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I now propose that all Americans who can vote for president in 2024, please write in Lana Del Rey. 
Shes over 35, so she's eligible 
 
She's liberal (but not actually running)
 
She's elusive so nobody would know where she is
She can write cryptically (and knows when to delete twitter)
She is WiLd AnD fReE 
and she preeeeettttyyyy 
She has so many wigs nobody would know if it's her or not 
She is rich (but not how you think) and could fund her own campaign (even a free one on www.Lanaboards.com)
She cares about people and not corporations (fuck you, music industry!) 
She's not afraid to fight you (she will win, rise again, soar in the wind)  
 
 
 
She'd be perfect for our next president. Maybe we should start a cult and get everyone to vote her in (bc let's face it, our elections are a joke anyway) so if everyone wrote her in, maybe we'd have a chance of having a female president who isn't a narcissistic maniac OR senile! 

I actually feel so bad that she can't release them, her label has made a mistake not letting her release them 

This is super cliché, but the Grimes persona now really seems to have been brainwashed from the Art Angels Grimes we used to know. I still can't recognize anything about her anymore (and I've been a fan since Geidi Primes) 

for me its /\/\/\Y/\=Arular >>> Matangi=Kala

So is Dragon Slayer about a Dragon that Slays? Because Lana’s the Dragon? I’m confused.
I wonder if she mentions the Whore…

Ed and Ben after making this thread
 

I think eclipse has access to music sync services and boz just gets stuff… in unethical ways. (well stealing music is already unethical so there’s no ethical way to get unleaked unless lana gives you files) 
 
STREAM FREE YOURSELF BY JESSIE WARE WHEN IT COMES OUT FOR DONT STOP 

Wyd here Ed…… 

she’s too cute <3

Anyone else giggle every time they come to the site and see LANA AND JACK AT A PRISON front and centre or is it just me

ethel is so funny 🤭 

Naur, what we aren’t gonna do is drag Ethel cain in this thread. Lana and Ethel, 2 powerful women who happened to date the same guy maybe. 
 
 
 
 

Ethel tweeted Cruel world lyrics...

Maybe we can just be happy she’s getting some good dick yk, I think we can all agree on that

Being delusional is part of the fun I guess… 
I’ll give credit when credit is due: true, you have always come through each era with some info before a single or album release and I thank you for that. And I’m totally fine if you do have info and don’t want to share it for whatever reason : It’s never an obligation on your part. But i simply prefer when people don’t get snappy or too salty because we are delusional, which has been the case lately with a couple of people here. That’s all I have to say. 

a moment

 
 

THE NEW HOT GIRL SNIPPET??? OMG
 
 

Is that the abcd girl?

Gay bussy poppin but also sad but also sexy a sad n sexy kinda way with a venice bitch instrumental length for n with it too 

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also known as white hot forever… something about topanga… & somebody’s agenda… but, wow, what a moment…

Should have used the demo 

Why do you still waste time writing long ass texts to explain nothing? Go touch some grass and fuck off dude.

you’re disgusting. That’s not something that’s cute or fun to even joke about. I know you think you’re the queen of LB but honestly get a grip

Indeed, its giving "I just finished another next level career-defining artpiece & i am entitled to go traveling around the world as i please after all that WORK"