lilac heaven

Why do people hate For Free so much? it's such a calm and soothing song.. My go-to song whenever I feel uneasy

Welcome to LANALYSIS, where we get real unhealthy in our obsessions and absolutely revel in it.

This is a project I've been maintaining for a while now--Lana + Analysis...get it? The basic purpose is to relate every one of her songs (that's right, every last one of them) to her known and assumed relationships. Not a stone is left unturned. Privacy is violated. The fans rejoice. Mind you, it’s all pure speculation, but ~this is what makes us stans~

It’s pretty long but an interesting read, if I do say so myself. I hope you enjoy it in all it’s updated glory, and I will continue to update as new information is revealed and new songs come out. I will also be adding pictures, sources, etc. Stay tuned!

Let’s get started!



EARLY RELATIONSHIPS (1985 - ~2005)



LOCAL ROCKSTARS (~2005 - 2009)



YOU MADE ME NICE FOR A WHILE (2009 - 2011)



POST-BREAKTHROUGH (2011+)



IN THE LAND OF DISCREPANCIES



ADVANCED LANALYSIS



IN SUMMARY..

Lingering questions…
- Who the fuck is K?
- Who the fuck is Ray?
- Who the fuck is Bill? Is Bill really K? Does Bill matter at all?
- What significance do cars play? She mentions eight in total (white Corvette, white Pontiac, blue Chevy Nova/Chevrolet, Cadillac convertible, Mercedes, pickup truck, Lamborghini, Bugatti Veyron)
- When was she/who was she with in New York City and New Jersey? Ditto LA? Most mysterious and pressing, her time in the South?
- Did she have a fling with Bradley Soileau?
- Did Chris C. matter enough to her for her to write songs about him?

Assumptions Made:
- Lana was a gogo dancer.
- K is a drug dealer/murderer, dead or on death row.
- Jimmy is her ex-fiancé, addicted to cocaine despite a Wikipedia page stressing how healthy he is, associated with Chevrolets.
- Much of Sirens is about completely different relationships.
- She fucked Bradley.
- Mike controlled her career but their relationship wasn’t associated with anything fucked up like drugs or stripping.


Thanks for reading! I crave both your feedback and theories! This remains a forum collaboration and I don't claim to have the final say on Lanalytical manners.

For the sake of believability, I'm always hunting receipts, and currently:
- The interview where she refers to "Yayo" as the prequel to "Video Games"
- The interview where she describes "Video Games" as dealing with mutual sobriety in a relationship--her and her partner both staying clean.
- The interview where she talks about meeting her boyfriend in rehab and being dazzled by his small-scale celebrity.

this isn't really a song but the Blue Jeans SNL 2012 performance isn't even that bad and people act like its the worst this ever...
 
for songs I would say For Free - LDR (I love it and its the most overhated song ever) and Coachella WOMM 

marie antoinette for suree i got so mad it ended in a cliffhanger but it was good so
 
marie antoinette vs little women 💖

What are great songs that you KNOW are overhated?
 
For me, it’s Lolita and Summer Bummer.

Buddy’s Rendezvous is perfection..... I know not everyone gets excited about Take Me Home, Country Roads. It's simple, but amazing to me and calms my nerves like nothing else.

looking for america representative here 
such a beautifully sad song 

buddy's rendezvous getting the votes as it should, but i also really love blue skies, stargirl, watercolor eyes, once upon a dream, and suburban house. least favs are prob snow on the beach, season of the witch, and summertime (gershwin).

I know not every one of her features is here, this is just for fun x

puberty 2 - mitski

im actually so glad her guest Friday wasn't Taylor Swift

I know not every one of her features is here, this is just for fun x

im actually so glad her guest Friday wasn't Taylor Swift

im actually so glad her guest Friday wasn't Taylor Swift

im actually so glad her guest Friday wasn't Taylor Swift

This was Lana at her best - yes she was a little nervous in the beginning - but the middle and end have vocals that show both how much she has matured and that she still has it.

Not when Taylor just dropped a 30 track album, and Billie and Dua are about to drop singles and albums this month.
 
Imo, Lana should wait till the end of May to drop the first single. That's 3 months before the album. So she can do one single per month before the release date to promote it actively.

i am new to vinyl/ cd collecting but i LOVE it!! something about having a hard copy of my favorite music is so comforting and it’s so much fun when they come with little posters and things.
i ordered the sag yes tk heaven/ black beauty picture disk like a month ago and it still isn’t here but i’m so excited for it 

i am new to vinyl/ cd collecting but i LOVE it!! something about having a hard copy of my favorite music is so comforting and it’s so much fun when they come with little posters and things.
i ordered the sag yes tk heaven/ black beauty picture disk like a month ago and it still isn’t here but i’m so excited for it 

i am new to vinyl/ cd collecting but i LOVE it!! something about having a hard copy of my favorite music is so comforting and it’s so much fun when they come with little posters and things.
i ordered the sag yes tk heaven/ black beauty picture disk like a month ago and it still isn’t here but i’m so excited for it 

reposting 
as fruits but i made some changes
 
BTD - currants

Paradise -  watermelon

Ultraviolence - blackberry

Honeymoon -  pomegranate

L4L - cherries

NFR -  limes

COTCC -  pear

BB - melon

Ocean Blvd - grapes

ok i love this

honestly same like ob isn’t even a year old a we’ve had a few new singles since then like i’m fine