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Both Ben and Ed literally reply to ig comments all the time lol. One of them called lanaboards users fake fans in an ig reply. There's zero need to try and come for users on here who share what they get. This is half of why there's such a culture of secrecy in this (and other) fandoms - you share what you get from flaky but reputible sources, the info they give falls through, you get called a "fake bih" by some rando on a forum who thinks they're hot shit and types like it's 2008. 
 
 
Anyway the whole hairdresser thing feels like another case of the people around Lana fucking with her very volatile fandom. I really wish she'd get some people around her who'd tell her that no, toying and teasing and treating her fans like shit isn't a good thing to do. Remember when her band flipped on people who paid out the ass for NFR concert tickets only to hear the decade old BTD playlist sung half-heartedly? Yeah. 
 
I get that messiness is part of her charm or whatever but there's a reason people laughed at her "question to the culture" letter - it made it sound like she thinks she's on the level of the artists she mentioned, and she never will be when her roll-out style and general communication is such a mess. I lowkey hope the album flops and this is a sign to her and her team that this half-assed poorly communicated shit doesn't fly if they still want to make bank. But my hopes aren't high lol. 

Absolutely shocked and appalled to learn that Ms Grant's hairdresser can no longer be trusted to be the sole announcer of news about an Interscope album

Can you blame them?

Hi all! Finally made a profile after only reading for about a year. 
 
Very excited for COtCC, also loving all the Mariah gifs 

You said he deserves it a few posts ago lmfao? "Getting people's hopes up" isn't a valid reason to go ballistic on a hairdresser. Why the hell would they be announcing things through her hairdresser? This whole thing was completely delusional from the start. I'm very, very critical of the way lana, her team, and people who associate with her treat her fans. Particularly the way B&E encourage parasocial relationships and then are useless when alerted to stalkers and actually dangerous people but have a lot of time to talk about her beautiful soul to angry children in their comments. But looking at things like this and people like you who don't see what's wrong with how fans are reacting makes me thing yeah, I also wouldn't give a shit about fans this shitty. I'd be taking my money and cutting them high and dry too. 

Because this is a tiny percentage of her fans doing this and she probably doesn't know. The phrase "don't feed the trolls" comes to mind. Report the actually dangerous comments, ignore the spam, and move on is what is done in situations like this 

The answer is to not trust a fucking hairdresser for news about an album, not act like complete psychos when a random countdown doesn't turn out to be what some randoms online guessed it could be lmfao. 

Absolutely shocked and appalled to learn that Ms Grant's hairdresser can no longer be trusted to be the sole announcer of news about an Interscope album

just want clarity atm but yes get it I support u let's go 

he mentioned seeing her tmrw, which, was the 7th. and another bw photo, w the countdown. there's a possibility he hasn't even seen her yet bc of a possible delay. 

but homie those tags. and to a lesser extent, the emoji's. like ur already seeing/have already seen her. so what's the rabbit to be pulled out from a hat? 

this is me saying this having waited to see what he meant respectfully. 

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other vein of the theory being at the Wright location, w him already being there. there's a connection. so. 

what's the truth 
 

It's so crazy the power Lana has. If someone writes anything bad about her in a review or just a comment on social media the wrath of her fans will be felt. On the other hand if someone mentions Lana's name in a cryptic or vague way the whack fans here (myself included) will spin scenarios out of thin air.
"I think the hairdresser means Lana will release the winning Powerball numbers tonight at 8:58, 2 minutes before the draw"   "OMG I will wait at 7-11 and play them just before" 

You said he deserves it a few posts ago lmfao? "Getting people's hopes up" isn't a valid reason to go ballistic on a hairdresser. Why the hell would they be announcing things through her hairdresser? This whole thing was completely delusional from the start. I'm very, very critical of the way lana, her team, and people who associate with her treat her fans. Particularly the way B&E encourage parasocial relationships and then are useless when alerted to stalkers and actually dangerous people but have a lot of time to talk about her beautiful soul to angry children in their comments. But looking at things like this and people like you who don't see what's wrong with how fans are reacting makes me thing yeah, I also wouldn't give a shit about fans this shitty. I'd be taking my money and cutting them high and dry too. 

