Pretty Dull

I can be your 4th of July (x6)
 
G-gimmie that, gimmie that, gimmie that, gimmie that crystal 
Gimmie that, gimmie that, gimmie that crystal 
Gimmie that, gimmie that, gimmie that crystal meth love because 
 
~feels like sugar in me~ (x4)

I’m pretty sure she forgot about this album omg 
 
it’s not the 25th yet in California though so I hope Miss Del Rey proves me wrong 

is it delusional of me to think she will mention it in some christmas day instagram post tomorrow afternoon 

Well, she never said "this Christmas" just as she only said "January 11" but not which year for COCC...
 
COCK & AS&C on 2029, we won!

At the risk of throwing my boyfriend under the bus, I just explained to him for the very first time what we were promised vs. what is actually happening in real time (aka the covers album) and he literally said:
 
“Maybe she meant for next year”
 
LMFAO GOODBYE HAPPY HOLIDAYS 
 

I was in my bed at like 2AM, lurking on YouTube and saw the Born to Die Official Audio and decided to listen, as she was becoming viral (I did listen to Video Games some months prior though, but I didn't pay much attention). I became so obsessed with it it was the only song I listened to in the entire night.
 
Where when you when the LDR x Azealia Banks fight happened?

I remember I was like 15 on a trip to Las Vegas with my dad, I remember we went to this Hawaiian restaurant and they were playing the Summertime Sadness remix, and I was instantly infatuated, I remember as soon as I got back to the hotel downloading the Born To Die and listening it the entire time that trip, also Honeymoon was just coming out, so I think I listened to that on the plane ride back, it's so surreal and clear in my mind, because Lana and her music is such a big part of my life, and like it's the day I discovered her

I remember I was like 15 on a trip to Las Vegas with my dad, I remember we went to this Hawaiian restaurant and they were playing the Summertime Sadness remix, and I was instantly infatuated, I remember as soon as I got back to the hotel downloading the Born To Die and listening it the entire time that trip, also Honeymoon was just coming out, so I think I listened to that on the plane ride back, it's so surreal and clear in my mind, because Lana and her music is such a big part of my life, and like it's the day I discovered her

I remember I was like 15 on a trip to Las Vegas with my dad, I remember we went to this Hawaiian restaurant and they were playing the Summertime Sadness remix, and I was instantly infatuated, I remember as soon as I got back to the hotel downloading the Born To Die and listening it the entire time that trip, also Honeymoon was just coming out, so I think I listened to that on the plane ride back, it's so surreal and clear in my mind, because Lana and her music is such a big part of my life, and like it's the day I discovered her

In the back room of Ulta Beauty, where I was working at the time lol. I spent 45 minutes of what was meant to be a 15 minute break tuning in to BBC Radio 1 waiting for the song to premiere. May have irritated my manager, but it was worth it! x
 
Where were you when you listened to your first Lana Del Rey song? 

I was in my 9th grade dance class. It was a half-day and the last day before (a very late) spring break. My bestie and I bonded at the beginning of the year over our love for Lana and we couldn't wait for the premiere. It came out exactly the minute class ended and we literally collapsed. We had been saying for ages that we wanted her to do a rock album and we truly felt that we had spoken into existence; we couldn't believe it. Still one of my favorite memories with her nearly 7 years later, and it has since become one of our collective favorite songs. 
 
Where were you when Lana released the LFL trailer? (I was in London at Zara with my mom lol)

why did it never click w me that lipster comes from hipster omg

omg my first ever lipsters awards  what a moment
cant wait to see all my favs get snubbed live

margaret thatcher making his comeback when he wins most a******* 
 

me knowing i already won The biggest lust for life stan category cuz im the only one

I remember them saying Lana was attracted to Halsey 

So will this actually be happening the 17th or are you going to delay it the 12th and then two months later reveal your favorite category of the awards
 
im kidding i promise, I’m really excited for this!

i'm so excited!
i vouch for a lizzy grant stan category 

CAN YOU FEEL THE WITCHY ENERGY IN HERE BAAAAAARBZ???????????????????????????????????????????

Wow this is so witchy

BOOM LIKE THAT LEAK OF THE YEAR

Question for the Boards:
Now that Elle, Elle, Elle, Elle, Elle and Nicki Minaj have had hit threads about Chemtrails, Lana’s Engagement, American Standards, Summertime (The Gershwin Version) etc - can I please go back to posting about being excited, feeling ready by preparing for the awards even if the ceremony is not perfect, or what categories we have - or whatever I want -without being crucified or saying that I'm glamorizing LanaBoards??????
 
Im fed up with Lana stans and Charli XCX saying that I glamorize LanaBoards when in reality I'm just a glamorous person posting about the realities of what we are all now seeing are very prevalent emotionally abusive members all over the world.
With all of the topics Lana stans are finally allowed to explore I just want to say over the last ten years I think it's pathetic that my minor thread exploration detailing my sometimes submissive or passive roles in my posts has often made people say I’ve set Lana stans back hundreds of years.
Let this be clear, I'm not not a Lana stan -but there has to be a place in stanism for Lana stans who look and act like me - the kind of Lana stan who says no but Allie X stans hear yes- the kind of Lana stans who are slated mercilessly for being their authentic, delicate selves, The kind of Lana stans who get their own stories and voices taken away from them by stronger Lana stans or by Radiohead stans who hate Lana stans.
 
I've been honest and optimistic about the challenging replies I've had.
News flash! That's just how it is for many Lana stans.
And that was sadly my experience up until the point that those posts were made. So I just want to say it's been a long 10 years of bullshit replies up until recently and I've learned a lot from them
but I also feel it really paved the way for other Lana stans to stop
'putting on a happy face' and to just be able to say whatever the hell they wanted to in their posts-
unlike my experience where if I even expressed a note of sadness in my posts, I was deemed literally hysterical as though it was literally the 2012s
Anyways none of this has anything to do about much but I'll be detailing some of my feelings in my next two posts in this thread with the Lipster Categories and How to vote. Yes I'm still making personal reparations with the Lipster Trophies going to their respective members which I'm very happy about. And I'm sure there will be tinges of what I've been pondering in the next Lipsters Awards happening on January 17th.
 
Thanks for reading
Happy quarantining
 

Yes I feel like this + all the butts might overshadow the actual music. I hope not
"Lana Del Rey sports ineffective mask in music video full of female nudity" or some shit on the Daily Mail

people using dbree to communicate and condemning lanaboards / discord is so funny to me like do they really think we are the reason TPNO isn't leaking and why should i care ?