Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

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LADIES!! Forget everything you know about red, white, blue and black, this time we're going PINK! 

 

That's right! The days of lolitas and sugar daddies are gone and we're ready to enter sugar mama school with Lana Del Rey's new album, Rock Candy Sweet! 

 

2006 is back, but not even Lizzy Grant could predict that  The new album including the smash hits "Catechize Me" and "Sensuality", featuring collaborations with Pharrell Williams, Jordin Sparks, Nelly Furtado and, of course, Dolly Parton, for that little southern taste 

 

 

Get that sugar raw and your wallets ready for pink swirled vinyls and cotton candy scented candles, available at ldrcandyshop.com on June 1st 

[prettywhenimhigh 49,329]

is she gonna bring lizzy back on this because the title sounds so lizzy 

[Marius 12,802]

2 minutes ago, OverYourHead said:

Yahhhs Lana x Chupa Chups collab come through, move over Lady Gaga Oreos

i fucking choked up 

[hashtagtylerh 3,934]

1 minute ago, HydroponicWeeds said:

ummm does Elle know about this? WHOS GONNA TELL HER

When Elle thought she could take some time off after Chemtrails released and not have to deal with pre-release gates ???

[honeybadger 40,620]

she created dealer, realized it was too much for chemtrails, and funneled it into RCS instead  a screamer album

[Beautiful Loser 48,821]

@Honeysuckle Pink panther pink, please.

[godsmonster 14,221]

that tweet was fake

[Flowerbomb 65,593]

Colours I'm getting for this era:

 

Hot pink / metallic blue / silvery lilac / black

[#vapeinfluencer 4,747]

girl fucking loved her profile picture on facebook and decided to make it an album cover  love this energy 

[ANGELINA JOLIE 273]

2 minutes ago, godsmonster said:

the fact she already delayed it

oh my god I cant do this September thing AGAIN. LANA PLEASE

[uvbabe 4,730]

6 minutes ago, annedelrey said:

I have to say that Rock Candy Sweet is the less LDR title, buuut im here for It 

 

To me it sounds so cotton candy, heart-shaped sunglasses, coca-cola Lizzy Grant circa 2008 

[Fart Deco 12,714]

Where my photoshop girlz with da fake RCS album covers at? 

[longtimeman 8,918]

Are there any other veterans of the board here who were here when Chemtrails Over The Country Club was released?

[wild caged animal 19,763]

[Deadly Nightshade 12,849]

44 minutes ago, lamms said:

If we want her to deep dive into her Reputation era, she needs to work with grittier producers, like Josh Homme, Rich Costey and Daddy Auerbach

46 minutes ago, Lustformoney said:

Manifesting a dan auerbach x daddy rick magnum opus

This 

[honeybadger 40,620]

the way i was going to take a shower and do a writing assignment but now i'm deeply invested in RCS instead 

[NikoGo 60,799]

9 minutes ago, Contemplating God said:

now that November tweet where she said she was working on two albums makes sense

 

I think it will come this year, but not in June. I say sometime between October and November.

Scorpio season for her Scorpio album 

[hippo 569]

she delayed the album mere minutes after announcing it first. relatable queen, god i love her 

[CyberCherry 2,039]

47 minutes ago, CyberCherry said:

I just want a diss track dedicated to the media, justice for Lana, Britney, Diana, and so many others 

Wait HOLD UP. In her IG video reading out a poem from Behind the Iron Gates she mentioned Diana. This is the album where she drags the media I just know it

[Vanilla Icy 29,602]

10 minutes ago, BoardingSchool said:

I am 99% genuinely terrified that she is going to end up dead or institutionalized from overwork and the stress of reacting to mean things said about her on the internet. 

I am 1% selfishly thrilled because COCC era, while lovely, seemed to be about finding a nice guy and settling down in suburbia, whereas I love edgy, chaotic Lana. 

 

And I am picturing WTF a tracklist of revenge about claims her "career is built on cultural appropriation and glamorizing domestic abuse" would be:

 

1. "I Hate You, Patty"

2. "I Hate The Media"

3. "He Hit Me And I Fucking Loved It, Fuck You"

4. "Dealer"

 

...with a picture of her in a Native American headdress for the cover.

god no, i hope she's smart enough to not fight her cultural appropriation claims by actually appropriating