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Okay so I did a little research (stalking) about Aaron and I thought I’d look on lanas personal Facebook (is it confirmed it’s hers idk) and she is friends with two Greenes a Chris and Ivan greene. Do we think maybe they are something to do with him? Idk I’m just trying to peace together who Aaron is and if he is actually K 

"I'm very excited about the album and all the things that we're doing that are gonna come with it." 
 

Giving Blue Banisters one more listen before tomorrow. I still can’t believe it is less than 30 hours until the release 

Same. I’m going to do a blue banisters vinyl rip one last time before the new album. Sooo exciting!!!

Plus tesco peanuts

this is how I imagine the UK critics in the basement listening to the record 

I just came home from a listening party and the people there consisted of locals listening to taylor swift instead of Lana and not even knowing that we got to listen to the album two days prior release, a guy complaining about Jack Antonoff’s singing during Margaret and another American (mind you this was in Europe) who was rude towards the employees and rolled his eyes at everyone including me and my friend (and of course he managed to win the merch…) other than that the album was a masterpiece as always and I got a poster. Which is the whole reason I turned up.

Listening party review-
was cute n vibey, about 100 people, most got posters and wristbands. A lot of chatting throughout so wasn’t a complete focused vibe on the music but was nice to meet a few stans and have a couple drinks at the bar that’s in the record store x Album was incredible, so much better than the l*aks, was great to hear it on proper HQ speakers. Grabbed a beautiful poster which I’ll frame and hang on a wall. Can’t wait for midnight tomorrow ❤️💅💅

It's really cool to see how divisive this album is. Everyone has different opinions on what they consider their favourite tracks which is a really good sign of a great album, i guess because it means there are no universally hated songs so nothing is actually bad. They all have room to grow and become more appreciated in time 

Album sales after this ad campaign 

 

My glitch pop could mean anything 

When the shitty speakers the critics heard the album from actually glitched and they think it was part of the song 💀💀

coming for 'reliable insider' news on a lana updates twitter account

Guys I just found out from an insider (the author of the review) that the glitch pop was a typo and it meant to say that Candy Necklace is actually a pirate metal/wizard rock song. It’s a sea shanty now and was a UV outtake.
 
See how easy it is?

Not insiders doxxing/revealing sources of other insiders. 

So.... you gonna show me how you squirt or what?

Coming Wednesday, March 22nd ❤️

I hate it here it’s literally 4am and I only woke up because my dog wanted to pee and instead of going back straight to sleep I fucking started checking LB and album reviews and I have to get up for work in 2 hrs 

honestly these reviewers just have to think of different ways to describe a song with the most unused words in the dictionary and "glitch pop" was what they thought worked 

when the album version of cn is giving faceshopping then what

Candy Necklace (Cedric Gervais Remix) is typing... 

I’m definitely getting the vibe vinyl Candy Necklace was an earlier mix and streaming Candy Necklace is what was changed/updated after the physical version had to be submitted.  

Yall got me laughin…