Rorman Nockwell

One year I got nommed for best and worst username

I nominate @bunoner for Worstest of the Worser than Worse He told me the other day that he hit this person’s car and yelled at them and said it was their fault even though it was his fault and then he gave them fake details for insurance purposes and drove through a puddle when leaving so that they would get typhus He does stuff like this all the time

I will honestly be shocked if they’re still together a year from now As I’ve said, I’m not wishing anything bad for them but I just think that at some point reality will bite She seems to jump from partner to partner at the smallest thing I don’t mean that as an insult but I guess when you’re rich and famous af you can do whatever you want At some point I think she’s gonna wake up in her swamp house and think that the algae is greener on the other side

Nominate and Vote 1 Rorman Nockwell for BEST PROFILE PICTURE: Shrimpy Shrimpy has endured the highs, the lows, and the in betweens. People regularly quote Shrimpy in their replies. Shrimpy is not the Question for the Culture, but the ANSWER for the Culture. Shrimpy was here BEFORE you, and will be here AFTER you. If you don't vote for Shrimpy, then you probably hate nice things like bunnies, hot chocolate and boxes of crayons. He is a cultural asset right down to the terrible crop which I have never bothered fixing. It's not Banksy, it's SHRIMPY. Not voting for Shrimpy is cruelty against animals. Shrimps are friends, NOT food. Show your support for the welfare and education of shrimp worldwide by voting. As an Australian, I will NOT throw another shrimp on the BBQ. But I might throw you on the BBQ if you don't vote for Shrimpy, so be careful. Or maybe I'll just mail you a giant spider or smthn Yours hopefully, Rorman Nockwell and Shrimpy

Thank you @shadesofblue I agree that everyone should vote for the rats The rats provided joy, social stability and economic certainty in what was a very tumultuous year

same wtf

she’s eating my cousins

There isn't a single person in Hollywood who is 100% sweet and innocent This is very difficult for the populace to accept because they don't like to think that their fave would ever do anything unscrupulous As a general rule of thumb, the more money you have, the more people you have stepped over Billionaires are especially unscrupulous; the very notion of being a billionaire when other people don't have enough to eat is fucked up

I’m no lawyer but I’m pretty sure calling someone a failure does not constitute slander or libel Slander/libel needs to be something that’s not just an opinion You can call someone an idiot or a failure and no one can prove that they are or aren’t, cos it’s an opinion only Are we sure the letter is from an actual lawyer and she didn’t just get her cat to write it

This book is funny af; highly recommended Apparently they are making a movie If you have ever worked in retail, you'll relate Would also make a good Christmas present for an Ikea fan cos it's based on an Ikea knock-off

Serial Killer or Cola The serve we deserve

No but I’ve heard a lot of Israelis themselves use this as a primary defence for this genocide ”They’re not like us” ”They don’t support LGBTQIA+ people. They would kill you/your friend/your brother/whoever” The dehumanisation is abhorrent It’s so much easier to kill people when you see them as less than human And the saddest thing is that Israel, more so than probably any other country, knows all too well the horrific consequences of this mentality

I wish she’d let fans design her merch It’s difficult cos you’d need to hear the album and know the tracklist ideally, but she could provide a mood board instead and ask fans to submit designs based on it, and whatever she thinks fits her vision best, gets made That’d be super fun for the fanbase as a whole cos even if people didn’t want to submit smthn they’d still have a mood board to obsess over and discuss I know she reads here so please sweet baby Jesus make it happen

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HAHAHA back when she was on IG (I don't think she still is?) I said exactly that ^ and she told me it'd be too weird because Lana is her friend and that it'd have to happen naturally, rather than it be forced or planned (which I understand). She was nice about it, but I did get the impression that she didn't like the word collab. The screenshot is probably on the IG thread somewhere