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hurd Lana killed jack

All of this wouldn't have happened if after COCC's release she had said: "I'll continue to challenge those thoughts on my next album, which hopefully will drop some time later this year (or just Lana-soon; it's never been more than 2 years after all)".
 
At least now we'd feel less disappointed instead of being bamboozled twice.

Boss: Clear your desk

omg hop on the Delulu train quick bitches. *Insert Vroom Vroom by Charli XCX*

I feel like the 3 singles were released last year and COCC was in another life 

Boss: "Next week is the deadline of your project, will you be able to finish it by then?"
 
Me: "Still working on my beautiful project :)"
 
Boss: "So... will you have it done?"
 
Me: "There is a project coming :)"

This hoe and her team are literally getting on my nerves like... this is either a sick tactic for keeling fans invested or they literally have no clue wtf is going on (which is unlikely)... but still how much does it cost them to say it clearly - IT'S DELAYED 

BoZ posted on ATRL the album wasn’t coming next week because she just added a new song. No Jack not Rick in sight on the album and Mike only has one song on it. And it’s the return of the neverending debate of being pissed/disappointed/ she doesn’t owe us anything. 

Why can I see this happening

im not that upset with lana but to say she doesnt owe her supporters anything is kinda wrong... yes its her art but we literally pay her bills and the only reason she has this career is because of her fans. thats objectively true so i wouldnt say she owes her supporters nothing. 

I can already see the enraged comments under her happy 4th of July post on Insta

Based on her Instagram followers I can say that:
JUNE the new album by Lana Del Rey out in JUNE.
Cover and photoshoot by Mike Dean.
Produced by Lana herself, Caroline "Chunk" Grant and her newborn baby.
Executive producer: Patricia "Pat" Grant.
Lead single: "- and I'm born in June" accompanied by a high budget MV directed by Valerie "Freckles" Vogt.
 
Alternative UO cover shot by Nikki Lane's horses. It contains 2 bonus tracks with backing vocals by Nadia Lee and a sample from Charles "Charlie" Grant's sextape that's included in the Ultraspecial collectors edition boxset (along with an audio version of Qftc).

Only 135 hours left

Woke teens on twitter: Lana needs to stop glamorizing animal abuse 

I sense an instagram post today. It‘s sunday, she‘s finally home after all these birthday parties and after recording the last song for the next album. She finally has time for us

Okay, spilling the #TEA:
 
Pre-order in 1 hour
Cover and tracklist at the same time
 
Album name: Pale Moonlight Supremacy
Themes: Lorde and Patty diss tracks, cock, her love for country music, candles in the wind, more cock, witchcraft, pale moonlight, blood sucking, Trump.
Sound: BTD 2.0

Lana decided to kill LanaBoards

It could be delayed for 7 months.
NFR! was delayed for 5 months while COCC was delayed for 6 months.
There is a pattern. 7 months bookmark me.

A week from now and we’ll have nothing but silence from Lana.

*Manifesting My Song 57 and There’s Nothing To Be Sorry About being on the album and dropping midnight on 4th of July* 
-#TeamDeluluForeverNoMatterWhat

 

*Manifesting My Song 57 and There’s Nothing To Be Sorry About being on the album and dropping midnight on 4th of July* 
-#TeamDeluluForeverNoMatterWhat

 

Scissoring with Nikki in Oklahoma 

Probably Lana herself forgot about it too

The fact everyone has forgotten about Blue Banisters music video....

Lana on the 4th: