TEMPORARY Chemtrails Over the Country Club - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 19th, 2021

[littleredpartydress 50,006]

1 minute ago, RormanNockwell said:

Clearly it isn't coming until October at the earliest because Ben said "buy the book first"

 

And I told HIM I'm not buyin' nothin' 'til he gives us a date because NORMAL people have budgets

 

Promoting excessive spending during a pandemic and economic crisis

 

Ben is truly awful!

[therealmikedealer 4,286]

they say only the good drop soon

but that just ain't us

cuz we're having too much fun 

too much fun tonight 

and delaying cocc 

(delaying cocc) 

keeps us alive 

 

my Tulsa cop's back 

and he's worse than ever 

might send him to jail

chemtrails in the sky forever 

 

take off, take off

take off even your mask 

[urgirl 5,752]

6 minutes ago, stan wayamaya said:

guys don't joke about september 5th, we could accidentally manifest september 5th 2021

 

Cuz the manifesting has been so successful so far 

[past the bushes 30,940]

4 minutes ago, stan wayamaya said:

guys don't joke about september 5th, we could accidentally manifest september 5th 2021

 

She said September 5th in the typewriter post, then 2029 in the video...u might be onto something 

[Rorman Nockwell 57,695]

1 minute ago, littleredpartydress said:

Promoting excessive spending during a pandemic and economic crisis

 

Ben is truly awful!

Yes I sure showed HIM 

 

I shall keep my $24 AUD as ransom until he tells us the COCC date. Him and his "soon" nonsense

[Terrence Loves Me 73,212]

Us on May 21st when lana announced Chemtrails in her letter

 

[Rorman Nockwell 57,695]

Fkn Ben

 

I know he reads here so I want to take this opportunity to declare that Ed is the better manager

 

BYE Ben

[Lustformoney 41,611]

As shitty as it sounds i hope she wont release any books/audiobooks after Behind the iron gates. It just complicates everything and takes her attention away from music. Lets be honest theres like 5% of people in this fandom that listen to Violets regularly

[realclosetojesus 1,383]

Am I the only one who finds the name Chemtrails Over the Country Club to be so weak?

 

I remember how it felt to hear the album titles for the first time like Ultraviolence, Honeymoon like SO SIMPLE BUT SO ICONIC OMG, even Norman Fucking Rockwell. Lust for Life sounded less appealing (and so did the album itself lol) but it still has something to it.

 

"Chemtrails Over the Country Club" got me like "okay, make me care". Don't kill me lol just wondering if anyone didn't love it too.

[Rorman Nockwell 57,695]

3 minutes ago, Lustformoney said:

As shitty as it sounds i hope she wont release any books/audiobooks after Behind the iron gates. It just complicates everything and takes her attention away from music. Lets be honest theres like 5% of people in this fandom that listen to Violets regularly

Tea, obviously it's good that some people are interested in her poetry but most people are here for the music let's be honest  

[Lustformoney 41,611]

miss the times when she wanted to just hand bind few books, drop them off in LA shop and just move on.......

[TrashMagiq 60,215]

What color do y'all think the vinyl's gonna be haha

[Flowerbomb 65,602]

[Lentilus 25,749]

6 minutes ago, TrashMagiq said:

the way osama bin laden caused LMLYLAW to be pushed back i hope he's burning in hell rn this is so sick & twisted

Not gonna lie, what you say is pretty f***ed up. Many people died today some years ago in the US. Families of the dead are truly sorry you didnt get a song released today. 

[KingJay 3,018]

10 minutes ago, HeartbreakHotel said:

Am I the only one who finds the name Chemtrails Over the Country Club to be so weak?

 

I remember how it felt to hear the album titles for the first time like Ultraviolence, Honeymoon like SO SIMPLE BUT SO ICONIC OMG, even Norman Fucking Rockwell. Lust for Life sounded less appealing (and so did the album itself lol) but it still has something to it.

 

"Chemtrails Over the Country Club" got me like "okay, make me care". Don't kill me lol just wondering if anyone didn't love it too.

I remember everyone hated the title of NFR so idk.

[TrashMagiq 60,215]

Just now, Lentilus said:

Not gonna lie, what you say is pretty f***ed up. Many people died today in the US. Families of the dead are truly sorry you didnt get a song released today. 

 

idk what ur talking about i never said that

[Dominikx4 25,617]

sportcruiser is the lead single and will be rereleased on cocc and sent to AAA radio

[ChaoticLipster 25,179]

28 minutes ago, Lustformoney said:

As shitty as it sounds i hope she wont release any books/audiobooks after Behind the iron gates. It just complicates everything and takes her attention away from music. Lets be honest theres like 5% of people in this fandom that listen to Violets regularly

Then we need to stop buying it so she get’s the message! 

[gasstationkween 5,904]

What happened today I was at school then work so I didn’t get a chance 

[IanadeIrey 62,162]

Question for the Chemtrails Over the Country Club Pre-Release Thread:

 

Now that #TeamCocctober has had number ones with posts about being intelligent, being correct in their evaluations, etc  - can we please go back to writing posts about being excited , feeling hopeful by waiting for this record even if the rollout is not perfect, or spending too much money on magazines and poetry books - or whatever we want - without being crucified or saying that we’re being delusional??????

 

I’m fed up with LanaBoards members and supporters saying that we’re delusional when in reality we’re just positive people writing about our hopes for Lana Del Rey’s upcoming record of what we are all now seeing as very prevalent emotionally-introspective speculations all over the forum. 
With all of the theories people are conceptualizing on this thread I just want to say that over the last 5 months I think it’s pathetic that our minor speculative exploration detailing our sometimes incorrect evaluations has often made people say that we’re delusional and setting the forum back months.

Let this be clear, we’re not not realistic - but there has to be a place on LanaBoards for people who look and act like us - the kind of people who have hope and optimism regarding the music and artistry - the kind of people who are slated mercilessly for being their authentic, imaginative selves, the kind of people who get their own stories and theories taken away from them by self-identifying superior members or by members who hate extreme speculation. 
 

We’ve been honest and optimistic about the challenging waiting periods we’ve had. 
News flash! ? That’s just how it is for many people. And that was sadly our experience up until the point that Lana Del Rey’s records were made. So I just want to say that’s it’s been a long 5 months of bullshit replies up until recently and we’ve learned a lot from them but we also feel it really paved the way for other people to stop “raining on other people’s parade” and to just be able to write whatever the hell they wanted to say on their forum - unlike our experience where if we even expressed a note of thought in the first 5 months of waiting we were deemed literally delusional as though it was literally 2019. 
Anyways none of this has anything to do about much but we’ll be detailing some of our theories in the next two pre-release threads on LanaBoards (mostly this one). Yes, we’re still conceptualizing album covers and vinyl concepts with our choice of visuals, which we’re very happy about. And I’m sure there will be tinges of what we’re pondering in the Chemtrails Over the Country Club post-release thread that comes out October 30th. 
 

Thanks for reading

Happy quarantining