Furor Poeticus

A&W you’ll always be famous 

A&W you’ll always be famous 

A&W you’ll always be famous 

A&W zero question

Stans trying to cancel Björk will never not be funny 

the fact that she must have tons of unreleased music and 99% of it will either never leak or is lost forever as the files don't exist anymore 

So where are these 2 albums again?
 
Another year, another tumbleweed . 

another pointless interview about her authenticity in retrospect and zero questions about music... 
 

“Her t-shirt has holes in it, the heating doesn’t work, there is black mold growing from underneath the couches in her tiny small piece of shit house, yet I wonder, is this all a façade?”

i quite liked it actually! its so well worded and showers her with compliments. very cute

why is every lana interview now always "she's a critically acclaimed songwriter... but she once wasn't!"

talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before...

Lana Del Rey covers Harper's Bazaar December 2023/January 2024 Art Issue, photographed by Collier Schorr.
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Hello, everyone! In celebration of Lana's Grammy nominations, I am here to present to you all 80 new emoticons that have been added to our library. This update includes 40 new Lanacons and 40 new Misc-cons.
When it came to choosing these, I selected from ones posted in the Smiley Requests thread, ones I see used in threads frequently, and ones that I thought would be fun to have. I know this update has been longggg overdue, so I hope the amount I added made up for the amount of time it took to get these all set for you! I hope you enjoy the new emoticons. If there were emoticons that you've been wanting added that didn't make it into this update, please be sure to post them in the request thread for me to consider for the next update! I promise I'll work harder to include new emoticons more frequently upon request.
Happy emoting! xx
 
New Lanacons
 
 
New Misc-cons
 
 

I have some positive WTF moments (in no particular order) for you all:
 
Collabing with Taylor Swift (I didn’t see it coming although it makes sense since they both work so much with Jack)
 
The beat drop going into Jimmy Jimmy Cocoa Puff in A&W 🤯🤯🤯 My soul left my body the first time I heard it
 
That intro line of Cola
 
Lust For Life Album Trailer (Please Lana cook up something that iconic again)
 
Chemtrails Over the Country Club MV when they turn into warewolves
 
Releasing 2 albums in the same year in 2021

Releasing Cola. I remember the moment that first snippet with the infamous Pussy-line was dropped. Such a crazy and wild moment

This BIH 

…what was even more WTF about this post is how exaggerated people’s reactions were to this, calling Lana racist or saying she ruined her career like LOL 
 

'The Revenge of Lana Del Rey' is alive and breathing

I mean what is she gonna say, "thanks for listening, sorry for delay I never wanted this to happen, my hands are tied, March comes in like a lion, fire baptism..." 

Sky not posting about it? Kinda expected. We know she’s not the most active on social media. We know she gets anxiety about posting bc she gets attacked. Ok. But Capitol not posting about it? One of the biggest/wealthiest music labels in the entire world. Not posting for the 10th anniversary of one of their biggest/most controversial (in the internet culture zeitgeist) artists.. It’s weird. It’s shady. It’s spiteful. 

It was one of her most popular songs once pulled on Spotify, she quickly noticed that.
 
And Girls is iconic idgaf

Writing bitchy comments on a blog isn’t problematic- do you not see what some of us type 

Honestly my hopes for the next Marina album center around some shit she's said in the past. She's talked about greek mythology before IIRC and wanting to do an album around that, and I personally think that would be the move to make. I'm going to pick my words carefully and deliberately here - L&F was a low point in her discography, and I do think that Ancient Beans WAS a step up sonically and a return to the ~energy of "old Marina", despite lyrically being VERY pegged to the zeitgeist of it's creation.

I feel like the way to do a "clean slate" here is to just go feral with a whole ass concept album and step into a different person(s)/persona(s).
 
I'd LOVE to see her go back to that greek mythology idea and give us a concept album, and even find a way to work in some of that New Woke Feminism she always getting criticized about. Write a tortured ballad from the perspective of Persephone. Sing about being tricked by a man to eat the pomegranate seeds, sing about how it doesn't get easier spending all the time away from the sun, small slices of your time stolen from a man who felt you were his to take and his to trick. Metaphor up the lack of choice for a woman in it, and how so many things are seen as 'duty' because a man deemed it so.
 
Flip shit around too, go wild. Rewrite the whole concept of 'Pandora's Box' into something more lighthearted and fun. Give us an uptempo bop about a girl who was bored with the world and there she found a box filled with chaos and wonder and she set it all free, the good and the bad, just for the contrast it all brings. Was it a little bit stupid to unleash evil on the world? Sure, but now it makes all of the good that much better because we all know what "worse" looks like, and it's the space in-between that we should have a little fun with now.

I feel like Eros, Aphrodite, and Psyche would be a 'perfect' story to Marina-fy, since it deals with jealous women and game playing and the absurdity of it all, and how even if you manage to adhere to impossible beauty standards (Aphrodite's three impossible tasks), it's *still* not enough. There's a whole lot of "jealous woman" stereotype shit in there, that would be absolutely low hanging fruit to hit with the Marina Bat of "women should build each other up, ugh".

I feel like, in the spirit of something like "How to be a Heartbreaker", do a fun take on 'Helen of Troy' and the whole Trojan War (to go hand in hand with my idea of "rewriting" Pandora's Box to be a bit more fun); Helen was bored af of her man, she wanted a little excitement, she decided to mess around with a man on the side, and now we're at "Oops I sparked a war, lets make it his fault, tee hee hee, look at that, the gods are all protecting me, dames can get away with it all" or some shit.

Have I said this before? I feel like I have.

Idk. But it would be nice to see.

i need to let go of her. i'd rather listen to someone who's silent on these issues than have somebody agree with takes that are.... reductive and not even right in the slightest. i'm not even getting anything from this.  so go ahead marina lol you have a good life and you speak up on issues you don't even comprehend just cause you gotta use your platform. you're so.....woke.. 
im actually done and im not gonna hate watch her every move like im just done as in goodbye type of done

okay well 2019 was pop music, it just wasn’t fun! l+f was the definition of boring pop music  
 
she made fun pop music with tfj… eh.. froot… even a little bit on adiaml when she wasn’t trying to be an activist