honeymoon is alive

When this thread started with the dnc polaroid i was imagining to see a more experimental era coming out like 

After the rockefeller snippets , w magazine im hoping to turn into something like 
  

something I did not tell you is I’m kind of a psychic and when I close my eyes and put my forefinger on lana’s forehead on the W Mag issue I can sense that the album is coming out in February and if I press very hard I can see that it would be coming around the 27 

It's 2023 here. I'm listening to LDR9 and it's amazing 

i've met her several times irl and most of that times i had important questions planned for her but believe me, every time you're just amazed how nice and precious she is in person and you a) forget all the things you wanted to ask her b) rather have some kind of personal and meaningful conversation with her than just bombard her for titles and dates... 
 
and i know so many other people with the same experience and sometimes it's just too quick and chaotic

a few months ago i was actually so glad lana was being so quiet about this album and we didn’t have any fake album news to get disappointed by like previous eras but i feel like i’ve spent too much time on this damn website recently that i am getting more and more hyped up and now i’ll take any crumb  and at least all of the fake dates that we have gotten from her in the past have never been more than like 6 months off so i guess we would have some sort of ballpark

Should i post this on that site to stir some fake meltdown? It's fun lmaooo

If nothing happens on Tuesday then the doll club better be ready to meet Annabelle

We have to pray there is a Lana Boards member at whatever coffee shop in Reno she shows up to today. 

Personally I think the album’s coming very soon and we’ll get some type of announcement within the next 2 weeks 

alright.. i'm bored. lana pls just post something. i'll take a random picture of a beach, just anything we can decipher for a few days. 

I have a wild theory:
I was in my daily Blue Banisters listen (cause I adore it and I'm still not over it) and every time I finish Arcadia I think about how iconic and weird is to follow up that song with The Trio Interlude... but this time I had a revelation. 
What if that was a sign for the things that are coming? Arcadia is the epitome of BB, a reflective piano ballad with tinges of anger and responses to criticism but The Trio is a sample from a soundtrack with added trap beats, something totally unrelated and kinda made just for fun... so I think it was her way of saying "I've talked my shit, now it's time to get wild" 
 
It then goes into BBS which also has a sample at the start and similar themes of anger and criticism but this time in a more experimental and chaotic way... just what I expect from LDR9 
 
And yeah maybe The Trio was just a way to tie together Arcadia and BBS but that theory is not that fun so let's ignore it 

The gorls searching for random LA suburbs on Google Maps and making fake albums 

sometimes i forget she knows how to serve 

this girl is drinking coffee in nevada there's no way she has plans to announce something 

this girl is drinking coffee in nevada there's no way she has plans to announce something 

this girl is drinking coffee in nevada there's no way she has plans to announce something 

this girl is drinking coffee in nevada there's no way she has plans to announce something 

this girl is drinking coffee in nevada there's no way she has plans to announce something 

this girl is drinking coffee in nevada there's no way she has plans to announce something 

this girl is drinking coffee in nevada there's no way she has plans to announce something 

A reminder she announced HBTB on a sunday and posted a HBTB still before she deactivated her social media. So what I mean with that is that we getting an announcement today,  it's the only logical conclusion my last three remaining delulu driven brain cells can come up with 

I could literally submit scat to Deuxmoi and they would post it, like....
 
They're not gonna delay an album over stuff potentially leaking, more likely they'll rush the release if that were the case. Pls it's so coming out in Decemeber, her little Sagittarius baby

our minds 

this is our burning of the library of alexandria