Neohumanist

My predictions about BB reactions on Youtube: 
- My dads Jon and Steven are going to love it obviously. They have the best taste. They loved the singles and they'll love the rock-ish undertones of some songs.
- Ajaii I'm not sure. She's going to love some songs and she won't feel others. She's going to cry to WFWF and Arcadia tho.
- Lauren and Larissa are going to love it (Lauren a bit less I think). They stan NFR and Chemtrails.
- The cute new Australian guy (Ben?) it's going to love it (but won't care for a couple of the slow tracks)
 
Now for other reactors I don't really care but I binge watch sometimes:
- Ashley is probably not even going to react to it (is she even uploading anymore?)
- That basic girl that got scared of Marina's albums won't like it but will say some random shit like "it wasn't the right moment of the day" or something.
- The onlyfans guy it's just going to positively overreact to everything (like he always does) so we won't ever know if he likes it or hates it.
 
 
 
 

The way this thread is in it's death bed.

have you seen the space of time between ultraviolence and honeymoon though? or even between paradise and ultraviolence. totally different albums.
time between the projects ≠ differences between them

This ate 

Imagine if Lana's albums were released with their original/working titles, this is the result. Originally posted on Reddit, with minor tweaks.
 
Nevada (Lana Del Ray AKA Lizzy Grant)

 
 
Born 2 Die* (Born to Die)

 
Note: Original or planned titles included G.B.A. (God Bless America), The Best of Lana Del Rey,
The Revenge of Lana Del Rey, The World Is Ours, and Do U Luv Me Yet?
 
 
Born 2 Die — The Paradise Edition (Born to Die — The Paradise Edition)

 
 
Melancholia* (Ultraviolence)

 
Note: Melancholia was the original song name for what we have now is the title track of Ultraviolence.
 

 
 
Music to Watch Boys To (Honeymoon)

 

 
 
Best American Record* (Lust for Life)

 
Note: This may not be accurate, but I'd like to think this is the name she had planned for the album.
 
 
Bird World (Norman Fucking Rockwell!)

 

 
 
White Hot Forever (Chemtrails Over the Country Club)

 

 
 
Rock Candy Sweet* (Blue Banisters)

 
Note: Loved You Then and Now (Rock Candy Sweet) was originally planned to be in the upcoming album,
but was later scrapped and the album title changed to Blue Banisters.
 

 
 
Pearl watch me on ring a bell psycho lifeguard (Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd)

 

 

 

 

DIVORCE
01. Divorce Trip
02. Books To Listen To Girls To
03. David Hates You
04. Satan Knows I Never Cared
05. Drunk By The Mountains
06. Conformist
07. Bauhaus
08. Frozen Manor
09. Secularism
10. Dolores
11. The Brightest Night
12. 42
13. Duck Dance
14. I Mean What I Say
 

ive listened to the whole album 100 times and im still so lit for friday. cant wait to storm up to my target like the local homosexual I am, 8am, coffee in hand, and buy 3 copies of the target cover.
Then I cant wait for my Lana website exclusive cover to ship either. Tis early christmas indeed

The more I listen the more I am expecting rave reviews. I don't see how critics could possibly not love this album, it is such a great project, and with her leaving social media and keeping a low profile lately, they really don't have much to come at her for other than the music, and they'll just look stupid if they try and focus on old controversies. 
 
 

4 days until the meltdown and (possible) LDR9 first  album title announcement 

Do we know if BB is a ww release or local time? I think midnight will suit the album much more than 7am 

can't wait to watch the YouTube reactions to the album 
 

Don't tell me you can't twerk to WW while being awkward and sweet cause your father never stepped in when his wife would rage at you 

please don’t put this energy out there

Chemtrails Over the Banisters Tour coming to a West Coast City (not) near you!

barrie really said ‘if you wanna release songs with my writing credits on then revive my career hag!’ We love a king who knows his worth

I really liked this album but I want the next to be a vaporwave/synth wave/city pop collapse produced by MIKE DEAN. I want only one last big pop album 

ugh this week is going to be the hardest. we're SO close to the album, the merch drop, and the performance 
 
 

Yep so it will be my fav track I won