partymonster

sorry but this is obviously a joke

does she actually dislike lana ? i knew she didn’t like the comparisons but i feel like i remember her talking about ultraviolence on twitter a few years ago

she has some quite good songs like welcome to my island, butterfly net and billions but like everything else… especially pang, when i first heard so hot youre hurting my feelings i was like… this is what ppl are gagging over?… um okey. desire is definitely the only album where i see why people are interested but most of it is a snooze fest

so so so unhappy with the edit they gave shakira and barely any from the rest of the girls like megan and helena’s “boring, sloppy, lazy” about yasmin. not falling for the helena propaganda but glad megatron finally got clocked downn

what is the point of this thread exactly? im sure the majority of lanaboards visitors are aware she’s not a trump supporter

HELENA TAKE SHAKIRAS BIKINI AWFFF

megan gone everyone cheered!!! remell deserved but connor deserved more. helena and harrison next on my hitlist, as well as meg. i hate these cunts so much idc idc they are so so horrible. emily too irrelevant for me to care. also the vote was RIGGED bc aint NO way shakira was in the bottom 3. but at the same time i can see how the crusty british population may be jealous of beautiful shakira & want her out

voted for yasmin (icon) and harry for entertainment purposes only, but i do want tommy to stay in. megan and connor you’re still on my hit list

OMG the collapse if emily chose to recouple and conor got dumped wish the producers stepped in and showed her what was happening in the villa megan and conor… you’re done. imagine making me side with a man… i actually feel bad for shea maybe he had a personality behind the scenes since everyone was crying

Helena needs to go. I alternate between who I think is the worst in the mean girl clique and rn Helena is up there, but tbh she has been the most insecure since the beginning putting Shakira down constantly, even so desperate as to snatch Harry from Shakira’s bed omg. If she picks Harrison before Toni i am flying to Mallorca and sorting this out myself

toni idk what emily did to u but im on ur side regardless, we ride at dawn!

ok i know no one will respond probably but i just need a place to unpack this bc i was sharing my love island thoughts with oomirl and she called malisha aggressive like uhmmmm......

Reviving this thread for the current UK series oop... bc blonde meg is crazy af, and i was rooting for brunette meg before but these girls are being so extra they gotta go

she truly gets more beautiful as she ages. i remember my bf was in awe when we saw her at her poetry talk thing i was like hawld awn u doing too much...

one of her producers actually worked on ordinary things on ariana's last album