If Lana became huge...

[Mer 62,532]

“Could she be big like Lady Gaga”  if only these 2012-ers knew where LDR and LG would be in 9 years  

Glad LDR has been able to maintain a steady and stable (and acclaimed) career for almost a decade. This is so rare and such a blessing. 

[Hundred Dollar Bill 21,809]

I’m screaming I cannot even believe this thread right now

 

the way somebody liked my lil sarcastic post about her “getting big” from like 9 years ago way to make me feel OLD thanks….. 

[That Venice Bitch 28,508]

help now what the fuckkkk is this 

[Cherry Blossom 21,667]

On 11/16/2012 at 11:48 PM, Arzi said:

Watch the new album statement be another lie

some things never change

[Vanilla Icy 29,602]

it’s so funny to see how gaga was the pinnacle of stardom back then 

[AngelHeadedHipster 2,840]

Did yall see her cheap imitation of Shakira when she sang *Blue Jeans* on SNL? Like ewww what was that pathetic lame ass wannabe Shakira rendition of that dumb ass song about buying *Blue Jeans and White Shirts* Ughhhhh

Such dumb lyrics. If you're planning to imitate Shakira atleast write intelligent lyrics like her. I don't see a future for her in this industry if she continues imitating Shakira.

Shakira Issa legend Periodt 

This wannabe pouty industry pawn can never reach Shakira's level of stardom.

 

 

 

While she's in anxious anticipation

I really hope you have a horrible vacation

And so you think of me when you arrive

Hope the French fleas eat you both alive

And your room smells

And the toilet doesn't flush

And the locals treat you mean

And the service takes too long

 

 

Can this Lanadelchick ever write intelligent lyrics about Real life issues like the lyrics above?? I don't think so. 

 

 

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On 11/16/2012 at 6:48 PM, Arzi said:

Watch the new album statement be another lie

 

This aged well

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On 11/17/2012 at 1:28 AM, evilentity said:

umm

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Omg just heard the coolest artist ever. Super underground you def haven’t heard of her. Her name is Lana Del Rey and she’s from arkansas nevada alabama mississippi kansas New York. She’s very vintage and Americana. Go listen to her before she blows up too much

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reading this was an experience omg 

 

3 hours ago, Lindsay Lohan said:

 

This aged well

 

I literally screamed when I read that

[Voignamir 4,286]

she huge

[SlowGinFizzzz 15,354]

Who is Lady Gaga?

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2 minutes ago, SlowGinFizzzz said:

Who is Lady Gaga?

Kylies step sister, lol not muchnof a career

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wth is that thread

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in all seriousness it's so stupid & unfair that people thought she was a completely manufactured industry plant with no real talent because she had a stage name & lip fillers  

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On 7/12/2021 at 6:39 PM, Surf Noir said:

in all seriousness it's so stupid & unfair that people thought she was a completely manufactured industry plant with no real talent because she had a stage name & lip fillers  

Didn't her lips got bigger over time?

[Amadeus 11,334]

who is this notorious girl you're talking about

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On 7/11/2021 at 9:31 PM, Thunder said:

Omg I love listening to underground artists, have you heard of Lana Del Rey?

Lana del rey? Heilamonster!

May Jailer is where the good stuff is ?

[The Siren 30,526]

On 7/12/2021 at 4:48 AM, Vanilla Icy said:

it’s so funny to see how gaga was the pinnacle of stardom back then 

Now it's Taylor or Billie ?

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On 11/16/2012 at 10:58 PM, lola said:

i don't think she'll ever become huge. she peaked this year. those views and likes aren't from us citizens, they just don't like her as much as europeans do.