Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[Three White Butterflies 27,476]

9 minutes ago, COCC said:

A non-insider (me) is saying that dealer will be released this friday. We should trust him 

 

OMG CONFIRMED! DEALER OUT FRIDAY WOW! 

 

[SalvaWHORE 33,984]

the standard is getting too low, c'mon lana dont do us like this

[Pink Flamingo 17,145]

I just remember that BOZ said that the three singles were just the beginning... of a hiatus? waiting for the rest to come... 

[LanaTheRay 1,453]

LANA DO SOMETHING YOU BITCH PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU STUPID BITCH I HATE YOU LANA!!!!!!!!!!

[Super Movie 51,644]

We're currently in a complete drought...album info drought....leak drought....somebody give us something 

[Sugar Venom 9,657]

@The Stargirl Pinky @Venice Peach @Alison by Slowdive thank u guys so much  v2 is my fave, I wasn't even sure if I should post it cuz I didn't think anyone would like it I'm so glad that u do

 

16 hours ago, Hydroponic Weeds said:

oooo could you do version 3 but with the version 2 text?

Here u go!!

Spoiler

 

[Venice Peach 54,292]

Happy page 1300! And not for nothing cause we got:

3 (or 4) possible album covers

3 whole singles

2 fake release dates

2 alleged unreleased tracks in the album

2 (even 3) album titles 

2 MV snippets

1 single snippet

1 album scrap

0 real dates to look forward to

And the most important thing:

No real controversies this time 

[Furor Poeticus 16,330]

I fear that if "soon-ish" means longer than the infamous "Lana soon" we'll hear Blue Banisters or whatever it's called now in December 2022

[lover 2,207]

4 minutes ago, Venice Peach said:

 

No real controversies this time 

 

i'm starving for some controversy  or at least for the scrapped album to leak i'm almost looking forward to it more than the actual release 

[Three White Butterflies 27,476]

30 minutes ago, Selfloathinpoet said:

I just remember that BOZ said that the three singles were just the beginning... of a hiatus? waiting for the rest to come... 

 

i honestly don't even think he knew what he was talking about when he said this. 

[GeminiLanaFan 48,992]

3 minutes ago, PeroxidePrincess said:

I fear that if "soon-ish" means longer than the infamous "Lana soon" we'll hear Blue Banisters or whatever it's called now in December 2022

We’re getting very much ahead of ourselves. Ben or Ed (can’t remember which one) said we’d get the album before end of year. Does it mean it’s a certainty? Not at all, but his caption makes me believe the album was talked about with Lana and it should be out before or in December. 

[Let the Light In 18,597]

31 minutes ago, Selfloathinpoet said:

I just remember that BOZ said that the three singles were just the beginning... of a hiatus? waiting for the rest to come... 

I think he sad that was when the album name changed was still called Blue Banisters (according to his sources). Then the album title changed, she scrapped majority of the songs, and then she anounced the album with the title Blue Banisters again.So, it seems like the plans have changed if there was any in the beginning.

[Furor Poeticus 16,330]

4 minutes ago, GeminiLanaFan said:

We’re getting very much ahead of ourselves. Ben or Ed (can’t remember which one) said we’d get the album before end of year. Does it mean it’s a certainty? Not at all, but his caption makes me believe the album was talked about with Lana and it should be out before or in December. 

Her team give me not so trustworthy vibes anyway idk what that is

[LetTheLightln 1,486]

6 minutes ago, GeminiLanaFan said:

We’re getting very much ahead of ourselves. Ben or Ed (can’t remember which one) said we’d get the album before end of year. Does it mean it’s a certainty? Not at all, but his caption makes me believe the album was talked about with Lana and it should be out before or in December. 

ben posted bb cover and captured it "2 albums in a year" so technically yes... but  i don't really trust anyone after everything we've been through

[GeminiLanaFan 48,992]

21 minutes ago, empty sky said:

ben posted bb cover and captured it "2 albums in a year" so technically yes... but  i don't really trust anyone after everything we've been through

Like I said, it’s not an absolute guaranty, especially if she is still not done, but I can’t remember any update of any sort during the NFR era, but her managers did say we’d get new music from her before end of last year for the Chemtrails era (which was true, though not a complete album). 

[GeminiLanaFan 48,992]

28 minutes ago, PeroxidePrincess said:

Her team give me not so trustworthy vibes anyway idk what that is

Well, every time Ben or Ed gives us some sort of “hint or update”, it comes through. It’s HER we can’t trust 

if she isn’t done and lingers on, then maybe it won’t happen in 2021, but I’d be surprised. Besides, anything under a year between the lead singles and release will be better than the NFR era 

 

[GeminiLanaFan 48,992]

46 minutes ago, Venice Peach said:

Happy page 1300! And not for nothing cause we got:

3 (or 4) possible album covers

3 whole singles

2 fake release dates

2 alleged unreleased tracks in the album

2 (even 3) album titles 

2 MV snippets

1 single snippet

1 album scrap

0 real dates to look forward to

And the most important thing:

No real controversies this time 

My prediction : nothing will happen before August, but after that, it’s going to a bit more busy, with the single and preorder. 

[baddisease 17,898]

We're not gonna get shit until 2022.

[American Whore 51,257]

1 hour ago, Sugar Venom said:

@The Stargirl Pinky @Venice Peach @Alison by Slowdive thank u guys so much  v2 is my fave, I wasn't even sure if I should post it cuz I didn't think anyone would like it I'm so glad that u do

 

Here u go!!

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bitchhhhh that looks so good omg

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