LEAST Favorite Lana Songs?

[Thunder Revenant 20,687]

Lust For Life

Coachella - Woodstock In My Mind

Beautiful People, Beautiful Problems

Let Me Love You Like A Woman

Not All Who Wander Are Lost

Breaking Up Slowly

Dance Till We Die

For Free

 

CoCC and L4L will forever be her worst work

 

[x VB 12,512]

1. Coachella - Woodstock In My Mind

2. You Must Love Me

3. Groupie Love

4. In My Feelings

5. Beautiful People Beautiful Problems

6. Young & Beautiful

7. Love

8. The Next Best American Record

 

(I'm sorry)

[Vertimus 8,924]

11 minutes ago, blackpalmtrees said:

Tunnel is her worst lead and one of her blandest songs. I don’t use her at all.

 

My feeling exactly. It feels so rote and without energy. 

On 5/7/2020 at 10:46 PM, godsmonster said:

i hate all the acapella demos they sound so bad

i don't like Sirens/May Jailer material

Yayo im constantly on the fence with liking and hating

Bartender (i hate the t-t-t-tender lyric so much, but the rest of the song is wonderful)

Lucky Ones BTD version (the demo with the drums is better)

Blue Jeans

Come When You Call Me is ugly af

Heroin

White Mustang 50% of the time

Pretty When You Cry

The Other Woman

Carmen

Wolf

One t-t-t-ender would have been enough. That she repeats it really irks. 

[Orville Peck 22,803]

Summer Bummer / Groupie Love / Dealer / Text Book / Interlude - The Trio

[Orville Peck 22,803]

the way most here are tasteless 

[ldrcultleader 302]

Text Book

Arcadia

Blue Banisters 

Sweet Carolina 

For Free

 

[rightofjupiter 15,889]

beautiful (bc of how new it is this is the most egregious to me lol)

for free (loved the live version, recorded version doesnt hit idk why)

lucky ones

lolita

blue velvet

next best american record

love

high by the beach

interlude- the trio (idk if this even counts i don't even think of it as a lana song)

don't let me be misunderstood (a bad cover even tho you'd think she would body this)

pretty much everything recorded in 2010/2011

[lanabanana11 3,805]

43 minutes ago, Thunder Revenant said:

Lust For Life

Coachella - Woodstock In My Mind

Beautiful People, Beautiful Problems

Let Me Love You Like A Woman

Not All Who Wander Are Lost

Breaking Up Slowly

Dance Till We Die

For Free

 

CoCC and L4L will forever be her worst work

 

Hate this post so much. Wow. 

I have a rather small list: 

 

carmen 

God bless America 

For free 

[Fingertips 72,115]

Lolita

Guns and Roses

When the World Was at War We Just Kept Dancing

Carmen

Fucked My Way Up to the Top

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In My Feelings

Burning Desire

Watercolor Eyes

[mrborntolose 9,667]

i dislike Carmen so much lol

[Coloringbooks 12,827]

24 minutes ago, rightofjupiter said:

pretty much everything recorded in 2010/2011

Delete your account 

[lanasbottom 23,687]

- the entirety of Blue Balls (minus the unreleaseds, title track and bbs, even tho the production’s a MESS)

- god bless america, in my feelings, flopchella, bpbp (not the demos tho)

- love song (boring jack infested production, cliché lyrics, goes nowhere)

- bartender (the t-t-t pulls me out of it and the prod is boring, otherwise it’s fine) 

- let me love you like a flop, one of the most terrible songs she’s ever made

- for free (unnecessary cover, lana doesn’t sound good and she’s basically the featured artist, weyes sounds bad too) 

- breaking up slowly (nokia’s voice is like a visit at the dentist)

- lolita but wbk 

- next best american flop, she butchered what could’ve been one of her best songs

- watercolor eyes, the production’s pointless, the lyrics are cringe and those vocals… girl if you don’t throw away that vape pen

- don’t let me be misunderstood but who cares the real closer is swan song anyway 

[lanaismamom 11,159]

god bless america slanders.... STOP IT

[lanasbottom 23,687]

Just now, lanaismamom said:

god bless america slanders.... STOP IT

the bridge and last chorus are great but the generic lyrics, the awful garageband production and those damn fake sounding gunshots… a skip 

[domandapiano 11,597]

The studio cut of Million Dollar Man comes to mind because she sounds like a drunk robot whose vocal processor stopped functioning correctly. I cannot listen to that song because of how weird and not natural the vocals are. 
 

 

[PatentLeatherDoOver 25,803]

Beautiful is probably my least favorite album track, but all things considered, I don’t think it’s really that bad compared to my least favorites for other artists—Lana just has a really high quality standard in my opinion. 

 

I actually think the piano is really delicate and pretty, the sentiment is nice, and the melody is always stuck in my head, but the execution of the lyrics just wasn’t my personal preference 

 

[Crimson and Clover 22,100]

6 minutes ago, lanaismamom said:

god bless america slanders.... STOP IT

one of her truly underrated songs  metro boomin knew what he was doing 

[Surf Noir 188,816]

born to die: lolita (demos are so much better)

paradise: yayo (lizzy grant version is one of my all-time favorites but i don't like this version)

ultraviolence: none? but i haven't listened to the other woman in a very long time, i don't think it's fair to say i dislike it

honeymoon: don't let me be misunderstood

lust for life: maybe beautiful people, beautiful problems, but i feel like i've only listened to it once in 2018 so it's hard to say  

norman fucking rockwell: love song

chemtrails: let me love you like a woman, i still like it though

blue banisters: beautiful

[shadesofloveduthenandnow 20,588]

Burning Desire was a bonus track for a reason

[bluechemtrails 22,936]

the way you all mix songs I don't like either with songs I really adore