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Everyone want to be insider these days no one want to be an outsider like me. Im outsider and i don't know sh#t about if this coming or not but you know what i can be positive

One minute brainrot length where the song is sped up and is accompanied by Family Guy audio and Subway Surfers soundtrack

I really gave myself over to the delulu fully. Told 2 friends IRL there was a single coming next week. And a secret project I want to believe so badly that something is coming, cmon Lanita

Not gonna lie when I opened this thread I didn't expect to feel so old when I read that Coronavirus was discovered 5 years ago Let's manifest youthful energy for Lasso, songs that make us feel young, young & beautiful

Oh. not you backtracking and gaslighting now

Look, I've got nothing against you, you're a sweet user. But there's this one thing I haven't understood yet: are you manifesting all of this OR do you actually know some serious stuff? If latter, then can you prove it somehow, the way like @Kintsugi did?

manifesting she posts something similar at midnight

Friendly reminder that trolling is against the rules and pretending to be an insider to rile people up will result in a warning.

How can I say F U without getting a WP?

Hot lasso thread for nothing again and for the 1000th time

Because it’s a farcically racist and laughable non-issue created by anonymous phone calls to JD Vance’s senate office…

This is what happens when we stop playing Survivors. People get bored and tend to believe anyone

So... false alarm, then

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 LANA DEL REY'S NEW UPCOMING 10TH ALBUM HAS MUSIC AND LYRICS AND LANA DEL REY IS CONFIRMED TO SING THEM!!! GUYS, ALL OF YOUR MANIFESTATIONS WORKED!!!

there will be an interesting collaboration aside from the new album/music and secret project.

She had a concept of a plan

i keep laughing at this page 585 i can't

this thread's straight up suckin why are we bringing up covid and feeding a troll I'll jump of a bridge and break my tough vinyl

When it's called "I'm not not a furry"

The energy of this thread is signaling that we’re very close to something happening

REMIX ALBUM CONFIRMED FOR 11 OCT! ”brat and it’s completely different but also still brat”

Wait we need a fake insiders survivor!

so now… can someone please act like a fake insider so I can also get hyped for nothing

Hey Guys I have a little idea! I already did it a few times but I think it’s the right time to make a playlist, where we all put songs in which represent the vibe we want from lasso! — feel free to join xx tough!

Y’all are gonna hate me with the way i’m about to harass the universe trying to manifest a Make you mine release…. i even messaged charli’s facebook page asking her to release it.. i know she won’t read it but it’s okay

when the “insider” comes back to tell us the song **** **** ****** sounds a bit like cherry and a bit like video games and a bit like religion but can’t find the thread because survivors took over again

@tough @That Venice Bitch Can you hit this he/him with your WP gun please?

I started with this cuz I said I manifested the announcement of tough and the same day it was announced… but y’all thought I was an insider. This showed once more how bad we need lasso you guys literally trusted ME I’m famous on here for making absolutely horrendous jokes

@tough bestie is the album finished? How many tracks? Did Henry make it? Was it re-titled? So many burning questions!

More than 337,000 people visit Taylor Swift's link to register to vote (in 24hrs) https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2024-election/over-300000-people-visit-taylor-swift-link-register-vote-rcna170740

Hey Guys I have a little idea! I already did it a few times but I think it’s the right time to make a playlist, where we all put songs in which represent the vibe we want from lasso! — feel free to join https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3Obyw7ZrKxvyyYKQVsUWs7?si=xiARMR13RredK1IfGWtn1Q&pi=e-ZLvfkYUsTvm8&pt=16b9b6318ae90a72dcf0b9191415b3c4

Happy Birthday, dear MAC! I sometimes think it's really underrated compared to the other NFR! songs. I kind of think it's the best song from the album! It's so good, the lyrics are a killer! And those guitars! I could listen to these forever!

Behind the Iron Gates - Insights from an Institution double release with Lasso confirmed!

Let me expose Laurita and Embach I know from a super reliable exclusive flaccid french source that they both also stare in a music video alongside Lana for the Lasso lead single "Laurita x Embach - airboat riding Alligators 1 (Henry 0 out)". Originally Nikki Lane was in the video too but a secret group consisted of some Lanaboards users planned to hit her with a John Deer tractor so her appearance on that music video had to be canceled because of that. Furthermore the song is an witchy invitation to an southern gothic meets surf rock psychedelic noir world. The song is like a patchwork family of Raise Me Up x I Talk To Jesus x Music To Watch Boys To x Fine China x Breaking Up Slowly x Pussy x Beautiful unleaked surf rock demo It samples Zodiac and a 2020 voice note of Lana in which you hear Chuck calling for Veganismn while Lanas cats attacking her chickens while Patty tries to attack all of them with a lawn mower The song will get released in snippets over a span of 4 months leading up to the Lasso release data _not_found

SQUIRTING

BRAT AND ITS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT BUT STILL BRAT OUT OCTOBER 11

as we all know I’m a reliable insider so yes I can confirm that is true this are leaked lyrics: Verse 1: Laurita dances in the moonlight’s gleam, A heart so wild, she’s chasing dreams, With every step, she paints the skies, Her laughter’s like a firefly's light. Verse 2: Embach stands where the river bends, A soul so deep, where the world extends, With a gaze that’s calm and eyes so wide, she finds her path where the currents guide.

When Lana releases songs called Laurita and Embach then what

Laurita 17 embach 12 tough 0 tough is out!!

My official mugshot I guess it was a fun time here but I need to go back to prison

omg usually this calls for a ban but the way this is true and it was the people taking it out of context?? what a mess i’m dying the drought is REAL edit: okay acc I looked back again and there was some gaslight within indeed

So all these have been your manifestations?!? @Embach Was right, we shouldn’t trust you.

Then it's ocean blvd deluxe with zodiac, pearl, watch me, pshyco lifeguard

I mean the rollout starts soon so i think it’s done. Its definitely gonna be interesting. i think some people will be disappointed that it’s not 100% country and some are gonna be happy about it. It’s definitely a experience

You know that lying is a sin (I'm really believing this though )

Album Announcement & single pre-save - September 13th Lead Single - September 20th Second Single Pre-Save - November 7th Second Single - November 22nd Album Tracklist Leaks - December 10th Album Pre-Save - January 15th Album Trailer - February 10th Album Release - March 5th Stagecoach Festival - April 2025 Tour Dates - July 2025 - August 2026 and when I'm right about half of these, know that I am the savior and prophet of Lana Del Rey

And who I am is a big-time believer That people can change, but you don't have to leave her When everyone's talking, you can make a stand 'Cause even in the dark I feel your resistance You can see my heart burning in the distance Baby, baby, baby, I'm your man happy birthday mariners apartment complex🤍🤍🤍

the date being sophie’s birthday … interesting