Lasso 13,193 Posted February 8, 2023 Wish we could go back to the 1200's so we wouldn't have cellphones, then Lana would be just a troubadour and we'd all be dead by age 30 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the ocean 67,597 Posted February 8, 2023 Just now, honeymoonwhore said: Wish we could go back to the 1200's so we wouldn't have cellphones, then Lana would be just a troubadour and we'd all be dead by age 30 not this immediately getting moved 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lasso 13,193 Posted February 8, 2023 Just now, the ocean said: not this immediately getting moved I posted it here lmao 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fingertips 72,034 Posted February 8, 2023 1 minute ago, honeymoonwhore said: Wish we could go back to the 1200's so we wouldn't have cellphones, then Lana would be just a troubadour and we'd all be dead by age 30 I just did a spit take 2 Quote "You can't be a muse and be happy, too. You can't blacken the pages with Russian poetry and be happy." - Blue Banisters Quote I asked Asmodeus (the demon of lust) to make Miley Cyrus suffer. I am not happy with these new developments. After Miley rips off Lana's aesthetic, she bullies Lana into changing her release date. It is infuriating. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the ocean 67,597 Posted February 8, 2023 2 minutes ago, honeymoonwhore said: I posted it here lmao not me not being able to tell the threads apart 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TropicoKitten 5,012 Posted February 8, 2023 4 minutes ago, honeymoonwhore said: Wish we could go back to the 1200's so we wouldn't have cellphones, then Lana would be just a troubadour and we'd all be dead by age 30 Isn’t a female troubadour a trobairitz? 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lanaismamom 11,538 Posted February 8, 2023 1 hour ago, bluebanesters said: information sure, heres my thread that i update every time 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
taco truck 32,808 Posted February 8, 2023 Ben and Ed actually have the lowest IQs you could possibly imagine. Fans find about a single release and you think the correct thing to do is just not release it? Are they mentally disabled? Genuinely don’t understand the thought process. There is a reason Dua dropped these two. They “loveeeee” Lana but the minute their tiny dicks get in a twist they decide it’s a good idea to ruin her career. They hate Lana fans because we know how shitty they are to Lana and do the promotion FOR THEM, but Lana doesn’t care because they don’t make her promote. The issue with the Ocean Blvd delay might actually be their worst moment ever. How do you let Lana just not make it clear there is a delay? They expect Lana fans to get news out to everyone and then when we actually do they are pissed and then delay/ cancel without saying a goddamn word. I have never been of a fan of an artist with this many leaks, delays, and hiccups during an album release. In conclusion Ben and Ed are an actual JOKE of managers and I’m convinced they started managing as some sort of money laundering scheme 13 Quote ❀❀ ˖° ⋆.ೃ࿔ this is my idea of fun °⋆.ೃ࿔*:・ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fingertips 72,034 Posted February 8, 2023 3 minutes ago, taco truck said: Ben and Ed actually have the lowest IQs you could possibly imagine. Fans find about a single release and you think the correct thing to do is just not release it? Are they mentally disabled? Genuinely don’t understand the thought process. There is a reason Dua dropped these two. They “loveeeee” Lana but the minute their tiny dicks get in a twist they decide it’s a good idea to ruin her career. They hate Lana fans because we know how shitty they are to Lana and do the promotion FOR THEM, but Lana doesn’t care because they don’t make her promote. The issue with the Ocean Blvd delay might actually be their worst moment ever. How do you let Lana just not make it clear there is a delay? They expect Lana fans to get news out to everyone and then when we actually do they are pissed and then delay/ cancel without saying a goddamn word. I have never been of a fan of an artist with this many leaks, delays, and hiccups during an album release. In conclusion Ben and Ed are an actual JOKE of managers and I’m convinced they started managing as some sort of money laundering scheme Drag those rats. 5 Quote "You can't be a muse and be happy, too. You can't blacken the pages with Russian poetry and be happy." - Blue Banisters Quote I asked Asmodeus (the demon of lust) to make Miley Cyrus suffer. I am not happy with these new developments. After Miley rips off Lana's aesthetic, she bullies Lana into changing her release date. It is infuriating. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prettywhenimhigh 49,294 Posted February 8, 2023 1 hour ago, honeymoonwhore said: Wish we could go back to the 1200's so we wouldn't have cellphones, then Lana would be just a troubadour and we'd all be dead by age 30 honestly I feel this on a deep level it would be such a slay dyiiingg youuung and I'm playyiiing haaard 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
