Worst Lana Lyrics

[bia 1,122]

“Throw me wholly in the sky like a pizza pie” in Behind Closed Doors is a classic cringey Lana lyric

 

i also can’t believe someone mentioned NFR 

[Rorman Nockwell 56,723]

To be fair we are taking her lyrics out of context at the Mariners Apartment Complex

I mean on paper, "Jimmy Jimmy cocoa puff, Jimmy Jimmy ride" is terrible but it works in A&W

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you’re all wrong 

[fl0werbabie 537]

can't believe nobody's said this-

 

throw me round like a hot potato, if he want the butter then say so! 

[The Siren 30,521]

2 hours ago, ultrabanisters said:

‘and you think about who would be with you
and then there's donoghue’

 

i think kintsugi is a gorgeous song and a great lyric but ive studied law for 6 years and this is all i can think about when she says the word donoghue and i giggle:

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donoghue_v_Stevenson

 

TLDR a woman found a snail in her drink 

[shadesofloveduthenandnow 20,610]

14 minutes ago, fl0werbabie said:

can't believe nobody's said this-

 

throw me round like a hot potato, if he want the butter then say so! 

This isn’t bad it’s just camp

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1 hour ago, racecar said:

"I'm folk, I'm jazz, I'm blue, I'm green
Regrettably, also a white woman

But I have good intentions even if I'm one of the last ones
If you don't believe me, my poetry or my melodies"

This part in Grandfather makes me cringe a little bit

its kunt.  like I love that line she went awffffff

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2 hours ago, mlittle11 said:

[Verse 1]
Let's keep it simple, babe
Don't make it complicated
Don't tell me to be glad when I'm sad
I really hate that
I try not to be bad
He's interested, he's holding me back
If I could be more like you, I would
But I can't and I'm glad about that

[Pre-Chorus]
What if someone had asked Picasso not to be sad?
Never known who he was or the man he'd become
There would be no blue period
Let me run with the wolves, let me do what I do
Let me show you how sadness can turn into happiness
I can turn blue into something

[Chorus]
Beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful like you
Beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful like you

[Verse 2]
Let's keep it simple, babe
We can't afford to change it
Don't turn me into something I'm not
There's no way to sustain it
I try not to hold back
It seems, either way, it makes you mad
So I'll be who I'll be, if you think that that's cool
Then I'll take you back

[Pre-Chorus]
What if someone had asked Picasso not to be sad?
Never known who he was or the man he'd become
There would be no blue period
Let me run with the wolves, let me do what I do
Let me show you how sadness can turn into happiness
I can turn blue into something

[Chorus]
Beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful like you
Beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful like you

[Chorus]
Beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful like you
Beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful like you

Girl bye not you dropping a whole fuckin song 

[WaitForLife 5,238]

1 hour ago, racecar said:

Okay, so the worst thing from Lana that I have ever read is this: 

 

 

Don't mind the translation under this, it's a polish version of Violet Bent Backwards Over The Grass

She chose ultraviolence on that day 

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2 minutes ago, WaitForLife said:

She chose ultraviolence on that day 

Okay i have a weird connection with that poem tho, i read it going to the airport and accidentally stepped on a dead bird that was outside the car and literally that was the next poem………………. I wanted to throw up and cry so bad

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1 hour ago, racecar said:

"I'm folk, I'm jazz, I'm blue, I'm green
Regrettably, also a white woman

But I have good intentions even if I'm one of the last ones
If you don't believe me, my poetry or my melodies"

This part in Grandfather makes me cringe a little bit

Okay WAIT I thought you just picked out two separate lyrics but the fact that they're in order and she's actually like, "regrettably, also a white woman, but I have good intentions even if I'm one of the last ones"

"One of the Last White Women" sounds like a song or poem title ngl

someone please do a fake cover so we can laugh at the Twitter stans believing it

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3 hours ago, ultrabanisters said:

‘and you think about who would be with you
and then there's donoghue’

 

i think kintsugi is a gorgeous song and a great lyric but ive studied law for 6 years and this is all i can think about when she says the word donoghue and i giggle:

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donoghue_v_Stevenson

 

TLDR a woman found a snail in her drink 

As a law student the way I knew exactly what you were talking about 

[Mer 61,781]

Absolutely, unequivocally:

 

“Isn’t life crazy” I said, “now that I’m singing with Sean.”

 

Especially when the original lyrics were the poignant and beautiful: 

 

Baby you have to forget, and I have to move on. 

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They’re disgusting

I’m delicious

 

He's from South Beach
In his white tee
Said that I could
Be his wifey

[Offtotheraces01 2,774]

Too much beautiful, nfr, and bartender slander here for my liking…. Yall just dont get it. I also notice a lot of yall tend to not be fans of the lyrics that are too direct and maybe don't have grander metaphor. I personally love the route lanas gone song writing wise because i feel its added another more personal layer to her persona. I use persona loosely because i have always felt lanas music is true to her, but her artistic vision has so many layers that add to the music that i feel go under appreciated! Theres only one Lana Del Rey

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Im starting to question myself because I genuinely love most of the lyrics here 

 

i thought of another one that I don’t like- 

“lifting up my little red skirt, I know you’ll leave me here in the dirt” 

such a goofy rhyme lmao leave me in the DIRT? 

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1 hour ago, terrencelovesy0u said:

Girl bye not you dropping a whole fuckin song 

if theres only one beautiful hater left on earth its me 

[lanaismamom 11,544]

im a strange than a stranger line apologist because its not bad its genius the same with guns and roses chorus, its Just simply genius

[Forgotten 448]

I'm sorry but "Pass me my vape, I'm feeling sick, I need to take a puff" makes my skin crawl in the worst way possible 

It's probably camp or whatever smh

[bia 1,122]

31 minutes ago, lanaismamom said:

im a strange than a stranger line apologist because its not bad its genius the same with guns and roses chorus, its Just simply genius

Why?