Pink Champagne

I feel like this is going to EAT

Why and how do we know this 

please don’t tell me this rn. Please don’t tell me this 
 
 
 
please. guys are u winding me up

I feel like this is going to EAT

I feel like this is going to EAT

I feel like this is going to EAT

I feel like this is going to EAT

I feel like this is going to EAT

The way she managed to (1) praise a clairvoyant for "remotely" curing her laryngitis with the power of ~just vibes~, (2) clock the tea on her beef with her tour manager who quit because she got 10 motorbikes for free, (3) thank every other person on her team, and (4) casually drop a serve of a selfie, all in a single post, needs to be studied. This is why I will forever be a fan.

who cares stream off to the races

sometimes i wish i could erase born to die from my memory just so i could listen to it for the first time again so i say go listen to born to die! really cherish that experience bc listening to it for the first time is like losing your virginity 

BTD/NFR/Ocean will give the widest array of what she’s about.
 
I think Lust For Life is probably the best one album for a first timer only because we get pop, trap, alternative, slow, mid tempo, a real wide range of sounds that we get across her whole discography.

I unironically love her cover of it. 

ꫝꪖρρ꠸ꫀ᥅ ꪻꫝꪖꪀ ꫀꪜꫀ᥅ https://www.instagram.com/p/C52rM-SOBTs/
Ohhh she's really posting a lot tonight 
Candy Necklace pole dancing post now! https://www.instagram.com/p/C52r935uJt0/

Lana edited to thank Judah and his wife 

I can't with this caption Her thanking everyone is so sweet but the Pete drama and Tessa Di Pietro took me out lol. She really giving us all the tea
On a serious note her being sick on the day off the show and Pete quitting 37 days before explains alot and then the mic issues. She still delivered an iconic show  and you can tell she put alot of thought into it, her post made realized that the balcony is Kintsugi plss I almost teared up
Anyways I'm so proud of her and it's good too see that she is happy
Love that she wanted her hair to look like the desert, the color is so beautiful and she needs to keep it for the Lasso era, it could fit so well

omg she looks straight out of 2016 

just wanna say she’s super sweet and Kind to thank all of them, in such a public way, and in such special Detail… not just a generic thanks, but a intentional thankful and gratefulness. 
 not many artists would, and it is really really sweet 😭❤️ and i’m sure it means a lot to them to get that recognition, she’s shining the light on them and their hard work & i think it’s such a life lesson for us to do too in the small ways we can thank people  idk why it’s making me feel emotional it’s sweet 

“Thank you Tracey for changing my hair to the color of the desert like I wanted” so the hair is for Lasso  can’t wait to see the cover 

so fascinating to read about all the hard work that went into the show (despite the lacklustre setlist lol but ima blame this Pete guy for that! ) 
She is seriously so beautiful. I hope she keeps this hair color and whoever her stylist is because wowwwwww… she looks the best she has ever looked in her entire career.

She’s gonna spend all night editing this caption only to delete it all and just leave “thanks x” after the 7th edit huh

Lmfaoooo
 

Lmaooo the drama... Also Tessa di pietro lifting cough off her body what?? 

she really said fuck you pete and wanted us all to know

“Thank you guys. For fucking everything, Jack and John and Billie for showing up for me -and the band for just killing it and spending months in Sylmar in a 40° warehouse to the point but it was so cold that I caught laryngitis that literally left just a few hours before I hit the stage because Tessa DiPietro spent two hours lifting that cough remotely through her body intuitive skills just minutes before showtime, Wally Crowder for my bad as bikes. Every stunning dancer on stage, including my besties and Alex for her beautiful choreography. My stunning three singers who danced and sang their asses off in style and high matching boots. 
Emily for stepping up as tour manager when Pete quit for no reason after 15 years because he was butt hurt that I got 10 comped bikes for free from Wally and randomly decided he was more of a stage designer than a tour manager... Never got a phone call probably never will. Still grateful for the 15 years though. No worries – 37 days was more than enough time to put together an entire headlining set all by ourselves. Not stressful at all. Way to go Emily you fucking killed it with grace. Thank you to my managers Ben and Ed for making me laugh the entire way through everything for my whole freaking life even though none of it ever makes any sense. PS please send me an email If you decide to quit this year- 15 years is a long time for us too☺️😝
Molly Dixon❤️ for those dresses, dolce and Gabbana for literally wrapping silk around my body for hours until I became a perfect shimmering swimming pool Etienne and Anna for somehow making my eyes change color on stage with witchy brush strokes of subtle peach make up and light old Hollywood hair, and Tracey Cunningham for changing my hair to the color of the desert like I wanted. And of course, Paul for inviting us.
it was fun. I’ll see you again real soon.”