Catgirl

i personally think she loved watching our conversation about her feet and foot fetishes and how they might relate to ocean blvd 

I’m actually terrified of Lana telling me to fuck off or that ‘I’m not a fan’ even though those exchanges are Iconic I’d feel devasted and in tears to be on the receiving end given how much I have loved and adored her for a decade.  I seriously hope she doesn’t read Lanaboards cause she’d be deeply offended by some discussions here.   

first Venice Bitch then American Whore then International Slut or what 

this photo being posted yesterday.. AW showing
AW=American Whore
American Whore has 13 letters……. 
ITS COMING THIS FRIDAY THE 13TH CONFIRMED

In what context would she be singing about peppers? Every other seemingly “random” track title she’s had kind of made sense without having to hear it. Let’s discuss this—and whether or not you think peppers are disgusting or delicious. 

a 3 year old will be leaking songs? we really need to take the ipads away!

When Boz confirms Peppers is real 

 

the 2023 version of cheries and wine, rosemary and thyme and all of my peaches 

dontchu dontchu forget meeeee

I'm always curious about how different the timeline would be now if she won that damn Grammy. Qftc would never have happened? Maybe different direction of albums following / not following the footsteps of NFR? She could've gone more mainstream? 

this is very lfl era vibes

🕯️🙏Manifesting we get American Whore as a lead single in January or February with a high budget MV 🙏🕯️

Sweet is about her father's addiction to sugar that went on from 1998-2005. He did not eat actual food he just ate a spoonful of sugar because he was deeply infatuated with Mary Poppins during this time. Lana then sent him a laptop demo and it scared him straight. It is rumored that the laptop demo is the first recorded version of Methamphetamines. 

I always find it strange that it's only women in music who are expected to be writing about their own experience only, and if they're not, they're 'inauthentic'. I mean, Metallica fans are insufferable and will use any excuse to criticise the band, but I've never heard any of them bitch about the fact that their lead singer was not actually blown up by a bomb and left in a bed without arms and legs.

As an unofficial <2010 Lana archivist, I can confirm this is true - I have documents showcasing that she used to do this at the Monterey Bay Aquarium in a lobster suit 

this is my new favorite post on lanaboards

At least it’s gonna be a bop like White Mustang… hopefully🤞🏽 
 

I never noticed White Mustang and Blue Velvet are less than 3 minutes long 

On the other hand, the ones that are currently considered "normal" in length (3:00 or 2:30), sound extremely short to me! Sweet Carolina (3:22) and Breaking Up Slowly (2:57) feel like interludes. When you notice, it's over. 

Ok I’m new and I don’t wanna get banned or get anyone else in trouble but what’s this song???

this
I'm sorry but judging by her dancing abilities I really don't think she has danced for money before   I also think it's just a fantasy thing for her songwriting
but who knows maybe lizzy really was bringing the house down on the silver pole 

Another one that always gives me chills is the Beautiful People demo when she says:
 
She wants to die/she should fucking try
 
 
I always wonder if she means "she should try to die" or if she should try harder in life, I guess to be happy lol I prefer the latter because its less depressing but it could be either one

Lana intentionally not revealing the tracklist only to watch this thread’s meltdown 

@hotshot2am go

We need someone to visit one of them Eastern European record plants