caitlyn valliulina

i hate how every AI uses her 2012 lips and somehow makes them even bigger 

Apparently will be available on shelves 3/29.


https://www.instagram.com/p/CqKqw6zN4co/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
 
Translation:
Freedom, spirituality, authenticity
exclusive confidences to JD Beauvallet 
+ interview 
Depeche mode 
Stop or again ? 
Thomas Bangalter 
After Daft Punk
Jim Jarmusch 
Musician version
Everything but the girl
The amazing comeback
Love, identify, ecology
The club of 5 who think the world today
Ovidie and Vanessa Springora 
The end of the s&x ?
 
https://shop.combat.fr/common/product-article/2155

well…

its so sad she isnt starting with A&W every show cause that dramatic entrance is so iconic
anyway the setist getting worst and worst but she seems very happy every show 
and why did she removed candy necklace 😭😭
lana u need to come here and take our tips for the setlist

The tour started nicely and became a nightmare a couple of dates ago  like, what makes her think we'd enjoy For Free and a Zella solo? also why is she still not over BTD and NFR? She literally dropped Candy Necklace off the setlist just to replace it with a cover and Mariners, I'm so confused. It really feels like a NFR Tour 2.0.
I like Hope as the closer tho.

When she re-wears the shein dress with cowbow boots and announces DNC tuesday 

THE AMERICAN WHORE TOUR CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!
 

Lana's team said that they have always submitted her music for the Best Alternative category at the Grammys, but the Recording Academy "screening committees" always move her to the main Pop categories. It kinda sucks because she would probably have a Grammy by now if her previous projects had been considered for that category (like NFR??? Hello??) but there seems to be a lot of shady politics within the Recording Academy to promote certain artists and supress others. There has been drama with other artists over this specific issue of who gets allowed in certain categories like Nicki Minaj who was upset she got moved from rap to pop as it lessens her chances of winning. https://www.billboard.com/music/rb-hip-hop/nicki-minaj-slams-grammys-again-super-freaky-girl-category-change-1235157367/

ALL OF HER CANDY NECKLACESSSS!!!!!! CONGRATS LANA!!!!
I DIDN'T VOTE MY ASS OFF FOR NOTHING
 

Honestly I don’t want to sound greedy, but she should have 10 of these awards.  She’s far more talented then her peers who basically just borrow from Lana and claim all the success.  

Me unbothered from the comfort of my own couch watching her win after the gorls endured hours of mediocre to subpar live performances from people they’ve probably never heard of 

deserved 

delete

deserved 

The ticket purchasing debacle yesterday. I haven’t used them in many years until then. I figured they were bad, but the experience was downright criminal. I had NO IDEA it was that awful. Scammy pricing tactics and total BS that every. single. time. you tried to buy a ticket, the system told you someone else got it. For fuck sake, fix the site or change the way the queue “works,” because it didn’t work at all. 
 
I tried to buy individual tickets at least 100 times and got shut down every time. Once I went to buy lawn seats, it said they were available, but it wouldn’t let me buy a single one due to being “sold out.” I refreshed the page and they were still available.

idk if this counts but these lives 
 

Now this is just plain wrong, even her examples are "mid" when compared to some of the true gems in her unreleased discography. @Strangelove, you can finally cite this tiktok zoomer in your Unreleased Syndrome thesis! Citation: boss baby's assistant 

the waffles will remain an iconic food in Lana history. 

there’s so many things i want to say about this but i cba 

Most intelligent person on tiktok

most of these cringe comments are making me miss the times when tiktok wasn't a thing

Hey everyone that's me 

not really cringe but

I cannot find the comment, but one time when I was looking at the comments on youtube to the lyrics of Gramma, someone commented something like "I always thought that since she calls old men she dates 'daddy' then this must be about her calling old women gramma." I can't make shit up, and I'm still trying to find it 

Completely valid, it looks like it tastes like the most delicious, sweet and sour lollipop ever