Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[lets ride 799]

no

 

so anyways, the album dropping right before the summer ending feels so perfect like it really feels like the perfect soundtrack for the transition from summer to autumn

 

 

this is exactly how i felt about venice bitch

 

honestly, the wait hasn't been bad at all and i'm glad venice bitch (and mariners, but come on) got to have the spotlight for a year. she knew what she gave us 

 

and now NFR is about to do it too 

[American Whore 51,326]

Can you speak into existence the release of Yosemite and the old version of How to Disappear?

You mean the basic piano demo? We pretty much already got a version of it with the Apple event

[baddisease 17,936]

anyways, leaks are unpreventable. nobody should complain about leaks anymore because it's inevitable. i'm sure Lana herself even knows it!

 

the sticky fingered gays will never be tired of giving a quick bj to the acne infested, minimum wage, target employee just so they can post a picture/snippet of them listening to the album because they can't wait 24 hours and so they can feel exclusive.

I'd give a bj to the acne infested minimum wage Target employee to get to feel exclusive too tbh

[NamiraWilhelm 5,043]

Got my self made 'deluxe' ready with Hey Blue Baby, looking for america, stupid for being so happy, just need the first part of the album :3

[fathercreep 425]

damn, i need more visuals

[GeminiLanaFan 49,031]

Come on, guys!

We waited that long, we can hold on a little longer, especially since she released two non-NFR songs last week and they are fucking great. I want her to get all the coins she deserves. (I’m gonna get so much slander for this post lol)

[elanodelrey 530]

As long as she gives us the double holy single “fuk it I love u and the greatest” soon it’s all okay. I can wait till 31 :3

[ThisIsRusko 1,521]

can u share audio, please?

 

Got my self made 'deluxe' ready with Hey Blue Baby, looking for america, stupid for being so happy, just need the first part of the album :3

 

did i miss leaks?

[Beautiful Loser 48,821]

did i miss leaks?

I think they're talking about the live performances

[ChaoticLipster 24,618]

omg can’t wait for the x rated live versions

Ooooh be my once in a lifetime

Squirting on your chest

In my party dress

I’m a fucking mess but I-

Fuck me fuck me fuck me honey

Be the first who ever did

Joe FUCKED me down at the training yard...

I screamed

 

Happiness is a big dick

[SweetHenny 14,579]

In your hole

In your hole

In your asshole

I'm your semen

We go fast we go so fast there's no womb

 

[Make me your Dream Life 87,804]

In your hole

In your hole

In your asshole

I'm your semen

We go fast we go so fast there's no womb

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Pat, I'd like to solve the puzzle, what is, be my c*mshot of a lifetime??

[Chiunzhan 1,475]

So, 18 days until it leak?

[ChaoticLipster 24,618]

So, 18 days until it leak?

Give it 10 days I’m sure it’s going to leak a week or more earlier.

[LanaFlowers 8,752]

You want a hot body?

You want a Bugatti?

You want NFR to leak?

You gotta WORK BITCHH

[necessary sacrifice 8,865]

After all the effort Lana put in to keep the album under lock and key for the year, I really hope the album doesn’t leak. Imagine making sure your album is safe for the first time ever and it still getting out. I can’t imagine the toll it takes on Lana with each album cycle knowing your fans don’t even respect you enough to let you have a proper album release on your own terms. I’m actually really proud of her for being able to avoid leaks this round and imagine how happy she’d be if this time it really doesn’t leak. I just can’t imagine wanting to ruin someone’s hard work like that, even out of impatience or spite or anything. I just really hope she’s able to have a regular album cycle without leaks this one time.

[UltraviolentJack 2,811]

Even if it does leak people really shouldn't feel bad about listening if they're going to buy it anyways (especially multiple versions). Leaks of any popular artist are not preventable - pretty much every album leaks a day to a week and in other cases much earlier than the release date. I'm sure Lana and her team are expecting an Aug 20-29 leak at some point and aren't too worried about it. The fact the physical copies are backstocked in thousands upon thousands of stores means at least one is going to accidentally (or not) put it out early. Does anyone remember how/why LFL leaked? 

After all the effort Lana put in to keep the album under lock and key for the year, I really hope the album doesn’t leak. Imagine making sure your album is safe for the first time ever and it still getting out. I can’t imagine the toll it takes on Lana with each album cycle knowing your fans don’t even respect you enough to let you have a proper album release on your own terms. I’m actually really proud of her for being able to avoid leaks this round and imagine how happy she’d be if this time it really doesn’t leak. I just can’t imagine wanting to ruin someone’s hard work like that, even out of impatience or spite or anything. I just really hope she’s able to have a regular album cycle without leaks this one time.

 I doubt she is this dramatic about it. 

[Ryusei 5,071]

U little fuckers the sequel is coming

[Beautiful Loser 48,821]

In your hole

In your hole

In your asshole

I'm your semen

We go fast we go so fast there's no womb

 

[Hannus 1,618]

After all the effort Lana put in to keep the album under lock and key for the year, I really hope the album doesn’t leak. Imagine making sure your album is safe for the first time ever and it still getting out. I can’t imagine the toll it takes on Lana with each album cycle knowing your fans don’t even respect you enough to let you have a proper album release on your own terms. I’m actually really proud of her for being able to avoid leaks this round and imagine how happy she’d be if this time it really doesn’t leak. I just can’t imagine wanting to ruin someone’s hard work like that, even out of impatience or spite or anything. I just really hope she’s able to have a regular album cycle without leaks this one time.

same... if we managed to survive these past 10 months we can wait 18 more days. it would be so nice if we had a perfect release this time, exactly the way she wanted it. even if it DOES leak i hope it will be only a few days before the actual release so it won't be that tempting for me to listen to the leaked version.