Lindsay Lohan

I would probably show them Noir, I mean, 2010 Lizzy Grant is potentially the most intelligent singer who ever lived. The amount of thought that goes into these laptop demos are insane! And I'm not just referring to the amazing mixing these demos contain. The fact that each and every verse she sings is categorized into verses, and that every point Sparkle Jump Rope Queen makes is instantly followed by an example of why it's 100% true. Mainstream alien singers would not be smart enough to be able to put together valid arguments that are logical and non-contradictory. Those that are uneducated will not understand the complexity of a 3 minute masterpiece like "Noir" with a bunch jabs and inner conflictions unknown to the public. A highly educated individual like Lizzy Grant can make a meaningful laptop demo with 10x the quality, because she has 10x more logic and intelligence. To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the intellectual escapism of 'Noir' and Lizzy Grant as an artist herself. The intelligence is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the music it will go over a typical listener's head. There's also Lizzy's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation- her personal philosophy draws heavily from Jessica Rabbit literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these demos, to realize that they're not just amazing- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Lizzy's laptop demos truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the vibe in Lizzy's existential catchphrase "Glamourous, Famous, Notorious" which itself is a cryptic reference to Lizzy Grant's epic secret instagram account "notoriouswhitegirl". I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Lizzy Grants genius wit unfolds her screams over the 84kbps soundwaves striking their ears. What fools.. how I pity them. 

I would probably show them Noir, I mean, 2010 Lizzy Grant is potentially the most intelligent singer who ever lived. The amount of thought that goes into these laptop demos are insane! And I'm not just referring to the amazing mixing these demos contain. The fact that each and every verse she sings is categorized into verses, and that every point Sparkle Jump Rope Queen makes is instantly followed by an example of why it's 100% true. Mainstream alien singers would not be smart enough to be able to put together valid arguments that are logical and non-contradictory. Those that are uneducated will not understand the complexity of a 3 minute masterpiece like "Noir" with a bunch jabs and inner conflictions unknown to the public. A highly educated individual like Lizzy Grant can make a meaningful laptop demo with 10x the quality, because she has 10x more logic and intelligence. To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the intellectual escapism of 'Noir' and Lizzy Grant as an artist herself. The intelligence is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the music it will go over a typical listener's head. There's also Lizzy's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation- her personal philosophy draws heavily from Jessica Rabbit literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these demos, to realize that they're not just amazing- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Lizzy's laptop demos truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the vibe in Lizzy's existential catchphrase "Glamourous, Famous, Notorious" which itself is a cryptic reference to Lizzy Grant's epic secret instagram account "notoriouswhitegirl". I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Lizzy Grants genius wit unfolds her screams over the 84kbps soundwaves striking their ears. What fools.. how I pity them. 

I would probably show them Noir, I mean, 2010 Lizzy Grant is potentially the most intelligent singer who ever lived. The amount of thought that goes into these laptop demos are insane! And I'm not just referring to the amazing mixing these demos contain. The fact that each and every verse she sings is categorized into verses, and that every point Sparkle Jump Rope Queen makes is instantly followed by an example of why it's 100% true. Mainstream alien singers would not be smart enough to be able to put together valid arguments that are logical and non-contradictory. Those that are uneducated will not understand the complexity of a 3 minute masterpiece like "Noir" with a bunch jabs and inner conflictions unknown to the public. A highly educated individual like Lizzy Grant can make a meaningful laptop demo with 10x the quality, because she has 10x more logic and intelligence. To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the intellectual escapism of 'Noir' and Lizzy Grant as an artist herself. The intelligence is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the music it will go over a typical listener's head. There's also Lizzy's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation- her personal philosophy draws heavily from Jessica Rabbit literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these demos, to realize that they're not just amazing- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Lizzy's laptop demos truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the vibe in Lizzy's existential catchphrase "Glamourous, Famous, Notorious" which itself is a cryptic reference to Lizzy Grant's epic secret instagram account "notoriouswhitegirl". I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Lizzy Grants genius wit unfolds her screams over the 84kbps soundwaves striking their ears. What fools.. how I pity them. 

Tracklist:
1. Lust For Life (Demo)
2. Best American Record
3. Cherry
4. Serene Queen
5. In My Feelings
6. Beautiful People (Demo 2)
7. On & On
8. Valley of the Dolls (But a complete studio version)
9. Groupie Love
10. Yosemite
11. Heroin
12. Get Free
 
DELUXE:
13. 13 Beaches
14. Tomorrow Never Came
15. Summer Bummer
 
Singles:
1st - Serene Queen 
2nd - Best American Record
3rd - Summer Bummer 
4th - Get Free
 

she fought that fan afterward

Lana used to be part of a love cult with a toxic leader 
 
 

Lana used to be part of a love cult with a toxic leader 
 
 

Lana used to be part of a love cult with a toxic leader 
 
 

Lana used to be part of a love cult with a toxic leader 
 
 

Lana used to be part of a love cult with a toxic leader 
 
 

patty:

“I only ever told my mother” comes across very sus now too 🥴 conspiracy Patty pushed her has arrived

Lana used to be part of a love cult with a toxic leader 
 
 

Found it. Interview in Lovecat
 
“When I was young, I had a tree house and in order to get to the top of it, me and my sister had to climb up a satin Christmas ribbon. One day, on my way up the ribbon snapped and I fell 15 feet on to a fire pit. I broke my ribs and never told anyone except my mother. Last year I stopped into a Unitarian church and and a man came up to me out of the blue and told me he was a clairvoyant and that the reason why I had a shallow, breathy voice was because I had fallen out of a tree house 15 years ago. I still can’t get over how strange it is that he knew that.”

sure jan vibes

Lana used to be part of a love cult with a toxic leader 
 
 

Lana used to be part of a love cult with a toxic leader 
 
 

Lana used to be part of a love cult with a toxic leader 
 
 

Lana used to be part of a love cult with a toxic leader 
 
 

Lana used to be part of a love cult with a toxic leader 
 
 

Lana used to be part of a love cult with a toxic leader 
 
 

please roast me or cheer me up or both
im bored
does anyone know anything about med school anatomy i need to study
ok see ya