You said he deserves it a few posts ago lmfao? "Getting people's hopes up" isn't a valid reason to go ballistic on a hairdresser. Why the hell would they be announcing things through her hairdresser? This whole thing was completely delusional from the start. I'm very, very critical of the way lana, her team, and people who associate with her treat her fans. Particularly the way B&E encourage parasocial relationships and then are useless when alerted to stalkers and actually dangerous people but have a lot of time to talk about her beautiful soul to angry children in their comments. But looking at things like this and people like you who don't see what's wrong with how fans are reacting makes me thing yeah, I also wouldn't give a shit about fans this shitty. I'd be taking my money and cutting them high and dry too. 

We're still in the shockwaves of people harassing her hairdresser, I know no one on this site has a grip on reality but can we please space out the conspiracies, I can't keep up </3

The answer is to not trust a fucking hairdresser for news about an album, not act like complete psychos when a random countdown doesn't turn out to be what some randoms online guessed it could be lmfao. 

We're still in the shockwaves of people harassing her hairdresser, I know no one on this site has a grip on reality but can we please space out the conspiracies, I can't keep up </3

We're still in the shockwaves of people harassing her hairdresser, I know no one on this site has a grip on reality but can we please space out the conspiracies, I can't keep up </3

Bentap77: “new Lana music coming soon ? ???”
 

 

your mind..

For nothing

You said he deserves it a few posts ago lmfao? "Getting people's hopes up" isn't a valid reason to go ballistic on a hairdresser. Why the hell would they be announcing things through her hairdresser? This whole thing was completely delusional from the start. I'm very, very critical of the way lana, her team, and people who associate with her treat her fans. Particularly the way B&E encourage parasocial relationships and then are useless when alerted to stalkers and actually dangerous people but have a lot of time to talk about her beautiful soul to angry children in their comments. But looking at things like this and people like you who don't see what's wrong with how fans are reacting makes me thing yeah, I also wouldn't give a shit about fans this shitty. I'd be taking my money and cutting them high and dry too. 

795 pages of nonsense and craving

You said he deserves it a few posts ago lmfao? "Getting people's hopes up" isn't a valid reason to go ballistic on a hairdresser. Why the hell would they be announcing things through her hairdresser? This whole thing was completely delusional from the start. I'm very, very critical of the way lana, her team, and people who associate with her treat her fans. Particularly the way B&E encourage parasocial relationships and then are useless when alerted to stalkers and actually dangerous people but have a lot of time to talk about her beautiful soul to angry children in their comments. But looking at things like this and people like you who don't see what's wrong with how fans are reacting makes me thing yeah, I also wouldn't give a shit about fans this shitty. I'd be taking my money and cutting them high and dry too. 

You said he deserves it a few posts ago lmfao? "Getting people's hopes up" isn't a valid reason to go ballistic on a hairdresser. Why the hell would they be announcing things through her hairdresser? This whole thing was completely delusional from the start. I'm very, very critical of the way lana, her team, and people who associate with her treat her fans. Particularly the way B&E encourage parasocial relationships and then are useless when alerted to stalkers and actually dangerous people but have a lot of time to talk about her beautiful soul to angry children in their comments. But looking at things like this and people like you who don't see what's wrong with how fans are reacting makes me thing yeah, I also wouldn't give a shit about fans this shitty. I'd be taking my money and cutting them high and dry too. 

You said he deserves it a few posts ago lmfao? "Getting people's hopes up" isn't a valid reason to go ballistic on a hairdresser. Why the hell would they be announcing things through her hairdresser? This whole thing was completely delusional from the start. I'm very, very critical of the way lana, her team, and people who associate with her treat her fans. Particularly the way B&E encourage parasocial relationships and then are useless when alerted to stalkers and actually dangerous people but have a lot of time to talk about her beautiful soul to angry children in their comments. But looking at things like this and people like you who don't see what's wrong with how fans are reacting makes me thing yeah, I also wouldn't give a shit about fans this shitty. I'd be taking my money and cutting them high and dry too.