The Right Person Will Stay - Pre-Release Thread (OUT: May 21st, 2025)

[Golden Hour 5,276]

8 minutes ago, caughtuboy said:

What a gorgeous title. "The right person will stay" is such a beautiful thing to hear from someone who has written to many forlorn & hopeless lyrics.

ThatPart.

[taco truck 33,483]

1 hour ago, Lana Del Dufrene said:

This is her ttpd. A record for the fans (And if were being extra delulu... a double album).

You need to learn just to not mention Taylor outside of the dedicated thread… all it causes is constant lashings 

[Rorman Nockwell 57,010]

I really love the Easter Egg incorporated into the cover

Album was previously called Lasso and now it isn't but Chunk used the lasso tool to put the text on the cursed background and you can even see where she cut it out

Cute

[Lana Del Dufrene 11,359]

2 minutes ago, taco truck said:

You need to learn just to not mention Taylor outside of the dedicated thread… all it causes is constant lashings 

No because people (not you) need to grow up. Anyways I’m really excited for Right Person (the user who suggested that as an abbreviation slay.)

 

Edited November 26 by Lana Del Dufrene
Also apologies if this comes across as flame baiting that’s not my intent.

[NikoGo 61,801]

I need her to post the real album cover ASAP because it's going to be a long 6 months of "this cover sucks" 

[Lana Del Dufrene 11,359]

Just now, NikoGo said:

I need her to post the real album cover ASAP because it's going to be a long 6 months of "this cover sucks" 

Or at least a cover akin to @ultrabanisters cover.

[Rorman Nockwell 57,010]

1 minute ago, NikoGo said:

I need her to post the real album cover ASAP because it's going to be a long 6 months of "this cover sucks" 

What makes you think it isn't the cover

[DinahLee 6,271]

Jesus it's such a fugly cover lmfao, but at this point I just don't have big expectations when it comes to Album Covers.

 

 

HOPEFULLY we'll get at least one beautiful professional music video for the lead single to make up for it. Or the second

[yayoop 4,612]

Called it

Just now, DinahLee said:

Jesus it's such a fugly cover lmfao, but at this point I just don't have big expectations when it comes to Album Covers.

 

 

HOPEFULLY we'll get at least one beautiful professional music video for the lead single to make up for it. Or the second

It’s okay there’ll probably be 3 alternate covers anyway

[ShadesOfFool 20,235]

i just got some tea that there is a shakira collab on this album

 

it was revealed to me in a dream

[TropicoHeart 2,841]

Born to Die

Paradise 

Ultraviolence

Honeymoon

Lust for Life

Norman Fucking Rockwell

Violet Bent Backwards Over the Grass

Chemtrails Over the Country Club

Blue Banisters

Did You Know That There’s a Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd

The Right Person Will Stay

[Lana Del Dufrene 11,359]

Just now, DinahLee said:

Jesus it's such a fugly cover lmfao, but at this point I just don't have big expectations when it comes to Album Covers.

 

 

HOPEFULLY we'll get at least one beautiful professional music video for the lead single to make up for it. Or the second

That’s honestly sad that we have such low expectations for not just Lana but a lot of artists.

[lovesong 59]

This is the most excited I’ve been for an LDR album since NFR! 

[NikoGo 61,801]

Just now, Rorman Nockwell said:

What makes you think it isn't the cover

 

I genuinely don't understand how anyone could think this is the cover. For one, the ratio doesn't even fit an album cover  two, she might make a lot of random choices for covers, but she isn't going to use a selfie.

 

The album is 8 () 6 months away, so I'd assume the album cover isn't even shot yet. She did the exact same thing with Blue Banisters and people freaked out (rightfully so, that pic is cursed) then too, and then she surprised us with some of her absolute best covers. 

[Lana Del Dufrene 11,359]

In the meantime Lana should drop a belated anniversary edition for paradise with burning desire, young and beautiful and angels forever, forever angels so I’ll shut up .

[Rorman Nockwell 57,010]

1 minute ago, NikoGo said:

 

I genuinely don't understand how anyone could think this is the cover. For one, the ratio doesn't even fit an album cover  two, she might make a lot of random choices for covers, but she isn't going to use a selfie.

 

The album is 8 () 6 months away, so I'd assume the album cover isn't even shot yet. She did the exact same thing with Blue Banisters and people freaked out (rightfully so, that pic is cursed) then too, and then she surprised us with some of her absolute best covers. 

Re: the ratio, it's pretty easy to just extend it to make a beige square. Not really smthn I thought about tbh, because as I said - so easy

It's not that dissimilar to the COCC ult cover or even the DYKTUOB cover in terms of it just being a b & w picture of her

But you're right, it's possible it isn't the cover. But it's also possible that it is. It's not like she's going to tell us because she never does

[Wait For Life 16,837]

26 minutes ago, Rorman Nockwell said:

Incoming rant about the cover art; skip if you don't wanna hear it

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idgaf whose idea it was; it blows

The expression on her face is not it. She looks like she's being told off for illegal parking, or vaping inside a library

With a little bit more effort, this could've been a beautiful side profile portrait like the ones they used to have back in the day. And if you're gonna go sepia, go full sepia, not the half ass tone that this is

It looks like Chunk put a B & W photo into Photoshop, put a sepia layer over the top and then Lana said "tone it doen" so she set it to 30% and said "done!". It is neither here nor there and I hate it

I'm sorry but fuck it's so frustrating

It's giving B-side cassette tape vibes and not in a good way

No this will not grow on me because the photo itself isn't good

ETA oh my God I just noticed that it looks like someone ACTUALLY used the lasso tool to put the text on there

 

I think I might be the only one but this is fucking hilarious sjjsjshs thanks for the laugh

[TheDragonslayer 714]

the photo isn't bad... Chuck just didn’t know how to edit it.

anyway, i still hope we'll have a photoshoot taken by Neil.

(this photo has been expanded with ai)

[TropicoHeart 2,841]

Do we think that there’s a possibility that The Right-Wing Person Will Stay will be a digital album only? Ocean Blvd was supposed to have no physical release, so it’s not a crazy idea. Plus it would explain the random Wednesday release.

[whitelungswhitepalms 10,207]

Why are we bashing this cover? With Ocean having an iconic cover that was professionally shot and now this being joke made 

like she’s allowed to switch it up, I think it’s fun to imagine her with Chuck just playing around with the camera and a shitty online tool to make a cover that represents the atmosphere of the album.

 

i think it’s deep and not that deep? You know?

 

Juvenile, but with thought behind it?

 

and if it’s just a placeholder, we shall see. If not, let’s appreciate how stunning she looks

 

complain complain, it’s plain babe But I love the boards for this chaos, alvvays

 

Anyways the vinyl will be baby pink