God&Monster 1,092 Posted February 8, 2023 18 minutes ago, taco truck said: Ben and Ed actually have the lowest IQs you could possibly imagine. Fans find about a single release and you think the correct thing to do is just not release it? Are they mentally disabled? Genuinely don’t understand the thought process. There is a reason Dua dropped these two. They “loveeeee” Lana but the minute their tiny dicks get in a twist they decide it’s a good idea to ruin her career. They hate Lana fans because we know how shitty they are to Lana and do the promotion FOR THEM, but Lana doesn’t care because they don’t make her promote. The issue with the Ocean Blvd delay might actually be their worst moment ever. How do you let Lana just not make it clear there is a delay? They expect Lana fans to get news out to everyone and then when we actually do they are pissed and then delay/ cancel without saying a goddamn word. I have never been of a fan of an artist with this many leaks, delays, and hiccups during an album release. In conclusion Ben and Ed are an actual JOKE of managers and I’m convinced they started managing as some sort of money laundering scheme facts. BTW, when did Dula Peep dropped them? Before Future Nostalgia? 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fingertips 72,034 Posted February 8, 2023 It feels like they're purposely ruining the momentum for this era and it's annoying. 2 Quote "You can't be a muse and be happy, too. You can't blacken the pages with Russian poetry and be happy." - Blue Banisters Quote I asked Asmodeus (the demon of lust) to make Miley Cyrus suffer. I am not happy with these new developments. After Miley rips off Lana's aesthetic, she bullies Lana into changing her release date. It is infuriating. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Morningcrow 3,610 Posted February 8, 2023 21 minutes ago, taco truck said: Ben and Ed actually have the lowest IQs you could possibly imagine. Fans find about a single release and you think the correct thing to do is just not release it? Are they mentally disabled? Genuinely don’t understand the thought process. There is a reason Dua dropped these two. They “loveeeee” Lana but the minute their tiny dicks get in a twist they decide it’s a good idea to ruin her career. They hate Lana fans because we know how shitty they are to Lana and do the promotion FOR THEM, but Lana doesn’t care because they don’t make her promote. The issue with the Ocean Blvd delay might actually be their worst moment ever. How do you let Lana just not make it clear there is a delay? They expect Lana fans to get news out to everyone and then when we actually do they are pissed and then delay/ cancel without saying a goddamn word. I have never been of a fan of an artist with this many leaks, delays, and hiccups during an album release. In conclusion Ben and Ed are an actual JOKE of managers and I’m convinced they started managing as some sort of money laundering scheme So good, i needed this 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the ocean 67,597 Posted February 8, 2023 6 minutes ago, God&Monster said: BTW, when did Dula Peep dropped them? Before Future Nostalgia? after FN - it was around this time last year i think 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeadSeaOfMercury 22,864 Posted February 8, 2023 18 minutes ago, God&Monster said: facts. BTW, when did Dula Peep dropped them? Before Future Nostalgia? After, It was after valentines I think last year… EDIT: I didn’t see @the ocean already answer this… 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sunset Opal 4,319 Posted February 8, 2023 My 2023 predictions: Ben and Ed will be married Taylor and Lana will end up in triangle with Jack Kintsugi is gonna retire from being an insider Lana next album will be recorded in Mike’s Dean basement Loved you then and now will leak one day and it will be a huge tik tok song Lana will perform A&W in strip club Either Cain and Lana drama on Instagram Next album will be about being