Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[domandapiano 11,597]

14 minutes ago, The Stargirl Pinky said:

 I just wish that if things were truly meant to be a surprise then they would respect that and let it happen that way, even if that means we’re in a news drought again 

to be fair, eclipse did take down the post announcing the 3 lana singles when polydor contacted them, and perhaps that why the insiders aren’t giving us much info!! We really know next to nothing at all. 

[Crimson and Clover 22,121]

Imagine if the album releases July 4th and she doesn't even announce it, just a picture of the cover art without a caption three days later 

[mlittle11 12,038]

2 minutes ago, JehovahThikness said:

Imagine if the album releases July 4th and she doesn't even announce it, just a picture of the cover art without a caption three days later 

this is probably the most likely outcome

[Furor Poeticus 15,565]

2 scenarios concerning the cover:

1) we'll get a gorgeous new cover with a concept whatnot

2 more likely) the BB selfie with another filter and the title in comic sans

[COCC 29,540]

11 minutes ago, JehovahThikness said:

Imagine if the album releases July 4th and she doesn't even announce it, just a picture of the cover art without a caption three days later 

I refuse to believe that she will go from an ice cream truck to chemtrails over L.A. to literally nothing 

[plastiscguy 58,049]

1 hour ago, PeroxidePrincess said:

2 scenarios concerning the cover:

1) we'll get a gorgeous new cover with a concept whatnot

2 more likely) the BB selfie with another filter and the title in comic sans

If she ever uses comic sans I'm unstanning, I'm sorry

[Frangipani 11,602]

7 minutes ago, plastiscguy said:

If she ever uses comic sans I'm unstanning, I'm sorry

wow rude you just don't understand her artistry

  - teenage twitter stans probably

[shady 3,749]

1 hour ago, Frangipani said:

wow rude you just don't understand her artistry

  - teenage twitter stans probably

 

Sis there are delusional stans in this thread who have the same mindset, also stans who think that selfie is her prettiest picture, which is not, sorry. The lighting is terrible and we can't compare car selfies to professional photoshoots. 

[Make me your Dream Life 83,242]

it's so quiet. like a ghost town 

[Surf Noir 189,421]

a day ago we were flooding this thread & celebrating... 

[Make me your Dream Life 83,242]

and now banisters are back to blueeeeee hooo hoooo ooh ah oooohh oooh 

[Coney Island King 25,082]

All of us July 4th when there’s no album

[WhiteHot4ever 604]

I move 

Spoiler

Into the abyss 

 

[ultrabanisters 37,416]

thread got real dry as soon as team realistic started giving reality checks 

 

ANYWAY IM READY & GLAMMED FOR THE #LDR8 RELEASE GALA ON THE 4th JULY 

[Make me your Dream Life 83,242]

JULY JULY JULY JULY FOURTH OF JULY 

[YourGirl666 12,075]

  I can be your 4th of July

[xxmissdaytonaxx 29,933]

no matter what july 4th is gonna be a day in lanaboards history, i know that much. 

[rhubysyrup 4,354]

Velma can’t find her blue banisters

[pin up galore 17,871]

girls and gays I think its time we collectively channel our orgasims into manifestation for a July 4th release 

[Fingertips 72,117]

This is not coming out this year

 

Norman round 2