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5 minutes ago, Elle said:

"Last minutes of daylight" - Lana via honeymoon

 

pin up galore vibes

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On 9/20/2022 at 6:45 PM, prettywhenimhigh said:

 

liviinngggggg for the accessories

LDRX sad hoe anthem confirmed  

he just stared right into my deepest darkest desires. 

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Someone Shazam the song in her new Insta story… like it’s most likely just some random thing playing on the radio, but I need to know for sure that it’s not a snippet 

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Of course she's wishing someone a happy birthday instead of promoting her music 

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Sounds like a Salem song but I know it’s not 

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the song is “thelema” by someone named ofdream 

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On her story, wishing a happy birthday to her pastor Judah Smith of Churchome -

 

 

 

 

 

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She looks sooooo pretty 

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Not sure if it’s old but there’s a link for a private youtube video in her Insta bio?

 

edit… after some digging on Twitter I see now it’s old news lol 

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I hope she opens up her social media accounts for the next album. She's spent enough time in hiding. Luckily I've been following Honeymoon since 2015, but is she even accepting requests on there?

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bye i thought that was a snippet and I gasped 

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I can’t at another fucking birthday video…she’s doing this on purpose  

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I like to see her smile, even it's for the birthday of Tex and Mex's hairdresser! ^^

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Judah is a homophobe (who also thinks "living with your girlfriend" is a sin), so I hope he has a horrible birthday, quite frankly

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she is obsessed with birthday posts.... omg

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not her wishing her fucking pastor a happy birthday

 

organized religion is so wild

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2 hours ago, Rorman Nockwell said:

Judah is a homophobe (who also thinks "living with your girlfriend" is a sin), so I hope he has a horrible birthday, quite frankly

I also found this: 

 

Spoiler

 

Regarding his 2005 comments on abortion, (where he preached against it) Judah says (through his publicist), ‘We have grown significantly in the past 15 years. I wouldn’t agree with my approach when I was a young pastor on many issues and understand that no life decision is easy. We hope to be a loving home for humanity, no matter what someone has experienced.’

When I ask Chelsea what she would say to a member of her congregation considering an abortion, she is quick to clarify that, unlike a priest, a pastor—at least at Churchome—isn’t meant to provide counsel. ‘We know what we’re good at, which is the Bible and Jesus and telling His story. And we know what we’re not good at. There are amazing trained professional psychologists and counselors [for that].’

That’s why, on the Churchome Global app, the Smiths titled a section of videos ‘Question and Response’ rather than ‘Question and Answer.’

Throughout the two days we spend together, Chelsea has few answers for me. So I call her up a few weeks later to ask more questions: What is Churchome’s position on LGBTQ members, for example? ‘Every individual is entitled to their own persuasion, and it’s not our job to persuade. It’s just our job to proclaim. They feel just as loved and welcome and a part of our community,’ Chelsea says.

Have Judah’s views on homosexuality changed since 2005? ‘We are a church who love and welcome people regardless of their beliefs or background,’ he says. Would Churchome be open to having a gay pastor? After a long pause, Chelsea says, ‘We are very much in the category of “We love everybody. God is for everybody. And God’s heart is for people.” So our hearts are for people, and that is where we land, absolutely.

 

 
It’s still a half-assed response in my opinion but I think it’s important to put it out here 

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2 minutes ago, venicebitch said:

I also found this: 

 

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Regarding his 2005 comments on abortion, (where he preached against it) Judah says (through his publicist), ‘We have grown significantly in the past 15 years. I wouldn’t agree with my approach when I was a young pastor on many issues and understand that no life decision is easy. We hope to be a loving home for humanity, no matter what someone has experienced.’

When I ask Chelsea what she would say to a member of her congregation considering an abortion, she is quick to clarify that, unlike a priest, a pastor—at least at Churchome—isn’t meant to provide counsel. ‘We know what we’re good at, which is the Bible and Jesus and telling His story. And we know what we’re not good at. There are amazing trained professional psychologists and counselors [for that].’

That’s why, on the Churchome Global app, the Smiths titled a section of videos ‘Question and Response’ rather than ‘Question and Answer.’

Throughout the two days we spend together, Chelsea has few answers for me. So I call her up a few weeks later to ask more questions: What is Churchome’s position on LGBTQ members, for example? ‘Every individual is entitled to their own persuasion, and it’s not our job to persuade. It’s just our job to proclaim. They feel just as loved and welcome and a part of our community,’ Chelsea says.

Have Judah’s views on homosexuality changed since 2005? ‘We are a church who love and welcome people regardless of their beliefs or background,’ he says. Would Churchome be open to having a gay pastor? After a long pause, Chelsea says, ‘We are very much in the category of “We love everybody. God is for everybody. And God’s heart is for people.” So our hearts are for people, and that is where we land, absolutely.

 

 
It’s still a half-assed response in my opinion but I think it’s important to put it out here 

I didn't see that, but he knows it's not acceptable to say what he said in 2005, in 2022, so he's giving a non answer. Still, it's (sort of) a positive that he knows it's not okay to say it now.

I think the thing that annoys me is the selectivity of these celebrity churches. He's quite happy to declare that living with your partner is a sin, but I'm sure as shit he wouldn't preach that to someone like Lana (who definitely has/does live with partners) because she has money.

Sorry to get all ranty; people who discriminate on the basis of religion really piss me off.

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i think establishments like churchome are useless and cringy, i don't get why lana goes but hey, as long as she's happy i guess. maybe i'm just against them because where i live we have nothing similar. whatever. anyway, she looks pretty

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54 minutes ago, venicebitch said:

"Every individual is entitled to their own persuasion,"

 

this answer is the MOST "we don't approve but we can't say that" answer of all time....clearly they subscribe to the "we love gays in SPITE of their gayness" doctrine which is homophobic trash. i know lana doesn't feel the same way but it still hurts a little that she'd associate with a church like this (there are SO MANY churches, esp in LA, that are actually progressive and even radical). that said...i've never looked to lana for political insights so whatevs, enjoy yr homophobic church girl!