petty and toxic Eclipse and BOZ will be in jail 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Louise 1,473 Posted February 8, 2023 2 hours ago, Evergreen said: Imagine being a casual Lana fan and waiting for the album without any expectations... Whew! That is me, until I discovered this forum . . . whew! 19 minutes ago, Fingertips said: Not usually, but from what I've gathered looking at other social media sites, it seems like casual fans who are less tuned in to promotional events are beginning to wonder where the next track is Lana gives a lot, is my impression. Through her music. Also, I can't deny these pap pics are building the excitement, looking good attending a Grammy(s) aftershow party hosted by Taylor . . . It shows Lana is not bitter over Grammy snub, Taylor being influenced by Lana, and Jack for producing the Lorde's work which includes Lana's melodies, prolly because Lana has at least been nominated, Taylor is very vocal over her admiration for Lana, and maybe it just got past Jack about the melodies. It is more Lorde's theft than Jack's, if that makes sense. The pap pics with Lana looking good and smiling glamorously IS part of the rollout, imo . Also, according to one source, Lana began following Billie Eilish on Feb.7th. There must be closure there as well. So, I am excited based on the paprazzi pics and twitter news, besides discovering LanaBoards. It seems like Lana fans here are discerning over the sources and facts. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Umaniac 1,917 Posted February 8, 2023 44 minutes ago, taco truck said: Ben and Ed actually have the lowest IQs you could possibly imagine. Fans find about a single release and you think the correct thing to do is just not release it? Are they mentally disabled? Genuinely don’t understand the thought process. There is a reason Dua dropped these two. They “loveeeee” Lana but the minute their tiny dicks get in a twist they decide it’s a good idea to ruin her career. They hate Lana fans because we know how shitty they are to Lana and do the promotion FOR THEM, but Lana doesn’t care because they don’t make her promote. The issue with the Ocean Blvd delay might actually be their worst moment ever. How do you let Lana just not make it clear there is a delay? They expect Lana fans to get news out to everyone and then when we actually do they are pissed and then delay/ cancel without saying a goddamn word. I have never been of a fan of an artist with this many leaks, delays, and hiccups during an album release. In conclusion Ben and Ed are an actual JOKE of managers and I’m convinced they started managing as some sort of money laundering scheme What I hate about them is that they CAN do a campaign with little effort from Lana and they never do. Like you can hire photographers, illustrators, directors and make them do visuals WITHOUT including Lana and just scenery that suits the music; Lana’s music is enough cinematic to afford that. Besides that being a fan for almost 6 years now, they can never get their shit together. I remember having this crisis on the greatest/fiily and white dress releases and I’m sure there is many other examples. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anwdelrey 9,268 Posted February 8, 2023 1 minute ago, Louise said: That is me, until I discovered this forum . . . whew! Lana gives a lot, is my impression. Through her music. Also, I can't deny these pap pics are building the excitement, looking good attending a Grammy(s) aftershow party hosted by Taylor . . . It shows Lana is not bitter over Grammy snub, Taylor being influenced by Lana, and Jack for producing the Lorde's work which includes Lana's melodies, prolly because Lana has at least been nominated, Taylor is very vocal over her admiration for Lana, and maybe it just got past Jack about the melodies. It is more Lorde's theft than Jack's, if that makes sense. The pap pics with Lana looking good and smiling glamorously IS part of the rollout, imo . Also, according to one source, Lana began following Billie Eilish on Feb.7th. There must be closure there as well. So, I am excited based on the paprazzi pics and twitter news, besides discovering LanaBoards. It seems like Lana fans here are discerning over the sources and facts. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the ocean 67,597 Posted February 8, 2023 Just now, White Dress said: Well… what now the new mods hand out warning points, the people who don't get WP's go outside and live their lives, and blue banisters sees a good streaming day 8 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites