underthechemtrails

You guys are sooo dramatic omg
Last night when I logged in while I was at work and saw your comments like "well it's over for her" "oh this will be so bad for her" I thought she was 1 hour late or something. Yes, it was unprofessional to show up 20 min late (the hair thing was obviously a joke, she's not stupid) and nobody should show up late (except when there are serious technical/weather issues) but the show itself was incredible, she sounded AMAZING etc 
It was very entertaining and beautifully energetic
At the end of the day, she had the most acclaimed and most talked-about set of the night. And that's exactly what she wanted lmao.Even Matt Bellamy tweeted about it and called it the best Glasto set in years.
 
Those fans who love to diagnose her, they're not real fans. Why is it that everytime we get to see Lana in action, either performing or talking or attending somewhere there are so many comments about her mental health, or always assuming she broke up with a boyfriend  Let her live damn

where r u all seeing the negative comments bc ive only seen things praising her performance or light jokes about her lateness
 
nothing genuinely hateful or negative (apart from certain users here)

“Fans” get online and say shit like this and then have the nerve to lose their minds when she deletes her social media 

I figured he meant now they understand and love her and she is in a different caliber than him, aka out-sold, out-streamed, out-cunted, out-served

how do you not hear a difference i- 

I really wonder when you all will get tired of this discussion  

This site's ability to turn every thread into an "old" Lana vs. "new" Lana debate will never fail to amaze me 

Do you guys ever like enjoy anything she does 🤔  i don’t see any significant difference in this version that makes it any lesser than the other versions. Still as dreamy and beautiful as ever

i love how wrong your opinions always are. you said ocean blvd would sell worse than cocc and then it sold like 120k or something and is still gaining millions of steams per day. girl.... 

i can't believe i'm saying this but this is lowkey her best album... like fr
norman was like something made to love and this one is MUCH heavier but... it's so fucking good and risky and lyrically she's fucking killing it 
every time i'm listening to it i'm having new fav tracks and i'm finding something new i love about her vocals, production and lyrics
 
AND the way so many people (including me obv) were starting this album being unsure about if it's good or not and over next few days i'm seeing so many of them changing their minds like  i just feel like this album is out of its world
 
it's not an everyday album like norman was for sure but this is actually kinda why it's even better... if you know you KNOW

if that trash review gets added to metacritic i'm killing myself

Whenever you make these posts I imagine you foaming at the mouth while you're typing

I've successfully avoided all leaks and spoilers. I have only listened to the 3 released songs, so this is going to be such a fresh experience. I'm so pumped. Hurry up midnight.

Can we stay positive tho? Our beloved Lana Del Rey is coming in 24h (for me) can't believe we will be blessed with such a powerful album.
I still remember the way she announced the announcement on HolaTV, such a iconic moment. Time passed so quickly 
I'm gonna light my candles tommorow this time and lay in comfy bed with headphones on  even tho I heard some leaks the release day is very special to my heart.

Hi, new here. I don't expect to post a lot but I really just wanted to add something positive in the mix. 
I've been a fan since 2011 and would never have expected to still be so invested in her by 2023. All her albums have been such amazing entries in her catalogue, it's incredible how prolific she is and how the quality is always up there. 
That said, I feel like this new album is her best, and to those who want to dismiss that opinion by saying "Oh that's just initial adrenaline" or something patronizing like that, it's not. 
I enjoyed her previous 2 a lot but they didn't match my absolute adoration I had for albums like "BTD", "Honeymoon" and NFR. This one definitely does match those for me. It's such a wonderful journey from beginning till end, it feels like one big warm yet emotional hug and I love the diversity. 
I'll post a ranking after I heard the album in full HQ friday, I haven't heard CN yet. 
I just wanted to share the love for this album, cause it deserves it. 

Just for comparison:
 
 
DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE'S A TUNNEL UNDER OCEAN BLVD
Best New Track: "A&W"
Pre-release singles added to Pitchfork Selects: "A&W", "Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd", "The Grants" (3/3)
 
There's a...very interesting pattern here, but I don't want to get my hopes up. Anyway, the fact that A&W was named BNT while all three (!) singles made the Pitchfork Selects playlist is an encouraging and promising sign. I think that the album will get a 8.0+ score. Hopefully it'll be named BNM as well.  
 

10/10 from Gigwise.
 
WE FUCKING
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The Guardian review is out too
 
https://amp.theguardian.com/music/2023/mar/20/lana-del-rey-did-you-know-that-theres-a-tunnel-under-ocean-blvd-review

Part of the problem is that they only give whole star scores. Like they don’t do 3.5s or 4.5s. They stated in the review that if it weren’t for a couple of songs like Kintsugi that bring the album down, it would be on par with NFR for them. Since they gave NFR 5/5 stars, they really could only give DYK 4 stars at most. 

It's the original version of VB per the Rolling Stones interview, so it's not a remake 

They rarely give a 100, only a few times a year and not at all this year
 
https://www.albumoftheyear.org/ratings/47-mojo-highest-rated/2023/1
 

They shouldn't worry about that 80 score by Mojo. NFR! only had 2 perfect scores (100/100).
 
Even Chemtrails had more (4).

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