful when you think about it

Lana is retiring --> Blue Banisters discourse --> real snippet --> fake snippet --> random fight --> horniness --> new single --> start all over 

 

and it's gonna be like that for 2 other weeks

 

[jaesana 2,951]

Just now, baddisease said:

I promise that if I ever get an album early, I'm leaking it.

 

 

Not here, of course, because I don't wanna get banned, but I would leak it. That's a promise.

The way I would never show a soul

[TrashMagiq 55,345]

7 minutes ago, IanadeIrey said:

The album is out in 13 days. A new song is out in 3 days. Surely there must be something one could focus on in the next 2 weeks to not let an album release get them all huffed and puffed! 

 

Ianadelrey I am in SHAMBLES I haven't known peace since Fingertips leaked I get night terrors and hallucinations of the picture disc I gained a fear of Poland I'm shaking I'm crying I'm filled with rage and trauma I am NOT ok Ianadelrey I am huffed I am puffed I'm on the FLOOR cold laying down this it is so dark sided and twisted it's evil it's very evil Poland you've made an enemy out of me I will never recover I don't recognize the person in the mirror I'll never go back to the person I was before Fingertips leaked Ianadelrey I need the album NOW I can't wait another second I need the mp3 I need the zip I don't know how to go further without a leak ever single minute is pure torture I want my peace I want serenity I don't know how I can go on without Ocean Blvd playing through my headphones I need the album NOW 

[baddisease 15,890]

Just now, jaesana said:

The way I would never show a soul

 

But why? If I had it, I would share. It's only fair imo.

[caitlyn valliulina 4,399]

anyways, I can't wait for @fl0r1dakil0s to post their review 

[SeraphBronte 285]

Now when floridakilos is gone we can die without any info (

[Pink Flamingo 16,187]

3 minutes ago, Im a ghost now said:

The dynamic of this thread is so beautiful when you think about it

Lana is retiring --> Blue Banisters discourse --> real snippet --> fake snippet --> random fight --> horniness --> new single --> start all over 

 

that one never misses 

[Orville Peck 22,853]

if I ever got the album early, I wouldn't leak it either. We don't know what consequences that might bring. 

[West Coast 44,812]

You have the album? Good for you! You want to let everyone know that you got it? That's your prerogative--you go honestly!

But the whole ''okay I'll write a review and tease lyrics'' thing is so unnecessary and gatekeepy, especially being this close to the release date and with all the stupid snippets circulating. 

[American Whore 47,621]

it's not about lana, it's about protecting the source. remember that. the insider leaker culture is a lot different than a lot you think. that's all i have to say. 

[Fingertips 72,117]

1 minute ago, TrashMagiq said:

 

Ianadelrey I am in SHAMBLES I haven't known peace since Fingertips leaked I get night terrors and hallucinations of the picture disc I gained a fear of Poland I'm shaking I'm crying I'm filled with rage and trauma I am NOT ok Ianadelrey I am huffed I am puffed I'm on the FLOOR cold laying down this it is so dark sided and twisted it's evil it's very evil Poland you've made an enemy out of me I will never recover I don't recognize the person in the mirror I'll never go back to the person I was before Fingertips leaked Ianadelrey I need the album NOW I can't wait another second I need the mp3 I need the zip I don't know how to go further without a leak ever single minute is pure torture I want my peace I want serenity I don't know how I can go on without Ocean Blvd playing through my headphones I need the album NOW 

[MrFameKills 10,452]

 

 

[baddisease 15,890]

2500 pages of mostly nothing! Yay! lmao

[ChelseaLeeArts 2,382]

Spoiler

The party's December 18th 

if you know you know

[bluebanist 932]

Hey @fl0r1dakil0s so that review 

[AlexVirtuell 235]

Random memory; What was the thread where an unreleased song was supposed to leak at page 1000 and then it never did. What ever happened to that? Which song was it?

[Tamagotchi 443]

Seeing how everyone's spiraling just as much as I do makes me feel sane. Thank you for your service babies 

[baddisease 15,890]

1 minute ago, American Whore said:

it's not about lana, it's about protecting the source. remember that. the insider leaker culture is a lot different than a lot you think. that's all i have to say. 

 

why does the leaker need protecting? 

 

1 minute ago, margaret soty said:

if I ever got the album early, I wouldn't leak it either. We don't know what consequences that might bring. 

 

what kind of consequences?

[The Grants 13,009]

[Morissetteus 1,542]

I miss Long Beach and I miss the pre-release thread, babe…

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