Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[Make me your Dream Life 87,459]

no more lies  no more 

[prettywhenimhigh 49,294]

LOL @ today

but wbk 

 

I hope we'll get at least BTIG this year 

 

Spoiler

 

[venicebitx 6,018]

She is waiting for BTD to hit 400 weeks on billboard to announce the album… manifesting

[MrFameKills 11,092]

Ben confirming once again that he's a complete fucking moron

[PatentLeatherDoOver 25,780]

10 minutes ago, plastiscguy said:

 

I would LIVE for Lana to go jazz-y again. And I can totally see this being the case! With Textbook and Thunder having those gospel singers in the background vocals... The SERVE that it's CUMMING!

I’ve been wanting Lana to revisit jazz for so long. If Textbook & Blue Banisters (and potentially Thunder/Summertime) are any indication of where the album is headed, I could totally see the record being a blend of Honeymoon and Chemtrails (the records). 
 

Production-wise, I feel like it’ll be a cross between DLMBM, Heroin, and White Dress…and maybe this is a stretch, but the lyrics remind me a lot of Heroin, White Dress, Change, and HIADT—really confessional and just vulnerable in general

[FallingCherry 7,731]

2 hours ago, lanasbottom said:

jack isnt on the album at all. it’s either zach/gave produced or made by someone else/new.

How do we know Jack isn’t on the album at all? Did BOZ say anything about it? I’m sorry I probably miss a lot of things, I haven’t kept track of everything lately

[Frangipani 11,611]

1 minute ago, FallingCherry said:

How do we know Jack isn’t on the album at all? Did BOZ say anything about it? I’m sorry I probably miss a lot of things, I haven’t kept track of everything lately

Boz said jack's work is completely scrapped from the album

[wildflowerwildfire 6,682]

when you love and hate lana at the same time, why she playing her fans like this?

[lanasbottom 23,694]

7 minutes ago, FallingCherry said:

How do we know Jack isn’t on the album at all? Did BOZ say anything about it? I’m sorry I probably miss a lot of things, I haven’t kept track of everything lately

don’t worry !! yes boz said apparently the jack songs are scrapped and that he didn’t wanna say which producer did the rest of the tracks in fear of us harassing them for info (well did he lie? ). and mike only has one song according to boz but one out of several more according to mike himself (who’s lying??). So my guess is at least one or more producers besides gabe and zach will produce. we already know those two are on the album so there’s no need to keep their names hidden which leads me to think there’s a new producer which is exciting (and very confusing) 

[Honeyyoung 17,090]

4 minutes ago, lanasbottom said:

don’t worry !! yes boz said apparently the jack songs are scrapped and that he didn’t wanna say which producer did the rest of the tracks in fear of us harassing them for info (well did he lie? ). and mike only has one song according to boz but one out of several more according to mike himself (who’s lying??). So my guess is at least one or more producers besides gabe and zach will produce. we already know those two are on the album so there’s no need to keep their names hidden which leads me to think there’s a new producer which is exciting (and very confusing) 

i think what mike means is that lana is in the process of removing/adding tracks in the album, so he still doesn't know if she's gonna add songs that they've made in the record

[lanasbottom 23,694]

9 minutes ago, Honeyyoung said:

i think what mike means is that lana is in the process of removing/adding tracks in the album, so he still doesn't know if she's gonna add songs that they've made in the record

idk if he’s just trolling or not remember him saying they didn’t finish anything and ww came out a week later….idk he seems like a liar just like lana 

[alittleparty 2,282]

1 hour ago, lizzyschemtrails said:

“Pls leave her in peace to finish her beautiful album. There is an album coming.......❤️“

Ben’s reply to someone in his Instagram comments.

Imagine this in the voice of a passive-aggressive comment directed at Lana.... 

 

 "Pls leave her in peace to FINISH her beautiful album. There IS an album coming......."

 

Like he's sweating bullets trying to make that July 4 surprise digital happen and she's lagging, so he's subtly schooling, begging, and imploding with the tweet 

 

 

[The Greatest 8,803]

https://twitter.com/rockcandyh/status/1409938961066233862?s=21
Did we talk about this? I assumed fake as hell but mike liked it???

[cherri 2,182]

So no album announcement, BOZ saying it’s not coming any time next week and Ben confirming that the album isn’t even finished yet all on the last day of pride month?? Homophobia. 

[hashtagtylerh 3,934]

BOZ: album prob. not coming next week

Ben: leave Lana alone she's working

Mike Dean: only 1 song so far

Lana: silence & always lying about dates

LB: meltdowns & fighting

 

Me: 5 DAYS, SO EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!  Lana is finally doing the surprise release she wanted

[Venice Peach 54,289]

15 minutes ago, The Greatest said:

https://twitter.com/rockcandyh/status/1409938961066233862?s=21
Did we talk about this? I assumed fake as hell but mike liked it???

The link didn't work. Is this tweet right? I'm sure Mike's high as fuck laughing his ass off right now cause this sounds like someone trying to recreate Cinnamon Girl's outro from memory or something . 

 

[YourGirl666 13,231]

So... what happened today?

[The Greatest 8,803]

3 minutes ago, Venice Peach said:

The link didn't work. Is this tweet right? I'm sure Mike's high as fuck laughing his ass off right now cause this sounds like someone trying to recreate Cinnamon Girl's outro from memory or something . 

 

Yes!!! It sounds fake and terrible so he’s probably making fun of it. That man really is a lurker 

[BluebirdXO 7,679]

I hate the fans that are defending Lana on Ed's page. That's why she and her team keep on doing this

 

[Furor Poeticus 16,246]

45 minutes ago, The Greatest said:

https://twitter.com/rockcandyh/status/1409938961066233862?s=21
Did we talk about this? I assumed fake as hell but mike liked it???

It's literally Quicksand by Björk 

Don't you dare fucking slander that song