Catgirl

i have zero clue what this post means but I had to like it anyways 

I love Put Me In A Movie but I absolutely don't play it in public bc it's so weird. (I know what she means when she sings it but....still...)

It’s my fav Lana song so it’s not like I’ve stopped listening to it but this has always put a dampener on it ever since..
 
basically when I was 16 I got a boyfriend for the first time (via Reddit which makes it worse omfg) and when we met irl it was pouring down with rain and we were sharing some wired earphones and when she sang “kiss me hard in the pouring rain” we kissed and now whenever she sings that I just remember my kinda ugly Reddit boyfriend I had for three weeks..

the we won because boom like that is her bloghouse electronic masterpiece

A chance for us to be happy, be a happy family
 
the “doing the hard stuff, doing my time, doing it for our family line” to me is like she’s delving deep in to her childhood trauma, addressing those issues and breaking away from generational trauma. She’s going through it so that her kids don’t have to  I’ve been doing much of the same lately, I’ve went no contact with family members because I don’t want my children to have that toxicity that I was dealt growing up 

hands on your knees, angelina jolie
and BOOM LIKE THAT

 
BOOM LIKE THAT

I got COVID with one of the guys I was seeing and we saw each other again after testing positive because what else are we going to do?
 
might as we’ll be sick together and make out.
 
shes realllllll for that

true 

I'm the biggest Blue Banisters warrior on this forum, but she already topped it when she released "Did you know that there's a tunnel under ocean blvd" in December, and cleaned up all the crumbs with "A&W." 

guys the surprise is obviously that lana will cover country roads in the bbc live loungeshe's taking us home where we belong
 
mountain mama

all the love to the poles but when i went to poland i caught the worst cold of my life and my friend got herpes... the bad kind. just saying.

Sharing this here too bc who cares, I made another ocean blvd site theme concept earlier today  this one eating DOWNNNNN
 

Miley's album only got 27M streams on the first day despite having a smash hit like Flowers... NFR! did 15M without big playlists back in 2019. Why Lasagna's team delayed the album after all?
 

why do the ATRL bears and post-twinks always talk shit about Lanaboards as if ATRL isn’t arguably 100x worse bsjdjjf. I do sometimes see their point tho but c’mon now!

I know damn well people on north koreatrl aren’t talking about LB as if they’re not the basement dungeon level of the psych ward… we’re just the lounge
 

I don’t see Lana ever firing them: they support her on all of her decisions and probably are good link between her and Interscope. I have no idea what went down between Dua and Tap.
 
anyways, back to topic: having heard nothing of the Grants, although some think it’s not the best promo single, I’m getting hyped again. 

well duh  he’s so fucking annoying 

Ohhh no album trailer then. Lol idk! Honestly care less about the surprise and more about the next single.  
 
glad we only have to wait a week for both. I’m done worrying/guessing about the “surprise” and more wondering/thinking about the next song we are getting lol. 

I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a dua collab.. I’d heard an insider rumour about this a while back
 
 

candle in the wind deep house remix featuring lana del rey coming 

Just remembered that the last time bozo said we r not gonna believe this and that shes insane it turned out to be I can fly on blue banisters and for some reason my hype went down

Not us going through polandgate literally this place doesn't need exposure 

I mean he’s kinda right 

Cover reveal for Pearl Watch Me on Ring a Bell Psycho Lifeguard is coming!!!