Blossom

Just by featuring Judah Smith on her album, Lana has probably already scored some brownie points with the celebs who regularly visit Churchome. This could be important later in the promo, as Justin Bieber and the like will surely post Instagram stories about it.

Just read everything.
 
Now THIS is her revenge album. I’m tearing up.

why y’all yapping already  no one will leak her album, everytime her album does leak it’s because her team/the music stores are dumbasses and put them on sale too early. Nfr, Bb, Cocc all leaked bc of that, not because an insider leaked them 

ok i complied all the post with tea, which means Kitsugi's posts + other members post with the tea i missed earlier lol
enjoy
 

Why does anyone even think this title is real? It's obviously not 

why are we believing an account that has never shown inside knowledge or proved they have of Lana.. 
 
god were desperate 

she's uncancellable at this point if QftC didnt do it
 
also the BLM line on Text Book made zero noise
 
she's never going away, i fear she's too powerful 

if that title is real twitter is going to drag her to hell and back and it will be the third 9/11 for lana fans but idc it’s legendary and worth it 

no no no no no no no no please be fake, id take no album over this 
 
what are your sources, where did u learn this 

if this is real- please don’t be…

When the sample is her singing "if you wanna get high with me, im in the back doing crack, drinking p-p-pesi" 

well ig this thread is back to being dead for the next 2 weeks

the way i’m requesting off work for march 10th 

"The record is quite wild and adventurous sonically, definitely unexpected. It's like a rollercoaster at some point, she's swinging between dark & berserk and vulnerable & fragile. And there's even more to that." This is what king  Kintsugi said which made me think of what BOZ said "I can't wait to talk about the masterpiece of an album I just listened to" he also used the word WILD to describe the album in another tweet. This album definitely sounds too promising. 

Oh fun!
 
God Please Save Our Troops - Oh, My Fucking Whore! He Did Save Frank
Great, Peter Said Our Tits Or My Fucking Whore Hole Did Something... FUCK!
Good People Save Our Thoughts On My Friends Who Had Dick Sometime Friday
 
Idk the more I keep going, the worse it gets

i just came...

We went from Depression to expression!!!! 
 
Our new insider is the best insider ever. I want a new thread for him where he can tell us how great he is. And we make so much compliments that he has to give us new Informations.

When he wakes up and says it’s all fake 

cant wait for boz to wake up and see the disaster

it's PRISON TIME

Omg this news is insane. The piano samples sound gorgeous and dynamic, so I’m really excited for them, but I’m also glad to hear about some sonic variety (and “dark and beserk”!!!). The fan favourite sample is interesting…I’m inclined to think it’s something from Honeymoon since she referenced it a few times last year, but when I think “fan favourite”, I think God Coast.

don't disrespect miss cassette girl she was doing her best !!

Me bopping to Burn Me Where You Belong on March 10th

I’m hoping it’s just like light shade to generic pop girlies in general and not another Kanye name drop type especially since mentioning dua would be SO random as she’s pretty universally liked
 
also the critics would have a field day at her tearing down another woman 

Boz must be livid at the Dua shade…seeing as he worships the ground she walks on